Hey guys! I suppose this is supposed to be about me. I'd talk about you, but you probably know yourself better than me anywho.

Pen name: Skydive Off Isengard. (Obviously...)

Formerly known as TapTim.

Real Name:
English: Joy
Korean: 조이
Japanese Katakana: ジョイ
Thai: จอี
Anglo-Saxon Runes: ᛄᚩᚣ
Khuzdûl: I can't tell you, cause it's a secret. (Plus, the futhorc language I have installed doesn't have the runes I need.)

Age: David Guetta Sia 2011 = ?

Birthday: I share the day with Vin Diesel.

Nationality: Shireling American.

Nationality at heart: IrishKorean (Don't get me wrong, I love my heritage. Just not my accent. Or the typical American sense of humor...)

Education: Completed a total of 2.5 years... and I'm majorly confused. ㅋㅋㅋ

(*)Beliefs: Non-denominational Christian

Now for a bunch of random favourites, all because I love to type for the sake of typing while still saying things that may/may not be relevant! :D

Music Likes:
Most 80's rock
Electronica - Various forms. Depends on song.
Three Doors Down
Newsboys
Aqua
Basshunter
Journey
Bon Jovi
Night Ranger
Eiffel 65
Linkin Park
RADIOACTIVE! (I know this is a song, but it's one of three songs I like from Imagine Dragons... so I didn't want to just say Imagine Dragons. Ya know.)
Avicii
The Fray (but only when I'm trying to do homework, really... it helps me focus. Which makes no sense, because it isn't the kind of music I like. Oh, well!)
Nightcore
Tears for Fears
Duran Duran

Music dislikes:
Country
Rap
Bluegrass
Most modern pop/hip-hop. The more electronic-y stuff can be good.
Lorde

Random Favorites:

(I would be cool and organize all of these alphabetically, like Griselda Banks does... but I'm not that cool. She is, however. Great authoress and has written lots of awesome stories for Fullmetal Alchemist. :3)

Genre: Bromance (This is my most favorite genre ever. Heterosexual life partners. I'm not talking about yaoi/yuri/slash. Those are gross, thanks very much.), Action, Adventure, H/C (Shh).

Food: Italian, Asian, American-Chinese. (Note: If you can eat it with chopsticks, it tastes better.)

Drink: Barq's Red Creme Soda, sweet tea/hot tea, Oishi. (Okay, dudes. If you are ever in Thailand/Japan/somewhere that has Oishi, try the yellow cap Oishi. Honey lemon. It's amazing.)

Articles of clothing: Fedoras, cargo pants, necklaces (not the shiny jewelry type), bracelets, cartilage chain earrings.

Hair style: SUPER RAZORED. And black. Love me some black hair.

Colors: Purple, red, blue, and black

POV: 3rd person, but I actually liked Percy Jackson in 1st.

Operating system: Macintosh, Android.

Items to collect: Keychains

Western Shows:
Heroes (RIP)
Smallville
SGA ( :'( )
SGU (meh... this one kind of died to me)
SG-1 (*sob*)
Doctor Who (2005)
Merlin
Firefly (*sniff*)
Legend of the Seeker (*cry*)
TMNT 2k3 (minus seasons 6-7)
TMNT Nickelodeon
Andromeda (*sigh* Only the good shows die young.)
Teen Wolf
The Walking Dead
PSYCH (!! Luuuuurve it.)

Authors:
Ted Dekker
Frank E. Peretti
J.R.R. Tolkien
C.S. Lewis
James Dashner
Christopher Paolini
Rick Riordan
Terry Goodkind

Books:
The Circle Trilogy (Dekker)
The Chronicles of Narnia (Lewis)
The Lord of the Rings (Tolkien)
The Hobbit (Tolkien)
Thr3e (Dekker)
House (Dekker)
The Alex Rider series (Anthony Horowitz) ((Btw, have ya read the very last book? I mean GYAAAAH!))
Percy Jackson (Riordan)
Hunger Games (Collins)
Catching Fire (Collins)
(Don't speak to me of MockingJay.)
The Maze Runner (Dashner)
Sword of Truth series (Goodkind)

Movies:
Lord of the Rings I - III (:D Besssssst)
The Hobbit I - III (Already know I'll love the third (DESPITE THE CANON DEATHS THAT WILL MAKE ME CRY) so nyah.)
The Princess Bride (by S. Morgenstern)
The Chronicles of Narnia Series
Most, if not all, of the recent superhero movies, so I shan't list them. (Sans Superman. I really haven't like any of those...)
Avengers (Couldn't help this one. It ROCKED.)
The Bodyguard
Indiana Jones 1 & 3
Star Wars I - VI
Lethal Weapon 1 - 4
Serenity
Pirates of the Caribbean I - IV
The Man From Nowhere (Korean)
Runway Cop (Korean)
The Incite Mill (Japanese)
The Maze Runner (I know I'm going to love this one anyway, mostly because the book was awesome, and also mostly because of Dylan O'Brian, so yeah.)

K-Drama:
Faith/The Great Doctor
City Hunter
Iljimae
Hong Gil Dong
Two Weeks
Good Doctor
The Master's Sun
Who Are You?
Queen In-Hyun's Man
Time Between Dog and Wolf
White Christmas
Gu Family Book
Sungkyunkwan Scandal
Strongest Chil Woo/Chilwu the Mighty
My Girlfriend is a Gumiho
Vampire Prosecutor

Animes:
Fullmetal Alchemist
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle
Black Cat
Darker Than Black
Ouran High School Host Club
Rurouni Kenshin
Trigun
Fairy Tail
Bleach
Aquarion
Aquarion EVOL
The Legend of the Legendary Heroes (Densetsu no Yūsha no Densetsu)
Inuyasha
Lovely Complex
Deadman Wonderland
Casshern Sins
Sword Art Online
D. Gray-Man
Blue Exorcist
Death Note (love/hate)
Attack on Titan (Shingeki no Kyojin)
Karneval
Fruits Basket (I was surprised by how much I liked this one.)
Black Bullet

Manga:
Fullmetal Alchemist
D. Gray-Man
Rurouni Kenshin
Saiyuki (all of them :P)
Ao no Exorcist
Btooom!
Dance in the Vampire Bund
Fate-Stay Night
Monochrome Factor
Returners - Aka no Kikansha (I need MOAR.)
Undertaker Riddle
Vampire Game
Watashi ni xx Shinasai
Karneval

Anime dislikes:
Shiki (--_--)
Rosario Vampire (Started out good, but the ecchi kept getting more frequent and totally turned me off to the blasted show.)
Air The Movie
Casshern Sins (I both loved and hated this one. You'd probably have to see it to know what I mean.)
Death Note (love hate)

Voice actors:
Vic Mignogna
Jason Liebrecht
Travis Willingham
Johnny Yong Bosch
Greg Ayres
Luci Christian
Chris Patton
Christopher Bevins
Todd Haberkorn

General Characters:
FMA - Edward Elric
FMA - Roy Mustang
LOTR - Aragorn, son of Arathorn
LOTR - Meriadoc Brandybuck
LOTR - Frodo Baggins (Book version.)
LOTR - Haldir
The Hobbit - Kili
The Hobbit - Fili
The Hobbit - Bofur
The Hobbit - Thorin Oakenshield
Firefly - Hoban "Wash" Washburne
Firefly - Cap'n Malcolm Reynolds
Being Human (US) - Josh Levison
Being Human (UK) - John Mitchell //GYAAAAAAAAAH//
Stargate SG1 - Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell
Stargate SG1 - Dr. Daniel Jackson
Stargate Atlantis - Lt. Colonel John Sheppard.
Farscape - John Crichton
TMNT 2k3 - Leonardo
TMNT 2k3 - Michelangelo
TMNT 2k12 - (All four of them! Not April.)
Star Wars IV - VI - Han Solo
Star Wars I - III - Obi-Wan Kenobi
X-Men - Logan/Wolverine
Princess Bride - Inigo Montoya
TCON: Lion, Witch, & Wardrobe - Peter Pevensie
TCON: Dawn Treader - Edmund Pevensie
TCON: Silver Chair - Eustace Scrubb (Post dragon. XD)
The Walking Dead - Daryl Dixon (Who else? Hehe.)
The Walking Dead - Glenn Rhee
The Maze Runner - Thomas
The Maze Runner - Minho
Psych - Shawn Spencer
Psych - Det. Carlton Lassitor
Heroes - Peter Petrelli
Heroes - Hiro Nakamura
Avengers - Tony Stark/Ironman
Avengers - Clint Barton/Hawkeye
Doctor Who - Ten
Doctor Who - Eleven
Doctor Who - Donna Noble
Sungkyunkwan Scandal - Moon Jae-Shin/Geol-Oh
Sungkyunkwan Scandal - Gu Yong-Ha/Yeorim
Teen Wolf - Stiles Stilinsky

Pastime: Riding my horse and tormenting the farm boy that works here.

Random fact: I was stung twice today by wasps! :D It was hilarious: I just did a ton of laundry, but hadn't taken the dry clothes off the line yet. I needed a pair of shorts to wear for the day, so I retrieved them from said line. After putting them on in the bathroom, I felt a small, but distinct sting in the back of my left upper leg. Lemme tell ya, those shorts were off pretty quick. XD That one stopped stinging after about five seconds. Then, not 20 minutes later, I was taking my change to convert to bills at the bank. I stepped outside, heading towards the truck, hoisted my big bag of change up onto my shoulder, when out of nowhere, a wasp kamikaze dive-bombs me and stings me right in the palm. (I screamed like a girl. -_-) In the palm? Playing piano with a hand the size of a grapefruit is somewhat complicated. (Okay, not a grapefruit. More like a... taco. No... half a taco. With sour cream. And tomatoes. Mmm.)

(*) Christianity is a relationship with God the Father, Jesus the Son, and the Holy Spirit, such as a relationship you would have with your parents, your siblings, and/or your friends. It is not a religion to be practiced using age-old customs in which there is no sincerity. Love is the heart of Christianity. I don't think that those who do not understand that last concept do not possess the right to call themselves a Christian. Sorry, but... you're giving us a bad name!

I don't expect everything here to be read. Not in the least However... I am immensely bored, and there is a big space to type in! And it just keeps getting bigger!! (And that may be what she said... .)

BUT, if you actually had the nerves and steel determination to read all the way here, then thanks for stalking my profile!! I hope you were entertained in some way. :D And for those who skipped to the end... well... yeah. Anyways. Welcome to the end!

Quick note on my writing style, I like to remain as true to character as possible. So if a character I write cusses, I'll probably have them cuss when characteristically appropriate. Nothing worse than what they've said in canon, though. I don't like OOC. Actually, I hate it. Actually... OOC can go take a long walk off a short cliff. End of note. :)

Hit me up on my blog if you choose. It's new, so there aren't many posts there yet, but hopefully it'll grow into something the world has never seen! Mwahahaha!

P.S. If you haven't ready Peechy-Keen's stories, then you need to do so. She is a BRILLIANT authoress and you need to tell her so because she needs to write more stories. Ok? So, begone!