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Joined 10-10-09, id: 2110354, Profile Updated: 10-28-09

Name: Nikki

Favorite movie of all time: The Dark Knight

Favorite song at the moment: "Kiss Me, Kill Me" by Mest

Favorite TV show: Degrassi the next generation

Favorite Band: Nickelback

Favorite time of day: Night

Things I love to do: Read, write and listen to music


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If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put this on your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are sick of people talking about Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you think Zigzag has the sexiest hair in the universe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever secretly wished to be a part of D-Tent, put this in your profile.

If you want a D-Tent nickname, copy this into your profile.

I am in-love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too.

If you are scared of pencils but not The Joker put this in your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie SO many times that you can quote it word for word. And you have at random moments; copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Heath Ledger made The Joker too HOT for words put this in your profile.

If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.

Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story.

Put this on your profile if you love the Joker and have started saying his lines for no reason!

If you've ever seen The Dark Knight SO many times that you can quote it word for word, and you have at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you now say "I want my phone call", "Why so serious?", and "You wanna know how I got these scars?" at random points in the day, put this in your profile.

If you're in love with a character that doesn't even exist (Joker), copy this into your profile.

If sarcasm is your first and favorite language, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree


IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: The Best Day by Taylor Swift

Waking Up: Time to Say Goodbye by Simple Plan (I don’t think this song really fits waking up)

First Day At School: Fifteen by Taylor Swift

Falling In Love: Right Here by Hannah Montana

Fight Song: A Place In This World by Taylor Swift (What! Ok that is so not a fight song)

Breaking Up: Catch Me by Demi Lovato

Prom night: Teenagers by My Chemical Romance (that is just funny)

Life: high school never ends by bowling for soup

Mental Breakdown: Your not Sorry by Taylor Swift

Driving: The End by Simple Plan (Yeah so doesn’t fit)

Flashback: Rockstar by Nickelback (lol)

Getting back together: Don't Trust Me by 3OH!3 (yeah so not a getting back together song)

Wedding: Good Girls Go Bad by Cobra Starship (Well that would be some wedding)

Birth of Child: Britany Spears-Circus (I wouldn’t want to know that baby)

Final Battle: Clear by Hannah Montana (I uh have nothing left to say)

Funeral Song: Shake It by Metro Station (I would so love to go to that Funeral)

Final Credits: No Love by Simple Plan


If you hate stereotypes and wish people would just CUT IT OUT; copy and paste the following onto your profile & add any others you know (bold the ones you are):

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be trying to be sexy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be messing with them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling and rude.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and rude.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm SMART so I MUST be bad at sports
I'm a WITCH so I MUST be evil
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST hate men
I'm a FEMINIST so I MUST be crazy
I DON'T LOOK IN THE MIRROR EVERY TIME I USE THE BATHROOM so I MUST not care what I look like
I LOOK IN THE MIRROR EVERY TIME I USE THE BATHROOM so I MUST be vain and shallow
I EAT ORGANIC so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a tree-hugging hippe and I MUST think all meat-eaters should be shot
I'm an ATHEIST so I must be anti-Christian
I SUPPORT HILLARY CLINTON so I MUST be a whiny bitch
I have ASPERGER'S SYNDROME so I MUST be a self-centered retard
I have a MENTAL DISORDER so I MUST be a criminal
I am SKINNY so I MUST be annorexic
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
I'm HATIAN so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy
I'm BISEXUAL so I MUST want to sleep with everyone I see
I'm GAY so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex tape
I'm an ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST be a homophobe
I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down everyone's throat
I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST hate poor people
I'm IN MIDDLE SCHOOL so I MUST be immature
I am LIBERAL so I MUST be gay
I am LIBERAL so I MUST think all conservatives should be shot
I'm a DEMOCRAT so I MUST hate Republicans
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be emo
ITAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH so I MUST have a drinking problem
I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convenience store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire
I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore
I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irrisponsible slut
I'm POLISH so I MUST wear socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a "big one"
I'm EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm PRETTY so I MUST NOT be a virgin
I HAVE STRIGHT "A"S so I MUST have no social life
I'm into THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I have BIG BOOBS so I MUST be a ho
I'm COLUMBIAN so I MUST be a drug dealer
I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool
I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay, too
I'm BRAZILLAN so I MUST have a big butt
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be ugly


I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, Secret Memory, Faith, Sam, Witchy Rain Girl, GreenXxXpurple


If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God- forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If u think Rock, Paper, Scissors solves everything, put this in ur profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are now more scared of dentists then ever by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself post this in your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!


I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

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Thanks for reading sincerly

GreenXxXpurple

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You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter by Imogen Kain reviews
Funny, how trying to fight it just made it harder. Or more complicated. Weirder. Funnier. Definitely funnier. But fighting the inevitable was a waste of time, no matter how much you wanted to keep yourself intact... JokerXOC, during TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 36 - Words: 174,758 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Joker, OC - Complete
Going into POTC! by Spot'sGalFrom1899 reviews
3 girls go into POTC. I know it's been done before, but idc! Hilarity inside! Alex and Ruby annoying Jack and stealing lines, having to rescue Lily and Liz from Barbie! Some Lizabitch bashing. First POTC! R&R please self insert! T for perverted stuff!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,535 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Spontaneity by walked-into-the-sky reviews
A compromise. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
The Esoteric World of London Tipton by James Doyle reviews
Experimental. After a viewer of London's web show gives Cody some insight into London's personality, Cody must explain his amateur diagnosis to London.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,745 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Cody M., London T. - Complete
Shuffling Shifts by juliashappyfish reviews
A strange thought flitters across your mind: it took you a month. You never thought yourself capable. Even with Sally, who made your heart beat a lot faster than you were ever comfortable with, didn’t even come close to what Casey does to you. Derek/Casey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Taking Chances, Making Changes by like-lions reviews
Ashley Juergens might have just met her match. Ashley/OC.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Ashley J.
I Know You Better by Im-AcErBiC reviews
So, London knows when you're lying, huh? I'd love to know why that, of all things, stuck with her. Contains spoilers for 'The Spy Who Shoved Me'.
Suite Life series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2009 - London T., Cody M. - Complete
The User's Guide and Manual to JONATHAN CRANE by Xrai reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a JONATHAN CRANE/THE SCARECROW Unit!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
What a girl wants by Aslytheringirl reviews
Allie Robertson, is your normal sweet girl. She has a dark past. Will the boys be able to save her from herself. Will she finally get what she's always wanted? Or will things get worse?
Holes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,137 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Squid - Complete
He Doesn't Need to Buy a Card by raisinbrandy reviews
It's Mother's Day, and Chad is feeling mean. Well, more mean than usual. And only Sonny is brave enough to find out why.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
THE USER’S GUIDE AND MANUAL TO THE JOKER by Xrai reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a THE JOKER Unit!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Joker - Complete
Life Goes On by Dragonfly8716 reviews
What happens when Carly and Freddie go to college and leave Sam behind? Spam.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,433 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sam P., Spencer S. - Complete
iAnna by iAnna-n-Gypsy reviews
When Jack's life is suckish, Will and Norry aren't making things better, Beckett is too gay for his anybody's good, Tia's father wants to kill Davy, and the POTC cast are teens trying to cope with public school! Basically hosted by CRACK! Rated Teen
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,412 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008