Growing up is hard. especially when your best friend and roommate is a beautiful princess with an unquenchable curiosity. Mewberty may be quick, but humans got it a lot worse. Dealing with hormones isn't the most enjoyable time in a young man's life. But adding magic to the mix sure doesn't help! (Steamy chapters labeled ESC)

Dipper and Mabel Pines have always been able to get out of bad situations. But eventually, they get into one so bad that it takes a certain dream demon to rescue them, and his services are not free. And the payment he asks for will change their lives forever. BillDip, Mabifica later, rated mature for strong language, extreme violence, blood, gore, and sexual content. Now complete.