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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night!)

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain.

Love is like water, it flows natural, sometimes it's calm, and sometimes it's rough, you just need to let it happen and let yourself go with it.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.

The best proof of love is trust.

Nothing in this world is worth having if it comes too easy.

A friend is a person who dances with you in the sunshine and walks with you in the shade.

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, the wind, and the cold copy and paste this in to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

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Fox Fire by WoodLily reviews
"My prey had become beautiful to me. The pain of that realization stung worse than venom ever could." Edward's "Twilight". Canon-compliant AU after 'The Meadow'. Plot detours and missing moments. The slow burn begins with the flight to Alaska. *UPDATE 10/8/15: Chapter 37: "Tranquil" has been posted. Gentle readers: thank you for your patience these last long months!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 217,079 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hot Harleys and Cool Vampires by Petersgirl2011 reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella is sent to her moms. Bella learns it's not only vampires who are dangerous when she meets Jackson Teller, SAMCRO. The Cullens want back in her life. But Jax is a part of that now. Things get complicated. They will be in their true form of vampires and bikers. ***IST PLACE WINNER OF BEST CROSSOVER STORY***1ST PLACE WINNER OF BEST SUPERNATURAL STORY.
Crossover - Twilight & Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 167,409 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Bella, Emmett, Jasper, Jax - Complete
Into the Woods by CayStar reviews
A broken wolf finds a broken girl- this is their love story. Rated M for language and some citrusy mating. **2014 Non-Canon awards 1st place Best Bella/Sam**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,894 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Bella, Sam - Complete
Making Us by Mistress Whitlock reviews
When Victoria comes for Bella the unthinkable happens. Who will be the one to lead vampire race once the dust settles?. AU Lemons in future. Jasper and Bella. This story has mature themes only 18 and older PLEASE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 127,900 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Charlie S., Jasper - Complete
Left Behind by Ktate reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon, but while he was doing so, Bella grew some back-bone and told him off. Now two years later Jasper comes to Bella saying he needs her help. He left Alice, because she cheated on him... with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,298 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Swan Twins by pinkiepoo04 reviews
Bella and Emmett Swan get bullied everyday at school. One day, they can't take it anymore and decide to move away. They return 2 1/2 years later. Will Forks reconize them? What will the Cullens & the Hales think of them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 84,113 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett
A Heart Cannot Be Fixed With Sellotape, Only Glue by Beckky00 reviews
It's been three years since Bella and Edward split, but not for the reasons given in New Moon. She's the top defence attourney in WA and now is her past coming back to haunt her? Or Heal Her? B/J - A/E - Em/R - C/E - P/C
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,879 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Sex Slave by Always an Edward fan reviews
The world has just lost a big portion of the population and most of it was women. Laws were created stating that all women need to be wed by the age of 18. Rosalie and Bella has escaped the deadline but now have been kidnapped into a sex slave industry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,588 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Jasper, Bella
Say Goodbye by lazykate reviews
There was something…something about green eyes and full lips. No…something about Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Carnal Desires by Luna Luce reviews
Summary: Edward and the rest of the family goes hunting for the weekend except Jasper who stays behind to watch Bella. But what happens when more than innocent thoughts and touches become involved. Will the two be able to resist the temptation.OOC/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,317 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
There All Along by tisatenn2005 reviews
This story picks up in New Moon when Edward leaves. What happens when she runs into Emmett? BXE story. Will include mature scenes, please read enjoy and review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,761 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bella, Emmett
Strategy and Precognition by Ravenna Vitalia reviews
Summary- Bella is the Black sheep of Forks, watching from the sidelines, only interfering when the mysterious Cullen family moves to Forks. After saving Jasper, she disappears but doesn't disappear completely. Summary continues in first chapter. Abandoned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,886 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Bella, Peter
Growls And Kisses by Nature.Calls reviews
Bella and Edward. Lemon. No plot. Just vampire sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Long Road to Ruin by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Jasper would know that beautiful brunette anywhere; she saved his life when he was little. That was why he was so surprised to see her in Forks...that, and the fact that she hadn't aged since the day they met. JasperBella, vamp AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 160,178 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009 - [Jasper, Bella] - Complete
All for You by Twilightobsessed09 reviews
Bella Swan has always been the friend and never the girlfriend. But when she lands her dream job as a physical therapist for her favorite football team, The Washington Redskins, things start to look up. My entry for the Curvaceous and Bodacious Contest..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 102 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
My open road to a new life by Can't Decode Me reviews
Bella was changed and then Edward left her for Alice. Alice left Jasper and he goes back to Texas. Bella has one option. Leave. Years later she meets an old friend? Will they fall in Love? JxB R&R COMPLETED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 15,013 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
You are, The Only Exception by Holly1980 reviews
What if Carlisle had never changed Edward or Esme, which would have resulted in never changing Rosalie or Emmett? What if when Bella came to Forks, it was him that she wanted? AU Bella/Carlisle M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,113 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Love me deadly by momo76 reviews
Edward leaves Bella. Bella wakes up and is in the arms of, not sam, but Alec. Alec takes her to Volterra and they fall in love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Alec, Bella
Meteor Shower by poorasdirt reviews
I had thought when I closed that chapter in my life you went with it. Obviously I was wrong but don't worry, we'll see each other again, but not on happy terms. Sequel to Solar Eclipse, Full summary inside.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,741 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bella - Complete