Kenny is a dirty minded, perverted, kinky boy. Butters is an innocent, childish boy. Let's just say, both of those things don't match. Pre-smut, comedy, I don't even know. XD Rated M for smut later on and foul language. I attempted to add some Kyman and idk I wanted to focus a bit on the relationship between Cartman and Kenny (chapter 3) . NO NON/CON! DON'T WORRY! NO TRIGGERS :)

Karen x Mysterion smut lol

After another failed attempt to defeat his rivals, Nathan runs into a former science fair champion who shares his frustration with idiotic henchmen. Terrance doesn't mind sharing his gum with anyone who appreciates his superior intellect. ONESHOT, Gen

Scott Malkinson loves Butters and Cartman, and they got a surprise for him.

Just a quick dirty smut. Kyle is 'babysitting' Butters, and feeling a little adventurous...

The consequences from a message can look bigger to a very anxious boy. [Fluffy Creek, based on a chat that featured in South Park: Phone Destroyer)

Cartman has an embarrassing emergency and as usual expects Kyle to 'lend him a hand'. Well it's not like it's the first time he's been down there...

[REQUESTED] Anniversary and Promise Ring requests. fluff fluff fluff happy endings fluff fluff (Multiple chapter story because of time jumps etc.) I also wanted to try writing from Tweek's perspective this time, since I normally focus on Craig's internal narrative. I hope you enjoy!

It's the end of summer and the kids of South Park are having one last party before they all go off in different directions. Stan has just been reminded yet again that Wendy has broken up with him (since she's headed off to the Peace Corps) and he's not taking it well. None of his friends will listen to him, but he finds some unexpected sympathy from someone who understands pain.

Kyle has had it with Cartman. My excuse for taking out my hatred at Cartman.

(Filler) As the one year anniversary of the break up of Stan and Wendy gets Stan down, he gets sent to the last person that he wants help from. Meanwhile, Eric begins a major business that 'helps' relationships in peril. (Patch #1: Made some alterations to select dialogue, nothing major. )

The boys experience their firsts in no particular order or importance. 100-Word Snippets. Warning for explicit content.

The Human Kite believes he's the first super hero to not have any weaknesses. Tool Shed changes his mind. One-shot, South Park: The Fractured But Whole, Style (Stan/Kyle), Light bondage, Dubcon, Lemon, M, Trigger Warning: Underage

[EPILOGUE POSTED] Eric Cartman is one of the most sexist, racist, and downright rudest people you could ever encounter on the planet. But one thing can change someone's life. When Cartman falls victim to a traumatising event, he is faced with a choice. Would you hide and cower in fear, or would you stand up to those who threaten you. What would you do if you had nothing to lose?

The truth about Tweek Bros. Coffeehouse is exposed.

While Randy insists on further gentrifying South Park Stan spots a large python on the wall behind the Mayor's desk. He soon realizes he's not the only person in town with Ophidiophobia. (The fear of snakes).

Clyde can't remember why he decided to go on this trip, let alone why his friends would even invite him. Road trips fucking suck.

Kenny decides to put in the effort to pick out 5 of his deaths which happened to be the least horrible. Oneshot.

That bastard. Cartman is cheating on Kyle, and Wendy is cheating on Stan. But sometimes, a tragedy can bring people closer... (Style) [ONE SHOT]

What happens when Tweek doesn't finish his half of an assignment? Kyle takes revenge, of course! (Non-Consensual/Rape themes) (Mature themes) (Boy on boy) (They are aged up)

The title says it all.

[EPILOGUE POSTED] It has been 9 months ever since the vigilante Mysterion first appeared in South Park. The streets have never been safer, but an old friend, turned new threat, is about to emerge. Kenny McCormick must endure what is about to come, both physically and psychologically, to protect the town he loves from falling, into Chaos.

After another night of locking himself in his hotel room because of the constant parties, Kyle Broflovski tells his story of how he found himself a prisoner of the alluring Hotel California. Based off of the song by the Eagles.

[EPILOGUE POSTED] Kenny McCormick. He seems to be a regular 16 year old doesn't he? No, he has a power, but he thinks of it as a curse. But in a town full of crime, the thing that Kenny thinks is a curse, will help him become more than just a man. He will become, a Symbol of Justice. He will become, Mysterion.

This is a novelization of the SuperMarioLogan's Plush videos. Some things will be the same, and some will be entirely different. Some Chapters might be really short or long due to the length of the video. Please Review!

Damien took Kyle from his home long ago and made him into his personal toy. Now, he's about to let loose his captive to begin taking the souls of those he used to hold dear in the way that only a succubus can. M for ST, N/C, Violent themes. Dyle/K2