Madison Magnetichide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for Kim Possible, 24, Nanny, Moulin Rouge, and Harry Potter. My name is Madison :) 19. I love smut. That's about it. I have literally hundreds of fanfictions written on my computer, but 99% of the time I never finish anything I start. I'm too much of a perfectionist. Anything uploaded on here is the select few that I have finished. And some of them aren't. And probably never will be, sorry. Send me a message. I promise I don't bite. My fandom includes: Harry Potter: Snape/Bellatrix, Snape/Narcissa, Snape/McGonigall, Snape/Lucius, Lucius/Bellatrix, Lucius/Narcissa, Lucius/Draco, Bellatrix/Narcissa, Belltraix/Molly, Arthur/Molly, Dumbledore/McGonagall, McGonagall/Trelawney, Remus/Molly, Filch/Pince Pirates of the Carribean: Jack Sparrow, Barbossa Lord of the Rings: Aragorn/Legolas/Boromir/Faramir/Gandalf/Wormtongue/Saruman/Theoden/Éomer (Any combined... or just one big orgy, I'm not picky when it comes to them) Rocky Horror Picture Show: Riff Raff/Magenta, Frank N Furter/Magenta, Frank N Furter/Columbia, Magenta/Columbia Shock Treatment: Cosmo/Nation, Bert/Nation Kim Possible: Drakken/Shego Pokemon: James/Jessie The Nanny: Niles/CC 24: Bill/Karen, Charles/Martha House: It was House/Cuddy until they hooked up, now it's just Wilson/Cuddy Sweeney Todd: Sweeney/Lovette Holes: The Warden/Mr. Sir (But tragically no such fandom exists!) Moulin Rouge: Narcoleptic Argentinian/Nini, Zidler/Satine Venture Bros: The Monarch/Dr. Girlfriend |
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Love Hurts by QueenTakhsis reviews
Waylon Smithers is in love with Monty Burns. Monty Burns is in love with Waylon Smithers. But will either man reveal their feelings for each other? Rating is just to be safe.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/7/2018 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Waylon S., Montgomery Burns
Benefits by L.R.T reviews
James tries to come to terms with his unrequited feelings for Jessie. One-shot. Rocketshippy. James's POV.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō] Meowth/Nyarth - Complete
Mr Burns Vs The Morning After by Naked Sasquatch reviews
Waking up in an empty bed, was not unusual for Charles Montgomery Burns. He slept as he was born and, until recent events, suspected he would die - alone. So why on this particular morning, did he shamefully want his faithful assistant and boy toy to stay and cuddle? Burns/Smithers established relationship. Shameless fluff.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Montgomery Burns, Waylon S. - Complete
Homer the Cupid by Naked Sasquatch reviews
Homer never understood what his boss, Mr Smithers, had against him. After Homer gets the pink slip, disgustingly drunk, and into a bar fight with the guy, a few knocks to the head and the Carl Douglas classic jog his memory of the many years he bullied Smithers as a kid. To make it up to him and get his job back, Homer decides he's gonna get Smithers the one thing he wants most.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Homer S., Montgomery Burns, Waylon S.
Such Great Heights by effies-scrapbook reviews
He calls her Jessie, plain and simple, and he decides he'll be her best friend from now until forever. — Team Rocket, a history. Slight Rocketshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō - Complete
There's love in the darkness by Saeshmea reviews
Only I can understand how hard it is for my husband to kneel down when he's asked to, to become the servant of someone, to be asked to be silent and be harmed and pleased at the pleasure of another… Only I understand the need of my husband to have someone kneel in front of him, to become the master for a while, to ask for silent, and harm or please at his pleasure… BDSM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
All He Had Left by Little Miss Lovejoy reviews
Agnes is on her deathbed, and Seymour feels like all he has left is Edna. But only one thing wrong with that-she's married to Flanders now.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,727 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Edna Krabappel, Principal S. Skinner - Complete
Blood and Honor by FieryPen37 reviews
Dany/Jorah smutlet after 3x09. After the sacking of Yunkai, Jorah visits the khaleesi.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Daenerys T., Jorah M. - Complete
When I Waked, I Cried to Dream Again by Squibstress reviews
Every now and then, he needs her. But she doesn't need him. Does she? An encounter on a cold night in a tent during World War II leads to a lifetime of occasional dalliances between Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall. Winner - 2nd Place, "Best Het S*m*u*t" & 3rd Place, "Best Drama/Angst Story" - 2013 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2013 - [Albus D., Minerva M.] - Complete
Knock Down by MinxySix reviews
Effie wants to lecture, and Haymitch just wants her to shut up. Set during the first night at the penthouse at the 74th Annual Hunger Games. Hayffie-Smut-Feels-Ahoy.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
Invert by Andy Magnuseth reviews
Mr Burns and Mr Smithers...
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Montgomery Burns, Waylon S. - Complete
It's hard to say 'I Love You' by QueenTakhsis reviews
Smithers and Burns have been dating for several months now. Monty has yet to say 'I Love You' to Waylon. Smithers wants to ask Burns a difficult question, but can't seem to be able to find the right time, or place! Lot's of fluff! XD
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Montgomery Burns, Waylon S. - Complete
Abandoned by preety-lady-serenity reviews
Synopsis: Charles Montgomery Burns has spent the last twenty years ignoring his assistants' feelings. But what happens when Waylon Smithers decides to call quits? And he means it. BurnsxSmithers.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Waylon S., Montgomery Burns - Complete
Judge Turpin Discovers Internet Porn by Professor Cassandra reviews
You read the title, my friends. I assure you, this is every bit as insane as it sounds. Proceed at the risk of your own precious sanity.... Actually, you know what? Sanity is overrated. Just read it. You know you want to....
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Judge Turpin, Beadle B.
The Closet by Polgaria reviews
Miranda Priestly. Andy understood the dynamic. She knew she wanted to please Miranda, desperately craved her approval. Miranda was like that. Seductive. You wanted her to want you, even as you hated her. CANON for the MOVIE version. Please R&R
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,656 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Change of Focus by ichbin reviews
One shot. Niles and CC. What if Niles had paid more attention to CC's attitude instead of looking for his wallet in Vegas? Another Joint venture with DannyFan66
Nanny - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Complete
Revealed by preety-lady-serenity reviews
Charles Montgomery Burns had spent the last twenty years not realising that his assistant was in love with him. When he realises those feelings he has to come into terms with his own. BurnsXSmithers
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Waylon S., Montgomery Burns - Complete
Princess Sweeney and the Amazing Rick Man by Professor Cassandra reviews
No one throws a Halloween party quite like the Death Eaters, as you, dear readers, will soon discover. Whether you will find yourself amused by their drunken antics or scarred for life is beyond this author. Hopefully a little of each. Happy Halloween!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Stay the night by ichbin reviews
Niles/CC SongFic "Stay the Night" by Chicago. Short, one-shot! Happy!
Nanny - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete
Maslow by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
What do you NEED? Different aspects of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs applied to Drakken and Shego’s daily lives in no particular order. Add a spoonful of uncomfortable silences, and we’re good to go. Drakken/Shego.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,672 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
Distraction by the goofball reviews
Lucius has his own ideas about distracting Narcissa from her worries and Severus is invited to help. Just some humorous smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Black Envy by allg0nemadd reviews
Why should Bellatrix be the Dark Lord's new favourite? Lucius knows the answer, and he hates Bella for it. But is it just hate he is feeling? And can he have something that belongs to Lord Voldemort? Lucitrix/Bellamort, ADULT CONTENT, mild violence. COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bellatrix L., Lucius M. - Complete
In Heat by lastduchess reviews
Mrs. Norris is in heat, so Filch arranges a rendevouz between her and Crookshanks. The chaos they leave in their wake leaves Filch wanting some of his own, so he pays a visit to Madame Pince.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Argus F., I. Pince - Complete
The Dark Mart by Professor Cassandra reviews
Even Death Eaters need to stock up on the necessities sometimes, and Lord Voldemort must provide. So how does the malevolent Dark Lord handle this daunting task? Why, he goes shopping, of course! This is my first fan fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Detention with Hagrid by ssShadow444 reviews
Ginny has to serve detention with Hagrid and things take an unexpected turn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Ginny W., Rubeus H. - Complete
Naked Guitars by Twin Exchange reviews
Lucius and Bellatrix go to Trelawney for a reading.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Bellatrix L., Lucius M. - Complete
A Badly Needed Potion by the goofball reviews
*oneshot* Where do you go if your potion is not helping you the way it should? Minerva needs help and Severus is in for a surprise. Be warned: very explicit het slash sex ahead! Don't like it, don't read it! I guess OOC-ness should be mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Selfish by RumpaldiStardust reviews
Grima WormtongueEowyn centered fic. Grima broods. Because that's what he does. M for mature situations including... that heavy petting thing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Grima W., Eowyn - Complete
Slumber Party by SnakeOfSilver reviews
When Smithers and Burns get snowed in at Smithers' apartment, the two decide to have an oldfashioned slumber party to pass the time, and things get inevitably heated between them. Chapter 10 up!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,127 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Playing With Fire by fembuck reviews
A picture of Bellatrix appearing in the Daily Prophet after her escape from Azkaban makes Molly remember some things she would rather not. BellatrixMolly, femslash, femmeslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Bellatrix L., Molly W. - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Erandir reviews
What exactly did they put in Legolas’ wine? Aragorn is about to find, and out in the most unlikely way. Pure PWP.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Dark Nights by Morgan72uk reviews
The first war is over, but the shadows remain. What really happened between McGonagall and Dumbledore during the trials of the Death Eaters?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,955 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
When the World Ends by auri mynonys reviews
Rohan falls to Saruman's hand and Grima is at last given what he most desires. Oneshot, AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Eowyn, Grima W. - Complete
Drove Her To by BellaMalfoy reviews
After Lucius escapes from Azkaban, he and Bellatrix decide to take matters into their own hands. Warning: Dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Unexpected by Captain James reviews
No date can go smoothly when you have Filch trying to be sweet and Madam Pince suffering from allergies. Ever wondered what is really going on between Filch and the librarian? [Oneshot, FilchXPince]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Argus F. - Complete
All Is Fair in Love and Tango by RperQueen reviews
They met each night, playing the same old record, retracing the same old steps. But they could only fool themselves for so long. Nini chose to walk away from love. But what's she to do when it comes spinning back at her, playing the same old soundtrack?
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Nini, Argentinean - Complete
Bitter Watches of the Night by SharpesLass reviews
Grima finds a way to get what he cannot have.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Grima W., Eowyn
Gandalf the Wizard and his Shire Sex Slaves by radishpants reviews
**SLASH** Gandalf goes to the Shire, and has an unexpected encounter with sausages, Samwise and Merry. Pure Smut! **COMPLETED**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Gandalf, Samwise G. - Complete
The Old Man and his Longsword by A Certain Individual reviews
Now that Theoden is young and hip again (thanks to Gandalf) he can finally resume his favourite hobby of self-fulfillment with his most favourite object in the whole wide world, his sword.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2003
Fear and desire by mimine reviews
Grima Wormtongue realises some things about himself. Slash (Grima/Eomer and some Grima/Theoden) Dark imagery.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2003 - Published: 1/13/2003
The Racy Rocket by Bezo reviews
Jesse helps James with his...'rocket'.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/22/2002
And Into the Darkness, Bind them. by Invidi reviews
A little adventure outside the ring of light provided by Gandalf's staff for Aragorn and Legolas. ::slash::
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2002
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Prisoner reviews
And with that, she was gone; vanished into the darkness beyond the cell. The faint scent of perfume lingered behind her like a ghost. Though he did not admit it, the reminder of her presence left him aching, longing. Lucius & Bellatrix.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Severus's Envy reviews
Severus Snape reflects on the affair between Lucius Malfoy and Bellatrix Lestrange. Could this be envy? Lucius/Bellatrix/Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Mi Amor reviews
A simple dialog between Nini and the Argentinean on the night of Satine's death.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Argentinean, Nini - Complete
Evil Lodging reviews
Dr. Drakken and Shego are in desperate need of lodging, but what happens when the hotel they find only has one room to offer- or even worse, one bed?
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Drakken, Shego
The Secret Sex Lives of Niles and CC reviews
Bits and pieces from the secret sex lives of a butler and a socialite, in no particular order. I plan on adding much, much more when I find the time. Niles and CC deliciousness.
Nanny - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2009
Blueberries reviews
It’s hard to imagine, hard to accept, that she's no longer who she used to be. The strong, powerful woman that once dominated politics is now broken, falling to pieces before her very eyes. Love had destroyed her job, and distance had destroyed her love.
24 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Bill B., Karen H. - Complete
Together Again reviews
Bill Buchanan must meet his wife, Karen, at the airport after she selfishly fired him to save her own job in the White House, and then consequently resigned. Has distance and betrayal destroyed their marriage for good? Post Season 6.
24 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Bill B., Karen H. - Complete
The Falling Rain reviews
As Karen Hayes clings desperately to the soaked skin beneath his suit, Bill Buchanan realizes something. Something that perhaps could change everything they stand for. Post Season 5.
24 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Bill B., Karen H. - Complete