Hi,

I'm Mountain Frost (and it isn’t so hard to tell). I am a Christian defined by the Bible. The actual Bible; not the Roman Catholic Book, Mormons book, or the kind of book where people take out parts of the actual Bible. I don't believe in Sunday Christians (people who say that they are Christians just because they go to church). You will not find any swearing, inappropriate usage, sexual immorality, or any mention of sex. Any questions with profanity I will not answer it, but I will answer any questions about Christ. If you can't get to me at all, go to LivingWaters.com or NeedGod.com.

My favorite movies in the world are Frozen (who doesn't like it), Lord of the Rings, Sherlock, Gilligan's Island, and Avengers. The best books are Emerald Atlas, Frog Princess, Grimm Legacy, and the Lord of the Rings. Elsa ROCKS! And anyone who disagrees or says, "I think Frozen is a little over exaggerating," will suffer my wrath, seriously though, I warn you against angering me! :)

Some of the things I like to do is:

read, draw, think or imagine (it hurts sometimes!), tackle someone, or play with my animals.

With Lord of the Rings people, Dwarves are awesome. I don't like Tauriel , I mainly call her That Elf. I will do my best to publish either, every three days, but maybe once a week, if absolutely necessary. I will do my best to stay with the day to three days.

I am rather new at the FanFiction stuff, but I am pretty sure that I have a good base on it. I would love it if you could send ideas or edits on my writing, I welcome guidance.

Can you read it???

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When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache

When you open it, he collapses

When he sees you reading it, he faints

When he sees you living it, he flees

Just when you try to re-post this, he will try to discourage you.

Can you hear that voice that says this is silly and so are you if you re-post this?

I just defeated him. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're in God's army and strong enough to pick up the sword.

I Like Fanfiction because:

Fanfiction authors are nerdy, and if not GET OFF THE INTERNET!

I want to be an Avenger because:

They are stinkin' cool!

I hate Tauriel(one second, I have to wash my mouth out with soap) because:

SHE'S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND FLIRT!

God is first place in my life because:

He died for me, and saved me

God is awesome because:

He lives! And no words can describe how passionate, forgiving, and caring he is.

True friends are awesome because:

Regular friends are like waves, but a true friend is like the octopus that sticks on to your face.

A Christian can tell non-Christians and true Christians apart because:

A person who reads his Bible every single day, non-stop can see the people who don't!

Animals are sweet because:

You don't have to tell them why you're upset, they know.

Fury and Mace Whindo are alike because:

... *crickets chirping* It's a little bit of a DUH answer!

I want to:

Go to school at Hogwarts,

Tell Ginger Grant to hike her pants up and put on some decent clothing,

Have a job as a Jedi,

Own a Book of Beginning,

Work with the Avengers,

Build a snowman with Elsa,

Spread the Gospel,

Be a X-men,

Work at Whit's End (or help Eugene get a drivers license),

Be part of Thorin Oakenshield's Company,

Tell an elf that a hair of his is out of place,

Help Sherlock with a case,

Try Shawarma with Stark,

Dress up as a Storm Trooper,

Tell Ginger Grant to stop flirting with every man who comes to the Island,

Find treasure with Ben Gates,

And have a duel with Captain Jack Sparrow.

Do a riddle game with Bilbo.

Corny Jokes (beware):

Why can't you find a Hippopotamus in a tree?

ANSWER: Because they are good at it

Why did the Skeleton not go to the party?

ANSWER: Because he had no body to go with.

What is Henry Fords favorite word?

ANSWER: afordable

How many times do you have to tickle an octopus till it laughs?

ANSWER: Ten-tickles.

More will be posted soon!

You can find me here, or in my imagination. I'm mostly there!

221B. Avengers Complex,

Cambridge Falls, Eribor, Narnia

ZIP: NCC1701

Mountain Frost

PS. I am sorry if I use poor humor! I have a tendency to thinks Corny Jokes are funny.

PPS.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus who died on the cross

then copy and paste this in your profile