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Joined 01-17-11, id: 2708612, Profile Updated: 01-17-11

All books are equal, but some books are more equal than other books.

Those books, in my opinion, are:

Pride and Prejudice (and all other books by Ms. Austen)

To Kill A Mockingbird

Wildwood Dancing

HARRY POTTER (never saw that one coming, did you now...)

The Thirteenth Tale

etc, etc, etc...

I'm a bit of an Austenite... (a.k.a. diagnosable obsessive loony Jane Austen Fan, but I prefer the term "borderline obsessive")

I despise people who review negatively without constructive criticism, are inaccurate about events in the book they're writing about, MISSPELL CHARACTERS NAMES OR ABBREVIATE THEM (I swear, it makes me want to smash a house... with my head.), bribe people to review, and etc.

Normally, I would assume who cares about this stuff, but since you're here, reading this... and you're STILL READING THIS, I assume you care. How sweet.

Anyway,

I LOVE:

Remus/Sirius (I know, I know... )

Draco/Hermione (Again, I know)

Rose/Scorpius (I SAID I KNOW, STOP ROLLING YOUR EYES!)

James/Lily

Harry/Hermione

Puck/Sabrina

Elizabeth/Fitzwilliam

BUT I AM ALSO OPEN TO OTHER TYPES AS WELL :D

I really don't like:

Hermione/Ron

Harry/Ron (its just... ugh. Like brothers... UGH!... but no offense, if you do)

Snape/ANYBODY (especially Lily. It makes me cry.)

Ginny?Anybody (I just dislike her, although not in the real books)

and I'm sure if I thought about it, I could find a few more... like James/Sirius and Jame/Remus.

So. That's it for me. I've never done this before. I don't consider myself a particularly good writer anyway. But I'll try, just for you :)