It's been seven years since Ladybug up and vanished from Paris. Adrien has finally moved on from all of the pain and questions that she left him with. Or so he thought, until he comes across a spotted stranger slinking through Paris in the night.

It's okay to ask Chat for dating advice about Adrien, right? Even though she knows Chat is Adrien, but Chat doesn't know she knows he's Adrien? Maybe she should have thought this through before opening her mouth.

He was so sure that Ladybug would already push him off a rooftop if she knew his civilian identity worked at a café called "Paws Fur Coffee" of all names, but his flub on the chalkboard menu just topped it all off. His neat handwriting read back to him: "Chai Noir". (In which Adrien has some cool drink ideas and gets to know a regular customer) [Cafe College AU]