Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Monster Girls But Not in That Way You Weirdo. Yeah, it's a self insert fic. No, he's not sleeping with the cast. That and the really long title is probably the most accurate summary of this thing that you'll get.

What is a mild-mannered bicycle cop to do when he finds himself living with some of the most dangerous mythological creatures in the world? Can he tame them, or will they tear him apart? This is based off/inspired by the fan-creation known as Everyday Life with Bicycle Cop. I've felt that it deserves a full story rather than single page mangas and fanart. Hope you all dig it.