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Strange Famous (spoken word rhyme on 90.3 WRIU) Lyrics
Artist(Band):Sage Francis

Maybe you're never really living till you've understood what death is
So I touched the human spirit with lyrics some say are breathless
It's that breathlessness that inspired my tired hand
To write these endless epilogues that some call pretentious
Living verse existence surviving, verse thriving in an environment
Vitamin supplements and a government's removal of pensions retirement
Empty out your life savings cause your wife's handing that knife collection
Could have used some type of protection but you sliced through her midsection
Even though the sex was great you want belly thin
Didn't want to ruin the love canal and that's why you went too serried
And everyone's got your own opinion, ask your librarian about the alien
Legal aliens, vegan terrorist and all of the vegetarian activists
Male malchy and alchemists grab a fistful of calculus pals
Who dissed over the lack of apple cum math-or-piss
Build but calluses on the phalluses of Alice and Wonderland-scapers
Put on your happy face, here comes the hand shakers with sand paper gloves
They wanna jerk you off with, to further off quick
Cause I prefer the soft lips of a whore's kiss
I lick my wounds and force my tongue into the opening
Communicating with infections that took residence when I broke my skin
I've learned their language now my infectious speech gets sickening
But my poetry has become a scab lies just can't help picking
Tickling too many worldly fancies whimpering on my hands and knees
Crawling fast through laundry mats pilfering girlie's panties
Ya heard me? Man please
I ain't take nothing without paying except for school books and blank tapes
Throw in a can-a-pee from a canopy can a pee brain hit me in plain day
Are we game though we came with weak aim
Strange famous strange famous strange famous strange

One can survive everything nowadays, except death, and live down anything, except a good reputation.

- Oscar Wilde

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When Past Meets Future by firevixen73 reviews
Itachi was Sakura's personal bully as kids, luckily he forgot about her when she left to train with Tsunade. Now adults their paths are about to cross once again. She's ready for revenge & he wants a distraction from a forceful ninja clan pushing marriage
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 147,358 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 12/3/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
Fireproof by Sabbre reviews
Sakura learns the hard way what it means to become a tool of the Shinobi world. Akatsuki!Sakura. Spoilers past manga c523.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,767 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H.
Clandestine by SilverStarShine94 reviews
A ring; a promise, a representation of eternity, some kind of sick, twisted marriage proposal that made her toes curl. ItaSaku. Written for the fabulous Half Elven as part of the ItaSaku Fic Exchange 2010.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
With Practice by Aria Illusine reviews
Non-Mass ItaSaku, "Stay." Then, "Watch." No full-fledged shinobi had ever let her just watch them practice in plain sight, or instructed her to do so. Snapshots over time; training, growth, and shuriken. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,692 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Lost One by elle6778 reviews
Memories lost, Itachi began to settle into life as a civilian in a secluded village. But when fate thrust Sakura into the picture, he knew he could no longer avoid his past. ItaSaku. Spoiler up to Manga Chapter 449. Prequel to The Return of the Heir.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 131,913 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 4,354 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Soutou by Matsuo Emi reviews
Sequel to “Shinri” Even with the companionship of her trusted canine, Sakura is finding the life of a missing-nin unforgiving, until a chance encounter with a feared enemy offers her the opportunity to discover help in the most unlikely of places. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,635 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
shinobi by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku IIP-verse Non-Massacre AU. Contrary to popular belief, Itachi did not seduce Sakura during the time she was nursing him back to health. No, it was the other way around, an innocent seduction that ensnared the Uchiha heir like nothing else could.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
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