98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, put this in your bio.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is sitting in the cell beside you saying, "Damn, that was fun!!"

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY The bunny will take over the world!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...OK I AM DONE NOW!

Weird is good, strange is good, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this on your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy copy this into your profile.

If you ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencile and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. people call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, this one your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, and like being hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the little lucky charms dude should just stop running and hand over the Lucky Charms put this in your profile!!

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt like just runnig somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you truely believe there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you think All the Cullen guys are HOT put this in ur pro!!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

Put these in your pro if u've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOU STEP SIGN pulled when the door says push ever walked into a wall b4 and/or fell off a chair backwards AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen's Including Bella Disorder. AV is Addicted to Vampires ADD is Automatic Death Disorder ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder I have all of them! put them in your pro if you do! and you know you do! stop lying to yourself!

You know you live in 2008 when... 1. you go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting ata the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. and now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did pplz.

Be crazy

Be stupid

Be wild

Be silly

Because life's to short to be cool

Be wild, and have excitment in your life because life isn't long enough

Dance like no ones watching

Sing like on ones listening

Sometimes you gotta smile and walk away... hold your tears in and pretend your okay