Hello, fellow readers! I am Ruby Aryna (duh). I will be mostly creating my own stories, and I appreciate an honest though not too harsh opinion of my work from my audience. I will probably be updating once every two weeks at my best, but i do procrastinate. (who doesn't) Unlike my friend Crystal Silvera (whose probably reading this right now, mainly cause I told her to) who has an enormous profile, I like things short and sweet, not like her, long and mysterious. Who agrees? Anyways I'm mostly just pasting funny quotes on my profile. If you like them, great! If you don't, you suck. (not really)

Here are the amazing quotes I found (or copied from other people, you know who you are):

We should all take a lesson from crayons: Some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, some are new and some are old, and all are different colors, but they still learn to all live in the same box.

Weird people are like rainbows—colorful, unique, interesting, and sometimes even mysterious against the plain old sky. The sky is like normal people—same old, same old all around, at first interesting but then boring after too long and always being covered up by clouds.

There are three types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.

Me: Wow, I actually like being alive right now! Life: Lol, hold that thought . . .

Best friends are the people who know all about you and still put up with you.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. (LOL, get the irony?)

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago. (Soo true...)

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people seem bright until they speak (one of my favorite quotes)

New section: If you like something from below or above or whatever, feel free to copy and paste.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're," "its" and "it's," and "their," "there," and "they're." If you're one of the writers who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this in your profile if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell, "DO A FLIP!!!!" (Sorry if you're a Bieber fan, but, you gotta admit, that would be pretty funny.)

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn and screaming, "DO A BACK FLIP, YOU SPARKLY IDIOT!" then copy and paste this on your profile. (Sparkly???)

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use makeup. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE! (Makeup is weird. It's like putting flour on your face and glue on your mouth.)

Ok, I have a feeling my profile will also be very long, but this is addicting. :D

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If silence is golden, then what color is loud?

Why are apartments called "apartments" when they're all stuck together?

How come we drive on parkways, and then park on driveways?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular pencil, why is it still #2?

Smart Kids

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell "crocodile"?
GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: . . . "I is—"
TEACHER: No, Millie. Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right . . . "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

My Mother Taught Me...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do." (What "wonderful parents"?!)

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just you wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stay that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me MORE IRONY.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

1. Real Name: Give you a hint: Starts with a letter. (Isn't that helpful?)

2. Your Nobody Name (take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an"x" where you think it should go): Sejesxi

3. Your gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Jesizzle (Whaaat?!)

4. Your detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Blue Pegasus (Sounds like what you would name a stuffed animal)

5. Your soap opera name (your middle name and the street you currently live on): (Ok, my middle name is extremely weird because I'm Asian so I might as well use the name my parents previously picked for me) Katherine Melon (WTF?)

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): (ok im using my pen namebecause I am fully aware of Internet danger and blah blah blah.) Aryru

7. Your superhero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Purple Sprite

8. Your witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): (They do not have middle names, total bummer. )

9. Your Arab name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of your sibling's/siblings' first name(s), last letter of your mom's middle name): (As I said, my parents have no middle names, and I do not have a sibling. Did I forget to mention that?)

10. Your goth name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Lucky (Lucky's my cute dog)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now! "The camera zooms in for a close-up, and the outfielder in question looks away in embarrassment, as if he can hear us." 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there? Blinds on a window. Plus the glass of the window.

3. What is the last thing you watched on T.V? I think it was Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is! 8:00?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 7:54

6 With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? my mom eating dinner

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? about an hour ago. My mom and I were taking our dog for a walk

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Crystal Silvera's profile XD

50 Facts about Me

1. I am about 6 months away from being a teenager.

2. I am Chinese with super strict parents. (Surprised?)

3. I am finishing up eighth grade and about to go to Los Osos High School

4. Like the stereotype, I am 100% athletically challenged.

5. I live in Rancho Cucamonga, near the Mt. Baldy Mountains. Did anybody notice i just repeated myself?

6. I am obsessed with Disney (check my avatar)

7. I am told to be singing off-tune when that person is also singing off-tune.

8. I once took a Greek mythology test: I am a Hunter of Artemis, which is cool but... see fact 9

9. I am currently boy-crazy. I know, embarrassing right?

10. I am on Team Jacob even though I don't like Twilight.

11. One of my friends writes really good 1790s speak. aka Crystal Silvera

12. I play no sports. Frankly, what's the big deal.

13. I am in CJSF, this uber-cool club that allows you to tour colleges, and the food is amazing! Especially when your stomach has been growling since 9:00

14. I have no talent at anything and am desperate to find my path.

15. My career choices so far are: author, editor, composer cause I like music but can't sing, poet, or possibly a librarian.

16. I have been told I look Mexican (seriously? nothing wrong with being Mexican though). Maybe it's my cocoa skin.

17. I also have been told I have amazing soft hair. Kind of true, but the softness tends to lead to weak roots.

18. My mom is a bit racist ( too much worrying )

19. I have been sent to the principal's office once because of a pen cap incident that involved crying.

20. My favorite series is Percy Jackson. I love the movie, especially the first one. LL is an amazing actor. Plus, he's... cute (turns red)

21. You have to admit, LL's hair is ridiculous in the Sea of Monsters. Also, I like Annabeth with dark hair better. Her dyed blond hair looks strange against her skin color.

22. 7 is my favorite number despite Chinese beliefs.

23. Ramen is amazing! Copy and paste this if you think so too.

24. I love anything with sugar. Hyper is my middle name.

25. I have equally crazy friends (you can already guess one of them, right?)

26. I tend to bring leftovers to lunch, and that gets a lot of disgusted looks from my fellow diners.

27. I have many enemies, but the funny thing is, I never did a thing to offend them.

28. My worst enemy has the same birthday as me. Revolting, isn't it?

29. I am the second-youngest person in my class.

30. I have no siblings. (I know what you're thinking: Lucky! But it is incredibly lonely.)

31. I love to go hiking at Etiwanda Preserve ( there is an actually mini-waterfall there!)

32. I have had many disappointing er... crushes including someone that I have to see at PE everyday.

33. Speaking of PE, we have to do the Coyote Run and let's just say I feel like I'm going to throw up every time I finish.

34. I often wonder about odd things like why my dog likes to chew on plastic bottles.

35. I lived at China for almost four years and I remember that chicken fingers was my favorite food there.

36. I am obsessed with food and have a little roll to prove it.

37. I have a secret feeling I weigh more than my friends.

38. I have a strange talent of making weird crafts like decorating my Open House folder with clippings of food and trying to build a mini house out of colorful feathers.

39. Sixth grade was my favorite year of school.

40. Several people commented that I have legs like a snake's scales but I take that as a promising omen since I was born in the year of the snake.

41. My star sign is Virgo.

42. I like reading the stories on Yahoo, especially when it is something peculiar.

42. I prefer to watch comedy or animated movies.

43. I just noticed that I still haven't eaten my dinner, and it's already 8:30

44. I like going to the shelter and want to volunteer there someday.

45. For some mysterious reason, I do not like cinnamon. (I like cinnamon rolls though!)

46. I want to travel to New York and Paris sometime.

47. My friends tell me I look good with my hair down. My parents say I look like a freak with my hair down.

48. If you've watched Frozen more than five times, you're my friend.

49. My parents want to me to be : lawyer, doctor, dentist, pharmacist, in other words, a big millionaire.

50. I am extremely stubborn and as my dad says, against everyone. Like he's one to talk.