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Joined 01-19-11, id: 2711147, Profile Updated: 07-14-11
Author has written 12 stories for NCIS, and Criminal Minds.

Uodated 7/14/11:

I wanted to give everyone a blueprint to follow in terms of my stories. Everything I have on this site is meant to be a part of the same series. Each story adds another layer, but it's probably best to read them in the following order:

1. Nothing to Offer

2. Fixation

3. Profiling Tony

4. I Promise

5. A Good Day

6. Dropping the Coffee

7.. Hidden Worthiness

8. Limitations

9. COMING SOON: Framing Up, Boxing In, Getting Out

My plan is to work chronologically through the seasons, but I have limited writing time, so updates will be as I find opportunities.

Thanks so much for your reviews and I hope you continue to read my work :)

I suppose that this is where I talk about myself. Not really very comfortable with that, but I will give it a shot. My friends would say I have an addictive personality, and things that I like I tend to know a ridiculous amount of information about.

Books that I obsess over: The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Harry Potter series, The Hunger Games series, George Orwell (anything by him, really), To Kill a Mockingbird, My Antonia by Willa Cather, The Awakening by Kate Chopin, Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card, The Grapes of Wrath by Steinbeck, and The Testament by John Grisham. There are more, but I think these are my favorites.

Shows that I obsess over: Supernatural (I am a Sam girl, although I love Dean...usually, Cas, and Bobby too), NCIS (Tony Dinozzo in particular), and Glee (not as much recently). A new show (to me, anyway), that I love is Criminal Minds, and Dr. Spencer Reid is my favorite character.

Movies that I obsess over: Inception (along with anything starring Dicaprio, including the absolutely fantastic Blood Diamond and the underappreciated Basketball Diaries), the Harry Potter movies, the Lord of the Ring movies, Anchorman, the Ocean movies (11, 12, and 13), and Dodgeball. I like both stupid comedy and high level thinking. Good stuff all around.

I have been writing a long time, but this is the first time I have ever posted a story online. Hopefully I will not suck too horribly.

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Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,569 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 3,182 - Follows: 3,826 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 10,297 - Follows: 3,569 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Where the Teddybears Have Their Picnic by xenascully reviews
Tony goes missing for over a month. When the team finds him, he's not the man they knew...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 105,121 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Observations of the Broken by Sparkiebunny reviews
He wonders if some souls are just too broken to be of any use.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Tony D., Castiel - Complete
Lion's Den by xenascully reviews
The team goes to Africa when three Naval officers turn up dead. One of the agents will end up fighting for their life... and in a case back home, the team must fight the clock to find a serial killer...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,304 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
DragonKin by Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 3,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,154 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 9,665 - Follows: 3,790 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3919 - Favs: 3,485 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 5,948 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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Past Due reviews
Tony is confronted by two FBI agents who have questions about Jeffrey White from the Chained episode. And they aren't going to go away until he is honest with them. In the same universe as my other stories, but set in the ninth season.
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,851 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Tony D., D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
Agnes McCreedy reviews
An outsider's perspective of a young Anthony Dinozzo.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Tony D. - Complete
The Reliability of Friends reviews
Tony saves the day, but it feels hollow until an unexpected offer of friendship gives him hope.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Tony D., Jimmy P. - Complete
Framing Up, Boxing In, Getting Out reviews
Tony attempts to bury the hatchet with Ziva, but the sentiment doesn't translate.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Limitations reviews
Episode response to Silver Wars. Gibbs and Tony both have issues with women. The problem is that they are very different issues.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Hidden Worthiness reviews
Tony teaches Ziva that the best cover is no cover at all.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Dropping the Coffee reviews
Killing Ari was the endgame and one that Gibbs was determined to win. But not at the cost of the two people he had come to think of as his surrogate children.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
A Good Day reviews
Post SWAK conversation between Gibbs and Tony. I gave Tony a little comfort to go with all the hurt I've been giving him. Same universe as all my others.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
I Promise reviews
Abby has something to tell Gibbs. Something about Tony. Takes place after Blackwater and could be seen as a part two to my story "Fixation".
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Fixation reviews
This story takes place in the same universe as Nothing to Offer and Profiling Tony, although I guess it would come between them timeline-wise. Abby and Tony talk about Jeffrey White and what happened at the cabin. Or rather, Abby talks. Tony? Not so much.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
Profiling Tony reviews
Set sometime after Meat Puzzle. Kate and Steve Adler discuss her partner. This is set in the same universe as Nothing to Offer. More in this series to come.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Tony D., Kate T. - Complete
Nothing to Offer reviews
What was Tony Dinozzo thinking following the events of "Minimum Security"? Everyone thought they knew him so well...but what they don't know? Is that Tony is ALWAYS undercover.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Tony D. - Complete