Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)

It's 2009, and it's been years since Hermione's seen anyone in her family aside from her parents, she doesn't think she's seen them since the summer after third year. Now, at 29, Hermione has run out of excuses to feed her parents on why she can't come to a Granger Family Reunion. How unfortunate.

After the war, the population is low all the signs say a Fever is coming, the Burning lasts until they find their match. Hermione's concern about her match grows as she watches others around her succumb to the Fever. When one touch is all it takes and the Burning inside you wants it how much self control does it take to hold back and not give in to your most basic desires? Rated M

When Hermione sets out to meet her tiresome cousins for their annual reunion dinner she knows it will be a chore. But she didn't expect to find herself at the restaurant with Blaise, who for some unknowable reason of his own was flirting with her cousins, an ugly dress, no contacts, a missing Draco, and a mouse who was, she assumed, quietly getting drunk in her purse. COMPLETE

On her first day at Hogwarts, Hermione is sorted into Slytherin. For seven years she has experienced verbal and physcial abuse. But she has come out on top as Head Girl. Sadly, her biggest problem, Draco Malfoy, has made Head Boy. The war has ended and Draco is still a problem. When he decides to annoy her for a week in the library, she knows its time for a change. But is it real?

Draco Malfoy has a plan. He's been working on it carefully for years. What could possibly go wrong? Written for strictly dramione Valentine's fest Prompt: 'You speak to me as if you're afraid you'll fall in love with me' Rated M for smut

ONE-SHOT Draco comes home from work earlier then expected. He arrives at the bedroom just in time to see Hermione undress. Rated M for adult content. smut HG/DM

When she's kidnapped by death eaters, Hermione Granger learns that her blood is a key ingredient in a potion to resurrect Voldemort. However, it only works if she's a virgin. Trapped in the bowels of Malfoy Manor, can she convince Draco Malfoy to help her out? Post-war Eighth Year EWE.

Blaise Zabini has been gone from wizarding London for nearly two years. In his first week back, he finds himself at the Ministry's annual Christmas party and is surprised to see a certain blonde Slytherin who definitely doesn't work for the Ministry. What in the world has brought him there anyway?

When Hermione shows Draco how to build a snowman by hand, things don't quite go how they anticipated. Not that either one of them is complaining.

Hermione Granger had been through it all & now she was ready for a stress free year. She'd been loyal & fierce, nerdy & strong, caring & passionate. She'd been jeered at & bullied, insulted & teased but she'd never let it get her down. The day a Potion explodes changes everything for Hermione. From the unsure loneliness she's been trapped in she finally finds her place in the world

Draco Malfoy hears from a very reliable source that Hermione Granger could kiss a man senseless and intends to investigate for himself. In usual Slytherin fashion, he'll use this knowledge to his advantage.

Do new toys make married life more exciting? They do when they come from Luna. A hilarious Dramione conversation. Winner of the Admin Banter Challenge from Dramione Fanfiction Forum. S&R: CONSTRUCTIVE REVIEWS WELCOME

a Lucissa ft Dramione one shot. Lucius is in Azkaban, Narcissa visits him often but the one person he wishes would visit him, is his son. Draco has other plans, with someone he's keeping secret. {This summary sucks, I apologize}

Hermione is having a hard time feeling the holiday spirit, but a little magic (and a certain Malfoy) may be the answer she didn't think to look for. (PG-13)

There's a new class created by Dumbledore that the whole seventh year students have to attend—House Unity. A student would be chosen to play twenty questions with the whole class…With Veritaserum. What happens when Hermione was picked? What secrets will be revealed? Dramione. One-shot.

Hermione Granger has to go to a family party, but what happens when her snobby Aunt and cousin try to ruin her relationship? DM/HG. SEQUEL UP NOW

"Malfoy!" Hermione called. Draco stopped for a second and turned around. "I'll be here, if you need me." Hermione announced awkwardly. "If you need me, I'll be here." Draco gave a sharp nod before stalking away moodily. Dramione oneshot

This is so not how Hermione wanted to reveal her marriage to her friends. And they said things would get easier after the war ended... Boggarts, secrets, angst, and Dramione fluff.

There's a new product in the Wizarding World: the fountain pen. But when Hermione can't find her own pen during class, and instead has to use a different one, what will happen? Short one-shot.

In which Draco sweeps Hermione of her feet, literally and plays prince charming. Too tired to put more in the summary.

It's Christmas holidays and our resident bookworm is currently in the library. A certain secret is revealed that poor Ron and Harry find a little hard to process. But who could blame them...

After twelve years of not seeing each other the whole Granger family is having a reunion. Little do they know Hermione is not the same ugly bookworm from twelve years ago. Hermione is married and has a daughter, how will the family react. Hermione/Draco

So it's the formidable Granger family reunion. The one that's been written about seven billion times. Please read it anyway! Dramione one-shot.

Draco insults Xena. Hermione gets angry. Fluffy one-shot, post-war, DMHG.

For as long as she had known him, time always froze whenever Draco's eyes connected with hers. Suddenly finding herself ostracized from the Weasleys as a result of an argument with Ron, Hermione might finally be able to give Draco something he has wanted for a long time, something he never thought he could have, and something she never thought he would want.

The student body of Hogwarts was stuck doing utterly nothing in the Great Hall one day for only Merlin knows why. A certain uncanny couple unconsciously decides to spice things up. Crack fic, R&R please! (if you can go through the brain damage)

"Harry Potter is dead. Come forward and join us, or die," the voice of He Who Must Not Be Named echoed. "Draco, come," his mother beckoned. His father reached out a hand. He swallowed hard and set his jaw, then took a couple steps forward. "Draco, no. You don't have to go," Hermione whispered softly. "I'm not," he whispered back, but kept walking.

Draco hates Hermione. Hermione hates Draco. But what they don't know is that their thoughts always seem to wander over about one another. Will they finally admit to one another and what will Harry and Ron's reaction be? My retake of that scene in PoA. Please give this a read and leave reviews! A Dramione one shot.

When Snape is unwillingly dragged into Dumbledore's latest scheme to create unity between two rival Gryffindor and Slytherin students, he discovers more than he wanted to know about Draco's love life. Second part now added.

(5th Year - Assumed/Slight AU) Hermione decides the Hogwarts Library needs a piece of Muggle literature. Even though she doesn't expect anyone to find it, let alone respond to it, she is surprised when it is sent back to her within a couple of days – and with a letter, wouldn't you believe it? {rated based on future chapters}

Back by popular demand, the title says it all, Hermione gets caught passing a note in Professor Snape's class.

Draco wants Hermione's phone number. Kinda OOC lol

After a nasty breakup with Ron, Hermione buries herself in her work. Finally, her boss has had enough and orders her to take a vacation, during which Draco sets out to capture her heart, disguised as a cuddly golden retriever. [Threeshot Animagus Dramione]

This is a nice little one-shot with Draco and Hermione Malfoy falling in love after the war and Severus Snape joining their family. The real turning point is Scorpius being born. There are tears and grins and Dark Marks... oh and a totally adorable mini-Malfoy! Romance/Family/Friendship, there's like ONE naughty word, and Draco gives Hermione a nice ol' smooch of course! Enjoy it

Hermione's father gives her a list of things she must look for in her The One. AU Dramione.

"The sight of Draco Malfoy charging out of a broom cupboard with a flailing Hermione Granger in his arms was met with a mixture of reactions from the students of Hogwarts. It didn't help that he was missing his trousers." Dramione oneshot for Jeb.

Hermione Malfoy needs to learn her footing against her old friend, Draco is terrified she will leave him. Harry is deranged with the possibility of losing Hermione to Draco.

When Hermione Granger's spirit is seperated from her body, she is left hopless. Voldemort's forces are rising, Harry is in danger, and she needs to get back to help him, but nobody can see her. Nobody, that is, but the arrogant, prat-like pureblood Draco Malfoy, who in turn has his own sinister task that he must carry out... Sixth year, Rated T to be safe

"HOGWARTS IS HAVING THEIR FIRST UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER DAY TOMORROW!" She screeched into my ear, I was going to be hard of hearing after that…wait what did she…no…oh no...nonononono….

If there was one thing Draco excelled at, it was plotting. Granger didn't stand a chance. D/Hr. 6th year; AU.

"Sometimes, lines are meant to be crossed." Draco Malfoy said this twice in his life. To the same person. Hermione Granger. Why? Read to find out. Dramione. One shot. Sort of AU. Please read, enjoy, and review! :)

Everybody sees Hermione one way, but Draco sees her in a completely different way. And he's absolutely fine with it. ONE-SHOT DRABBLE, COMPLETE, T.

Short one shot Hermione/Draco. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are back to complete their studies at Hogwarts. Draco, finally free from all the stresses of being under his father's thumb, has become a good friend to Hermione. Can he get up the courage to become more?

For that was the one mystery left after the war: what had happened to Hermione Granger. She had been there by Potter's side all throughout the battle. Then after it was over she disappeared. No one could find her. No one knew where she was. Draco Malfoy hadn't even thought about Hermione Granger in years, until one day when he was given no other choice. Sequel now completed!

Draco has a crush. He writes in his journal for two months from the point of realisation of his crush. Will he get the girl or will he be rejected? All is revealed in these journal extracts he's written.

When Hermione accidentally leaves her diary behind, her two best friends and their girlfriends can't resist taking a peek. They discover that Hermione is romantically involved with someone, but the only clue to their identity is the letter D. They make a guess as to the identity of D but when they discover they're wrong they set out to find the truth.

When Harry and Ron think Hermione is hiding something from them they decide to follow their friend using Harry's invisibility cloak. However the boys soon realise that when you spy on someone you can witness things you really didn't want to see.

Hermione Granger never liked family gatherings. She was always plain bookworm with no business ambitions, her cousins always more perfect than her. That image is going to change soon! It is not original idea, there are few similar stories in here, believe me, I know. But it was stuck in my head for long time and I gave it a go. One-shot! Reviews are welcome.

"–and on the slight chance we survive this and come out very much alive but wretched, I think we should go have that apple pie." We? she thought, since when were they a we? Since when did Malfoy become such an integral part of her night? Urgh, she groaned, it didn't matter. She just wanted to eat her damn cake! Hermione tries to satisfy her craving. Success? In more ways than one.

Hermione is already stressed and frustrated, and Snape's constant belittling of her academic efforts is the straw that broke the camel's back. After retaliating inappropriately in class one day, she wonders what punishment he has in store for her.

Formerly called "Comfort in the Storm". Hermione has nightmares and an acute fear of storms. Cue one Draco Malfoy. Fluffness and a soft side of Draco. Probably a bit OOC on both sides. Freshly rewritten and twice as fluffy. R&R as usual. Rated k got mentions of torture and death. Spoilers.

"..apparently Draco was very keen." "What did you say?" she asked quickly, refusing to believe her own ears "I said, Draco told Daddy he was keen on joining us tonight" Short, Dramione one-shot set at a Granger family reunion. R&R Enjoy!

Hermione and Draco hate each other... but when they get a view of their very romantic future together, they're stunned into silence. Oneshot.

One-Shot. Family Reunion fic – Hermione's family has gathered to celebrate the 75th birthday of their matriarch. What they didn't expect were the changes that happened to Hermione as well as the news that was in store for them. DMHG

"Enlighten me, Granger, as to why you are being referred to as Professor Granger." Sorting. A new professor. The children make new friends. And Hermione has something to reveal – who is this mystery man of hers? DMHG

Hermione's got a crush. A shameful, inexplicable crush. It takes a potion accident and some secret fiction-writing to work it all out.

Hermione's Hogwarts reunion is coming up and she hasn't seen her friends for ten years. How will they take it when they find out she not only has a daughter, but she married the man they all grew up hating? ONE-SHOT

[One-shot, AU HBP, characters get OOC] Snape gets fed up with Malfoy and Granger's antics during Potions and gives them a detention. The tension is heavy between them during so when Snape leaves the two rivals alone for a while, a very interesting event occurs. THIS WILL /NOT/ BE TURNED INTO MULTI CHAP FIC. STOP FOLLOWING FOR STORY ALERTS!

Draco loses a bet to Hermione.

Hermione's wedding is in three days and her entire house is in shambles. But worst of all, her bitchy cousins are part of the bridal party and are driving poor Hermione mad. However, Hermione will find, their simple mindedness works to her advantage...

Luna was not a stupid girl. She saw things that no one else saw. And while everyone else insulted or ignored them, she knew. She knew all along: it was love. Dramione.

Hermione Granger is getting married and her cousins have never met her fiancé. A day before the wedding, Tamara Granger tells Hermione that she is dating Draco Malfoy and that he is a lot more charming than Hermione's "ugly" fiancé. ONESHOT

Hermione has returned to Hogwarts for her 7th year but things have changed since the fall of Voldemort, including Malfoy. The relationship that develops between her and Malfoy is one that she would have never expected, and one that complicates everything.

Ficlet...When Draco interrupts Hermione destroying their dorm in a fit of temper, he takes it upon himself to help her after finding out the cause. It's always good when one is owed a favor by Hermione Granger after all DMHG Summary sucks but plz read..

A late April fool's day one shot. Harry and Ron try to warn Hermione about what they think Draco has planned for her on this day. Only Hermione seems to know how to handle it.

This is a fanfic of the original story The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle. This is an alternative way that Hermione and Draco could have revealed that they are married to their entire class. Mostly about the students reactions to their marriage tattoos. Oneshot.

Hermione's having a rough time of it following a break-up with Ron & with her final year at Hogwarts drawing to a close. Draco awkwardly attempts to lift her spirits. Possible companion piece to "Draco, Like a Mac and Cheese Virgin."

Snape assigns detention to Hermione... Yeah, it's shameless smut. Review, please! :D Oneshot

Hermione is pregnant and she won't tell anyone who the father is.

Severus is working on a male enhancement potion and Albus informs him he has to mentor an apprentice over the summer months. We all know who that is, don't we? Graphic Content, AU, HUMOR, lemons and more M/F

AU. After eight years, Hermione startles her family during a reunion with her engagement. What follows is her family's and especially her grandfather's outrage, dismay and shock at the identity of her future husband. DMHG

One shot: MY Inspiration came from a night where I was sitting on my back screened porch and I was looking at my swimming pool.

Part 3 of Bang Series. Seven years later Potions Mistress Hermione finally gets her revenge on the bastard Severus. for his sexual workover. But wait! Something goes horribly wrong! MF,Lemon,Oral, Adventure, Violent Situations, OCs

DMHG Hermione has a twin brother. He's in Hogwarts, and he's dropdead gorgeous.