Percy has faced Kronos... Gaia... but now, he faces his most terrible enemy yet! Bad writing! In this fic he will face the clichés that make up many of the stories on this site; He will be adopted by Chaos; He will have books about him read in front of many people; Annabeth's friends will not believe he exists... and more! Read if you dare. Satire. Coarse Language Dark Humour

Percy Jackson saved the world. But the price was much steeper than he was willing to pay. To separate his life from the bitter memories of his past, Percy is sent to London to live with a distant cousin in hopes of a nice easy mortal life. He should have known the Fates weren't done with him yet. Rated M for a reason. Possible mature content... TBD