Mordin: Inconceivable! The Illusive Man: Who said life is fair? Where is that written? Shepard: Collectors of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. Thane: Hello. My name is Thane Krios. You killed my father. PREPARE TO DIE! Legion: Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together in consensus today. Yes, the Princess Bride, done with Mass Effect characters! Read it now!

One-shot prompt fill for the DATP community: Just after the love of her life, Zevran, leaves "the letter" and heads to Antiva, PC falls into the dark and handsome arms of Nate, the opposite of everything Zevran was to her. Contains explicit material.

The tormented Knight-Commander Cullen rules the Circle Tower with cruelty, and commands fear. A ghost from his past who haunts his dreams returns to the Tower, threatening his tenuous grip on his sanity. Themes of violence, torture, sex, angst. Very dark.

The Grey Warden and her friends discover a strange artifact that lands them in the Citadel, of all places. Not intended to be taken seriously.

Between dying and working for Cerberus, Shepard has begun to fear she is losing herself. Only her best friend can help her retain her sanity. But in the midst of comfort, they discover together that they are meant to hold more than that. Shoker, Rated M.

In an abrupt turn of events, Reagan's world is changed forever. Forced to disguise herself as a boy, she is thrown into the charge of one of the most notorious Knights. As his squire she struggles to stay alive and protect her secret. Lancelot/OC