I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.

Our favorite duo are having relationship issues and learn some interesting things on an impromptu road trip (Vegas, Baby!). Leonard and Amy help each other with family issues. AR/AU/OOC - Disclaimer: The Big Bang Theory belongs to Chuck Lorre.

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.

Penny has actual skeletons in her closet and Sheldon doesn't mind sweeping them under the rug so long as Penny's willing to return the favor. Dark humor. Shenny as always.

He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of dead things. He is the second son of the king, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might. Very Abandoned

Fourth and last in the Black Queen series. Jen has just months in which to kill her destined foe, but after defeating the Turk, she is sure she now has a chance to succeed. Unfortunately, Voldemort spent his year's sabbatical uncovering secrets that she would have preferred him never learn. Secrets that could now prove deadly for everyone. Still not for children.

To Harry Potter, Fifth Year seemed like the same as any other. Classmates, homework, new dangers, Voldemort risen in the shadows… the usual, even with a Dementor attack kicking things off. But how long can he maintain the illusion that everything is under control? As hope for a normal life slips away through his fingers, will Harry bear the weight of it all... or will it crush him?

Throughout the years, Penny and Sheldon have been missing each other by a thread. They come and go and fall in and out of love without even realizing it. Maybe someday they'll get it right, or maybe they'll just be best friends forever.

Sequel to Wastelands! Time has all but run out for Harry Potter. There are no more second chances. No more desperate bids for salvaged redemption. The game has changed, and in the end Harry will learn that the cost of his defiance has never run so high.

A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.

After being ditched by her friends Penny decides to have "Anything Can Happen Thursday" with Sheldon. While evaluating her life anything can - and does - happen. As time goes on she begins to reassess the relationships in her life. A big ol' shenny fic. WARNING: s7 spoilers. Rated M for later chapters.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.

Like every sister, I love my brother no matter what. Even when he's an idiot. Even when he's in the spotlight and I'm forever waiting in the wings. That's life as Lorena Potter. Can't complain, really. At least I don't have a psychopath out for my head. OC-centric DracoXOC

Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.

Read To Be A Slytherin. Severus Snape was something to everyone. A spy, a teacher, a Death Eater, a bastard. But to a blind Muggle, he was just a sourpuss with a great voice. Amity Raincrow is determined to make Severus Snape like her, for Lorena Potter's sake if not her own.

Harry Potter always knew he'd have to fight in a Wizarding War, but he'd always thought it would be after school, and not after winning the Triwizard Tournament. Worse still, he never thought he'd understand both sides of the conflict. AU with a Female Voldemort.

Daphne Greengrass always had a plan. She liked being organized. But the Dark Lord's return at the end of her fifth year derailed everything, and now she must decide who will best help her find the life she always wanted.

Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.

When Sheldon seems to develop a physical reaction to the break-up of his relationship, Penny is more interested in helping him than sorting out her own. Set after the Season 8 finale, 'The Commitment Determination.' *shenny*

Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter is ignored and abandoned because his brother is the "Chosen One". Instead of fading into oblivion, he is rescued by none other than Lord Voldemort himself. A couple years later, and the Dark Side has a new secret weapon: Hadrian "Harry" Riddle, heir to the Dark Lord. Part one of the Dark Prince Series. Years 1&2. COMPLETE. SEQUEL UP.

In one world, it was Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort. In another, it was Jasmine Potter instead. But her victory wasn't the end - her struggles continued long afterward. And began long, long before. (fem!Harry, powerful!Harry, sporadic updates)

An eight year-old Harry Potter comes across Acquila Black, a girl at his school, only to realise that he shares a strange connection with her. Sirius Black escapes Azkaban and reunites with his daughter and godson, together leading the fight against the Darkest wizard of all times Part I of Black Bond (Chapters 1-20 under revision) (Thanks to Nerdman3000 for the cover image)

Penny and the guys can't believe it when Sheldon receives a court order to take a paternity test. Is this the reason he's always been so close-mouthed about his past? The truth is stranger than any of them could have imagined.  *Shenny*

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire

The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.

Leonard stopped reading Sheldon's updates to their emergency preparedness plan a long time ago. This was why he was clueless about his friend's changing feelings for the beautiful blonde next door. *Shenny*

Being a werewolf isn't so bad. At least not when you can control yourself, but what do you do when some one makes it so you can't? Claim them as your mate of course. S/P love, as always.

A collection of unrelated drabbles and ficlets which celebrate all things Shenny. Rated T because some are a little more adult than others.

Penny is introduced to a new friend, Cera: an eccentric with secrets. As Cera's secrets are uncovered, everyone will have to adjust. When the group discovers she isn't a stranger, how will this change the group? Who changes the most? Goes off cannon in season 4. I do not own The Big Bang Theory or any of its characters. *Complete*

Penny accidentally falls through a portal and ends up on a pirate ship in the middle of the ocean. Will a familiar face be able to help her get home?

Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!

"It's over," Amy said. And that should have been that. But for Sheldon it was just the beginning. An AU take on s8. NOT Canon-friendly.

The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.

A young Harry Potter, abandoned on the streets, is taken in by a man with a mysterious motive. When his new muggle tattoo suddenly animates, he is soon learning forbidden magic and planning to infiltrate the wizarding world on behalf of the "ordinary" people. But nothing is ever that black and white. (Runes, Blood Magic, Parseltongue, Slytherin!Harry) (SEE NOTE 1st Chapter)

Sheldon uncovers something about Penny that surprises him. So while Leonard is away researching gravitation radiation, Sheldon and Penny work on their own theory of relativity. Are they just resuming their friendship? Or could it mean more? Takes place after 'The Bon Voyage Reaction'. *shenny*

When Penny discovers a startling secret about Sheldon, she realizes that she is only one who can help him in a time of crisis. Warning: major character death... and weirdness.

For five years Dr. Sheldon Cooper has been plotting for his greatest quest – the capture of Queen Penelope – while an unsuspecting Penny has been trying to grasp onto the expanding feelings for the man she never expected.

In 'The Habitation Configuration' Sheldon told Penny that it took Leonard to make him like her. So what would happen if Leonard didn't move into apartment 4A before the Pilot episode?

Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.

Penny is falling in love, and emotion she now realizes is a lot like going completely insane.

Penny is ready to leave Pasadena behind. She just has some unfinished business before she can leave. How far will Sheldon go to convince her to stay? S/P. Deviates from right before The Tangerine Factor, season one.

Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.

This one is for Rene, who has FINALLY came back to us. Sheldon has noticed that Penny isn't acting like he expects. What has happened to bring about the changes he see?

When Penny gives Sheldon yet another incredible Christmas gift, he's forced to take desperate measures to equalize the scales. His actions have unexpected consequences, resulting in a Christmas neither of them will ever forget. Sheldon/Penny

First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry

Newly single Sheldon finds himself plagued by urges that were never there before and he discovers an unconventional way to cope. It isn't long before Penny finds herself along for the ride. *Rated M for sexual content and Dark Sheldon. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen*

Sheldon slowly digresses into old, destructive habits when his brother, George Jr., comes to visit for the summer. Penny promised Leonard she would look after his roommate when he embarked on his North Sea expedition. But not even she is prepared for the reveal of the darker side of Sheldon Cooper and how it will effect their relationship. *Rated M for sexual content and violence.*

With Leonard gone for the summer, Penny and Sheldon strike up an agreement that strengthens their growing friendship. But before the summer ends, Sheldon finds himself with deeper feelings for his neighbor than he knows how to contend with. Slow Romance set after Season 6 Finale. Shenny.

We all know how the first episode of TBBT went and how it led up to Leonard and Penny, but what if Penny was actually interested in Sheldon, but a jealous Leonard triffled with her feelings? How long would it the quirky BS, MS, MA, Ph.D, Scd man to win?

When something unexpected happens between Sheldon and Penny, his lack of reaction has her deeply puzzled. Soon she discovers, how true love and true physics converge and her life is changed forever.

NEW. They'd been happy and content together until one of them left, leaving behind emotional chaos and shattered hopes and dreams. How can a simple phone call set one on a journey of discovery while leading the other down a path that can only lead to despair and regret? Leonard, Sheldon, Howard, Raj, delicious Bernadette and

People always ask her why she stays. She responds simply and with a smile. "Because I love him."

Penny may have eaten her way to first place in the competition against Leonard and Sheldon, but was all that Pie just an appetizer for the Big Mixed Emotion Sundae being served by Dr. Cooper? Check, please! Follows immediately after the pie-eating contest in Episode 6.04 The Re-Entry Minimization. M for language and adult themes. Disclaimer: I do not own The Big Bang Theory.

After a catastrophe, Sheldon Cooper begins to realize what he's taken for granted. The story of an isolated man slowly discovering his humanity... with the help of a friend. Rated M for language and sex.

A young Penny moves from Omaha to Gavelston and befriends the quirky boy next door with big blue eyes and fear of germs. Their friendship is hard to maintain when he goes away to college and she has to face high school and growing up alone. He still comes to visit, for school breaks and holidays, but then he goes to Germany. When he comes back everything changes...oh, just read it!

I love you all so...***WARNING: TABOO/SCANDALOUS THEMES-BEEN ADDRESSED. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. Neg reviews unneeded. Story was started for personal reasons. Don't need it to please everyone.*** When Penny tells Sheldon he wouldn't know romance with a woman if it were written in Klingon in front of him, he takes it upon himself to prove otherwise. No one expects the love that follows.

Sheldon's turning thirty. To Penny's shock, that's the age of a mid-life crisis for a theoretical physicist. She'll help Sheldon face himself and his biggest nemesis - Kripke and his widdicule.

This is Dr. Sheldon Cooper for experiment Tardis. Our previous data has come back with very positive results. This will mark the first time we will be using human test subjects...This is also the first time I've post a fanfic so please bear with me.

Sheldon wins his Nobel Prize. Penny comes back to Pasadena to congratulate and celebrate. Everything has changed, was it for the better? Post Season 5, AU.

Leonard and Sheldon have a beautiful new neighbor. Too bad that Leonard already has a girlfriend. AU from pilot. Sheldon/Penny. Multi-chapter. COMPLETE.

When Sheldon's beloved MeeMaw decides to visit, she notices her Moonpie's behavior regarding Amy his "girlfriend" and Penny his "best friend" and Sheldon questions if MeeMaw really does know best. Shenny. Rated M for later Chapters.

Penny sees something she shouldn't and is the target for drug cartel hitmen. She gets help from her whackadoodle neighbor and things just go downhill from there. Thrust into Witness Protection just as her career takes off, she resents everything and everyone here in the middle of Nowheresville where she has to play the role of her life - as Sheldon Cooper's wife, Pamela.

Dr. Copper McIntyre is an old friend of Penny's and the new neighbor just one floor down. There's no doubt in anyone's mind that she and Dr. Cooper are going to have quite the reaction once they meet. Rated M for future chapters. Read on! Complete!

For Fela and Sim - but mostly Fela - an unexpected turn of events turns a trip to Tarbean into an exposition of Kvothe's tragic past.

When Sheldon and Penny begin sharing dreams, their relationship changes in ways they never anticipated. Sheldon/Penny. Multi-chap. COMPLETE.

Something has happened and our favorite BBT guy has a lot to figure out if he's going to survive long in his new environment. Sheldon/OC but still Sheldon. I double-dog dare you to read it and step outside of your comfort zone and embrace diversity - LOL

Sheldon is confused. This time, Penny is the teacher. Set after the season 3 breakup. Disclaimer: I own nothing. I am humbled to borrow these characters and have some fun. Please read and review! Rated M for sexual content and language.

After he asks her for advice on how to take his relationship with Amy to the next level, Sheldon and Penny are drawn to each other. How far will they take their attraction, and how much will it cost them?

Crazy fic about crazy people I love. Shenny with lots of Lemonade. Sheldon's govt involvement costs him his sight and Penny becomes his 'companion'. Pls enjoy. 'M' segments clearly marked. Chapter 28 is up for those of you who can remember the story line. Rep.

In the days after "Saturnalia Miracle 2008," Penny and Sheldon's relationship begins to change. They go with it. Rated for coitus; rating applies starting in chapter 11.

THE REWRITE! It started with a song played far above Sheldon's acceptable decibel levels. Sheldon/Penny Slightly AU from the season 4 episode The Roommate Transmogrification.

Summary: Sheldon reluctantly takes Penny along to a conference in Las Vegas. Epiphanies are had, stars are gazed, cards are counted, shenanigans are shenaniganed.

10 things Penny knows exsist. This was a response to The Psychic Vortex. I thought Penny needed a little backup. Turning into a definite P/S. Updated: a little darker in chapters 3-5, but the humor will be returning VERY SOON!

He has to spend a year in high school, tenth grade. All Mary Cooper wants is for her baby to have some friends, maybe even a girlfriend. He's sure no good will come from this, and then he meets her. He hates it when he isn't right.

Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.

The arrival of Sheldon's brother George forces him to realise that maybe he's not as immune to the female sex as he had thought. Could Mrs Cooper's dreams finally be coming true? Shenny pairing of course .

Penny's frustrated and Sheldon only makes it worse. Until she catches him proving he is human after all. OOC for Sheldon but that's part of the fun. Reviews and comments welcome.

It takes Penny seven days to finally make sense of what was always right there in front of her. Or more specifically, "who." References to 5x11 "The Speckerman Recurrence."

Sheldon let Penny walk out of his life, with his unborn child. Now seven years later, Penny returns to Pasadena but she's not alone and Sheldon sees what could have been his, is there still a chance that it could be? I own none of the BBT characters!

The guys participate in a Holiday Fundraiser Bachelor Auction for the university and Sheldon is less than interested. What happens when he's actually got a winning bidder? Just a sweet, one shot fluff for the holidays. R&R and ENJOY IT! Very Shenny!

After a slight head injury, Penny comes to realize how much the boys care for her well-being. She also realizes a certain someone might care more than they let on...

Sheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes. He just never expected to meet one of them... Canonverse, pre S4 finale

Penny thinks she's found the perfect girl for Sheldon. Rated M for later chapters.

Penny/Sheldon - Penny tries to utilize the scientific method to try to seduce Sheldon for a bet. In the end, they both learn a lot about each other and themselves and the outcome is surprising for all.

It all starts when Sheldon has a bad week and Penny resets the balance unexpectedly... Smut. If you don't like it, don't read this.

Sheldon and Penny are given something rare and precious: a second chance.

Sheldon gets two tickets to a coveted event, but must bring a female...

The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?

Drunk and disillusioned by her dating options following her break-up with Leonard, Penny comes home from the club early and decides to hang out with Sheldon for the night. Things get weird. Very, very weird...

Okay, so they're together. Now what?

Complete. AU. Based on the movie The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. Penny moves in to 4A and comes to find that the previous tenant has yet to leave.

Penny and Sheldon enter into a physical, but potentially damaging relationship. A collaboration between Lady Houston and Medusa20 We've created our own account!

A collaboration between medusa20 and myself. Penny's daughter travels back to the year 2011 to enlist the gang for help in stopping an evil corporation from stealing technology.

Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.

REWORKED! Misery loves company, but what happens when misery is met with solutions? Past!fic to Present!SemiAU BBTverse

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

Hidden talents that Penny has. Definitely a Penny/Sheldon romance.

Sheldon and Penny are stuck with each other. Literally.

The unlikeliest of bonds forms over a shared interest in The Maestro

An account of the many times Penny and Sheldon have slept together, in all sorts of lovely ways...

DARK!FIC. Plenty of angst. A foray out of the sit-com world. Penny is attacked and reaches out for Sheldon's help.

Sheldon's to blame. Penny's furious. The guys are helpless. What's a string theorist to do? Episode-style fic featuring the full cast, with a focus on Sheldon/Penny. Based on the prompt "pinkslip" from the LJ Paradox community's Fiction Friday. Complete.

Penny is having a bad night and goes looking for something to make her feel better, causing Sheldon to have to deal with the emotional fallout. As usual, he attempts to use science to figure it all out. Set sometime in season 2, ignores season 3, so AU.

Sheldon and Penny are friends. Right?

Penny's spent years making sure she had everything she wanted. Right? Dark crack!fic. No, seriously.

Sheldon and Penny are new parents and it's not as easy as Penny thought it would be... A collection of Penny/Sheldon stories also some Raj/Missy, Leonard/Leslie, Howard/OC

COMPLETE: How do you betray your best friend? With Stetson hats and perfume like sunshine. Written for Paradox's Fiction Friday/Smutty Saturday prompt: rodeo, laundry, perfume, and confession.

Penny had wanted to be in the movies. How is it possible that her leading man turns out to be this guy?

COMPLETE: Leonard never believed in evolution as a scientific fact. That was, not until he saw it happen before his eyes. Penny/Sheldon.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.