"Or is he?" Jace asked. "Have you had dealings with demons, little boy? Walked with warlocks, talked with the Night Children? Have you–" "Did you run out of alliteration?" Simon interrupted. "Night Children – what is that, vampires, probably, could you not think of any verbs beginning with v? Verbalize, vent, venerate, vacuum – that's a good one, *have you vacuumed with vampires*-"

It's hard getting Simon to sleep through the night, but it's even harder getting him up the next morning. So hard, in fact, that Jace has to resort to desperately delicious measures to get Simon up.

Girls think Jace looks good in girl clothes... Simon thinks so too. SLASH, mxm, SimonxJace. Don't like hot, gay, sex? Don't read. :D