humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.

There were two things wrong with the picture at the beginning of Malfoy's final year at Hogwarts. One: Longbottom was Head Boy. Two: Longbottom was dating Rose Weasley. To Malfoy this is unacceptable, so war is on the cards. Malfoy versus Longbottom.

A series of maybe-related one-shots in the life of Rose/Scorpius based off different sayings. Chapter 1: A friend takes the blame for you, A best friend screams "She did it! She did it! I'm innocent. She did it!

Freddie is a cop in New York and Sam is the most wanted criminal in America. When Freddie falls for her, he could get fired if anybody finds out. Will Freddie help Sam survive when someone wants to kill her?

If there was one thing other then her brains and the unruly bushiness of her hair that Rose had inherited from her mother, it was her stubbornness, there was no way she was going to let her father tell her who she could be friends with. Rose/Scorpius.

So to sum up my life: I'm newly single but in love with my older brother's best mate, who is in love with his girlfriend, Rose and Scorpius are having relationship problems and dragging ME into them, and Albus and Layla are getting married. Ah, life.

Up close, Remus's eyes were amber. A very tawny, dramatic amber. In fact, Annabel could feel herself melting under his gaze... "Annabel, why are you drinking gravy?" Sixth Year, RL/OC. (A/N: I am planning on finishing this and then massively editing, so just hang on for 10 chapters or so and everything will be fine.)

Sam's mom has a boyfriend with a son and Freddie's dad has a girlfriend with a daughter. The boyfriend of Sam's mom happens to have the same name as Freddie's dad and the girlfriend of Freddie's dad has the same name as Sam's mom. Coincidence? Seddie :

Scorpius Malfoy, Senior Writer at the Daily Prophet has written some scandalous things in his latest column about our favorite Rose Weasley. Cue the furious, sarcastic letters! Their friends are inevitably dragged into the conflict and they figure the only way to solve anything is to get drunk. Complete.

Katie and Oliver. Best friends. Hopefully, with the help of a nagging Quidditch Team, they will become more. Post-Hogwarts, two-shot. R&R?

A Quidditch tournament might be Rose's chance to break away from what her parents want and to fulfill her dream of playing professionally. With a contract on the line Rose will do anything, even if it means hurting feelings and breaking a few hearts.

Rose stumbles into a tavern that Scorpius happens to be working in as a waiter. She's lost, and all she wants to do is go back to her family. Can she trust Scorpius to take her home safely? And why does she keep coming back to him? A next generation fic.

Katie Bell: babbler, self-admitted slob and mindlessly in love with one Oliver Wood, tidy, a little controlling, and utterly impossible to understand. Somedays life is wonderful, sometimes it's not, but it'll definitely always be a crazy ride.

If you thought I was scared when James was chasing me around last time, that was nothing compared to what I was feeling now. The only difference was that I was frightened for Scorpius' life this time. No way was James going to go easy on him.

100 years after Jane and the Dragon: Kippernium is down to its two knight-squires - Lynn, a healer from the east, and Landen, son of a Captain of the North. Life is simple, until war-torn history threatens to repeat itself... in ways no one expected.

Katie Bell: grin a mile wide, an insatiable desire to go faster than strictly safe, and a certain lack of self-preservation. And now, professional quidditch player. Quite possibly, a dangerous combination. -eventual KBOW- Chapter 44 up. :D

Love was stupid, and Jane wanted nothing of stupid, miserable things that only left people heartbroken and angry. Jane/Gunther, slight Rake/Pepper. One-shot.

After a fight gone out-of-control, an enchantment acts upon Rose and Scorpius and they must learn how to live their new lives. And maybe discover something unexpected in the process. And, no, they did not exchange bodies; they exchanged something bigger.

You know that girl that everybody feels sorry for but still have time to mock? After a humiliating break-up that girl had become me. And the only solution to save me from this is the one person I can't trust...Scorpius Malfoy...Merlin help me...

Rose is tired of being the over-looked Weasley kid. What better way to set herself apart from her family than to do exactly the opposite of what her father said to do? Something involving one Scoprius Malfoy? Looks like the begining of some sweet revenge.

The fact of it is that it's Dominique and she's a bit blinding and he can't define her physically but he might able to quantumly. -—dominique/oc

Scorpius and Rose have always tormented each other, but what happens when Scorpius visits The Mirror of Erised and realizes his true feelings? And why does Rose think she feels the same way? Longer chapters! Rated T for language and snogging. Enjoy!

The Head Boy and Girl are set an ambitious task by their headmistress - organize a holiday event to bring together the seventh year students and promote friendships and solidarity. It might be doable - if Rose can find a way to work with Scorpius.

When people run in circles, it's a very, very mad world. — LilyTeddyVictoire

Who would have thought that one little vision and a few tea leaves could change everything? Certainly not Rose, but after an incident that may have been a glimpse into the future she sees Scorpius in a new light. Could she be a seer or just insane?

Scorpius has spent the better part of a decade cultivating his friendship with Rose Weasley. So when he realises it's time to take it to the next level, he's certainly not taking any chances...

It's Rose's 7th year at Hogwarts and she has been named Head Girl. But being head girl is not enough for her, she also wants to become an animagi. She's not the only one. When McGonagall suggests she work with Scorpius Malfoy things get interesting.

Sometimes you just need some time to relax with your friends...even if it is at three in the morning and it's to steal dessert. -Scorpius/Rose-

I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.

Rose is in her 7th year at Hogwarts and is new Gerdy for Hogwarts' anonymous advice column Dear Gerdy. That coupled with her school work and changes in her relationship with Scorpius, will make this year interesting.

Rose is entering her Seventh Year at Hogwarts, and, just when she thought things were finally going smoothly, Scorpius Malfoy has to go and ruin it by becoming Head Boy. And that just complicated EVERYTHING. T to be safe

Lilah and Albus are the type of friends who love to get on each other's nerves. But what will become of their friendship when Lilah becomes interested in someone else? Will their relationship grow stronger than ever or end completely? R&R. Enjoy!

Scorpius has his friends and his girlfriends, but I am different. I have always been there for him. We have told each other everything and we are inseparable. I was his average, curly-haired BEST friend and I was happy with that... or so I had thought.

Because hatred can turn to love in the strangest of ways. RoseScorpius.

Their first conversation takes place in the Forbidden Forest. It's quite ironic, really. ::A collection of oneshots featuring Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy::

It's the summer after their graduation and Hermione is staying in London with her parents. She opens an e-mail account and starts writing to an old acquaintance from school...Dramione, Hermione/Ron

This story isn't getting finished, guys, sorry. Started it nearly three years ago and I just don't follow iCarly since. :(

If we don't complete the Bucket List, we won't graduate. Run if you hear us say the words "Bucket List" – you'll get involved, too. Albus/OC Rose/Scorpius

The gang find themselves in an alternate universe. With the acknowledgement of their lives, would their alternate lives be different? Who ends up with who? And who is the father of the unborn child? Who breaks Fredi's heart? Who is Carl chasing after?

Paris has a way of bringing out the fire in a tale as old as time. - TeddyLily

Fear is the kind of thing not even the sweetest smiles or warmest bread can really conquer. Prim, during the 74th Hunger Games. - PrimRory

Rose plays Quidditch and does some Math while fending off Bludgers, smirks, sneers and an overactive imagination. Scorose/One-shot. Review, s'il vous plait! French translation by aPaulineR, the link for which is on my profile.

What happens when Sam is threatened with expulsion and Freddie makes a promise that he really doesn't want to keep? Will Shakespeare play matchmaker 400 years after his death? SEDDIE! Shakespeare translations included

No one knows she likes to dance. Seamus/Lavender, and all those years at Hogwarts.

The relationship of Rose and Scorpius by the eight people who know them the best.

She sat down. "What is it, Arthur? Why are you here?" "Like I said, I missed you. I wanted to make sure that you're okay. That you're happy." "I'm fine," she protested. "I know," he countered, "that's not what I asked."

Probably the saddest story you will ever read. Sam has one more request from Freddie before she dies. K For mild violence/character death and depressing plot R&R please.

Prompt: "Have you ever thought about what protects our hearts?/Just a cage of rib bones and other various parts/So it's fairly simple to cut right through the mess" from Ingrid Michaelson's "Breakable"

"Shut up, just, SHUT UP!" I shrieked at him, wiping away the hot, angry tears rolling down my face. He looked at me in disbelief, his hands twitching as if he wasn't sure what to do with them, and it occurred to me that for the first time, Scorpius Malfoy

For the Tragedy Challenge on HPFC. Harry is losing himself and Luna makes it her mission for him never to forget. R&R

rose wasn't expecting to receive a letter from scorpius malfoy over christmas break.

Jill Pole has a crush on someone and Eustace isn't too happy about it...

In which Rose Weasley sits in the kitchens, and contemplates peanut butter and Scorpius Malfoy. What happens when said boy walks in?

Cheated. Humiliated. Out for revenge. After Lysander Scamander bolts on their wedding day, Rose Weasley is about as scorned as a woman can get, and with the help of Scorpius Malfoy and a little luck, she's going to get her revenge no matter what.

Rose has been terrified of storms ever since a childhood incident. What happens when she is alone in the library during a storm unable to move...that is, until a certain blond haired boy confronts her. Long one-shot.

In which Ariadne can't handle the end of Harry Potter much like me

Based loosely on Katy Perry's 'One of the Boys'. Rose and Scorpius are best friends, but she's fed up of being seen as simply one of his mates. What happens when she becomes more girly - will he finally notice her, or has he all along?

One-shot Dramione. Hermione is in a muggle night club, trying to dance away her sorrow, and remembering her break up with Ron. She is joined by a man on the dance floor and loses herself in his embrace. You already know who he is! *sighs with pleasure*

Hermione Granger makes the decision to return to Hogwarts for her final year after the Wizarding War has ended. Alone in this decision, she finds herself feeling very out of place until she finds solace with the most unexpected of students...Draco Malfoy.

"I looked up in shock as James leaned forward and brushed the snow off my hair. Good grief. I think I'm going crazy." James/OC; WILL EDIT MASSIVELY

Rose turns up on Scorpius' doorstep and he learns of a promise she made to his father when they first met.

Cuddling? Since when did Sam let people touch her? And since when was Freddie brave enough to poke an angry bear? Chapter Five uploaded!*warning- Assertive Freddie has entered the building!*

"Shut up, Teddy. Just let me have this." And maybe because he doesn't want to fight it anymore either, he let's her have it. -Lily/Teddy.

James Potter is best friends with twins Kaylie and Kent Scott, children of two of the most famous Unspeakables at the Ministry. Going into their fifth year at Hogwarts, they'll discover that sometimes love and danger can tear the best of friends apart.

"Once upon a time, there was a beautiful girl named Princess Lily. One day, Princess Lily fell in love with the handsome Prince Theodore. Wait, scratch that - this is the story of TeddyandLily, silly girl, not a clichéd fairytale." -TeddyLily, for Squishy

We all know and love Draco in A Very Potter Musical. So what's the story behind his son?

When everything is perfection, sometimes you lose sight of what's really perfect. - TeddyLily - freeverse

"Follow your inner moonlight, don't hide the madness." - Allen Ginsberg — Lily/Teddy

Hermione Granger sends a letter to Lucius Malfoy. One-shot, complete.

Liberate your sons and daughters; some are gods and some are monsters. - -for misswhiteblack's Next Generation Competition.

But a little ray of hope that hasn't burned out yet. / Or, Rachel Berry discovering that life is tougher than she hopes.

Because every princess should have a prince, right? - LilyLorcan

A short fluff for JillxEustace fans for Valentines Day. Jill has a report to do on names and Eustace says something he wished he hadn't.

Eustace is the only one who can wake Jill up from her nightmares, and Edmund doesn't fail to spot how close they are.

A stray thought made its way through her mind: I wonder if he will kiss me? And to her surprise, the thought didn't horrify her. One-Shot

Lucy dreams, because somewhere out there, there's a world for dreamers. ―- LucyEdmund, narnia crossover

Phil promised Keely he would wait for her. In a strange way, he keeps that promise.

Hermione is the creator of a famous fashion line, while Draco is still the rich playboy he was at school. They both hate each other, but what happens when they are both given guardianship of a 3-month old baby? DMHG! Complete! Edit in Progress!

They looked at her like she was from outer space, not even human, ethereal, breathtakingly beautiful. And maybe Gabrielle was all that, but it didn't mean that there wasn't a person inside her flawless skin. Oneshot.

For months and years, however they were counted, on a flat world or a round one, Jill Pole was always by his side and had his back. Written for the 2010 Narnia Fic Exchange.

Ron has a secret. The deepest, darkest secret you've ever imagined is now coming out. Okay, this is probably the stupidest story you'll ever read-purposefully.

Gabrielle forced him to remember the day his brother died, reminded Dennis of all the things he'd much rather forget. It was only one of the reasons he hated her. Oneshot.

Not everyone gets their fairytale on their first try. Sometime you have to grow up a little first. Twenty things about Lottie La Bouff.

...They became so accustomed to quarreling and making it up again that they got married so as to keep on doing it more conveniently.

Jane has one last chance to speak to Gunther before he leaves for battle. Future-set.

"Weasley, I'm dead."He says. "Sure, you are, if my father catches you."I retort. "I don't think you get it. I.Am.Dead." He insists and things start falling to place - or apart. -R&R- SM/RW

Aravis, in a moment of homesickness, is reminded just why she's decided to stay in Archenland. One-shot. Cor/Aravis fluff.

The parody of Twilight that is in no way meant to be taken seriously. A short, abusive summary of all four books. Written by an author who strongly dislikes the series. 'Disco balls are smexi. Everyone's perfect. Let's skip through a medow.'

Rose and Scorpius share a hate/hate relationship. So everyone thought. Even Rose and Scorpius themselves. It just took them a while to get anything right. [Scorpius/Rose NextGen Complete]

Her breathing pattern is markedly different and every so often the smallest and most deafening moan inadvertently escapes her open lips . . . The story of the world's stupidest love triangle. Seddie & SamOC, but the C doesn't stand for "character" .

Gunther Breech knows well enough that blood is thicker than water. But when Magnus demands that Gunther help him perpetrate a heinous crime, Gunther will have to ask to ask himself what, if anything, is thicker than blood. GuntherXJane futureset, complete

When she saw Eustace thrown through the Stable door Jill thought she would faint or be sick or both. A LB piece from Jill's POV as she realizes how much she cares for Eustace.

When Ron Weasley told his daughter to beat Scorpius Malfoy in every subject they got, she took his advice to heart. RW/SM

The guys discuss who’s the most perfect girl in Walkerville.

“Harry, I regret to inform you that you are the final Horcrux of Voldemort. Do you realize what this means?” Harry slowly nodded. “Time to buy life insurance.”

A story about a boy, a girl, and a telescope. Carlos&Dorothy Ann oneshot.

Complete This year, Hogwarts has a competiton for it's older students. 3 weeks, 2 students,and 1 prize...Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy both know, to survive the streets of Paris, & to win the 5,000 galleons...they will have to leave their past behind.

Oneshot They're too old to be playing in the mud, really. Gunther & Jane. A tad childish, a tad fluffy, and very, very messy.

Basically, it was all Ron's fault for pointing him out. Rose x Scorpius, Post Deadly Hallows

Jodie has something she needs to say, but just can't tell Fred. JodiexFred

what happens when you stick a captian, his chaser, and some advanced note passing parchment into detention several times? Merlin only knows. one shot for nowmaybe changed later...