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A Wand for Skitter by ShayneT reviews
Waking in the body of a murdered child, Taylor Hebert, once a super villain and later a super hero must discover who has been killing muggleborns while being forced to go to Hogwarts, among groups who are the most likely suspects.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 71 - Words: 209,462 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 2/27
Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 493,268 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 2,954 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
Hermione Granger and the Serpent's Renaissance by epsi10n reviews
Salazar Slytherin is reborn as Hermione Granger. With her new identity as a muggleborn girl and her old reputation in tatters, Hermione sets out to start a new life for herself, a resurrection for House Slytherin, and a renaissance for the whole of the magical society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 215,925 - Reviews: 3064 - Favs: 4,776 - Follows: 5,799 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Hermione G., Salazar S.
Benefits of old laws by ulktante reviews
Parts of souls do not go on alone. When Voldemort returns to a body he is much more sane than before and realizes that he cannot go on as he started. Finding some old laws he sets out to reach his goals in another way. Harry will find his world turned upside down once more and we will see how people react when the evil is not acting how they think it should.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 106 - Words: 862,432 - Reviews: 5800 - Favs: 4,869 - Follows: 6,002 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort
OSaBC II : That Which Cannot Die by LogicalPremise reviews
My AU retelling of the events in ME2, with a completely new take on Cerberus, the Shadow Broker, and the Collectors. Examines the themes of what exactly constitutes death and life, the line between revenge and self-hatred, and how small amounts of light can shine in every darkness. Not a happy ending. Includes my takes on Overlord and LotSB. Rated M for language and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 690,411 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Tali'Zorah
Renewal by Azenor Sage reviews
At the point of death, Regulus Black is de-aged. Given a second chance at life, he becomes a new beacon of hope for the nearly defunct Black Family. He is haunted by strange dreams of his past and the feeling that he has an important mission that he must complete, no matter the cost to himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 349,021 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Regulus B.
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 320,013 - Reviews: 7827 - Favs: 8,752 - Follows: 9,647 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
Team 7's Secret Motto by Unleashed Reasoning reviews
Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,678 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 2,894 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Team Seven
Basilisk-born by Ebenbild reviews
Fifth year: After the Dementor attack, Harry is not returning to Hogwarts – is he? ! Instead of Harry, a snake moves into the lions' den. People won't know what hit them when Dumbledore's chess pawn Harry is lost in time… Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 470,594 - Reviews: 3852 - Favs: 6,190 - Follows: 7,248 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Mass Effect: Newton's Second Law by Raven Studios reviews
Commander Jalissa A. Shepard is back. Now, coping with the fallout of her own death and caught in an unpleasant alliance of necessity, she and her crew scramble to stop the Collectors. Mass Effect 2 as told through 1000-word vignettes. (Cover images all belong to Bioware. As with Mass Effect itself, I'm just borrowing them and giving credit where it's due.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 426 - Words: 434,974 - Reviews: 2428 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Cycles Upon Cycles by The Incredible Muffin reviews
The residents of the Koprulu Sector thought they had finally achieved peace. They were wrong. Now, the Koprulu Alliance is faced with a galaxy that was bigger than they thought. They will meet new friends, and more importantly, new enemies, but all will be forced to put away their hatreds, both old and new, or none will survive the darkness that is to come...
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 359,067 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 1/13/2015
Dem Bones Dem, Dry Bones by slyfoxcub reviews
Reincarnation. Lovely. At least I have a a powerful Kekkei Genkai and foreknowledge on my side. I want to live to age 30, but nooooo; it has to be a fighting anime with Doomsday plan in motion! Kakashi is a Troll, Shisui can't deal, I'm stalked by an eldritch-ish Aburame and Itachi crashes on my couch now. Say bye-bye to canon! SI Kimimaro. Angst mild/none. No slash pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,858 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 2,834 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 11/2/2016 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Kimimaro K., OC
Dragon Chronicles 1: Muggle-Raised Champion by Stargon1 reviews
The day before Harry Potter was due to go to Hogwarts for the very first time, his aunt and uncle informed him that he wouldn't be going. Instead, he was sent to Stonewall High. Now, three years later, the Goblet of Fire has named him as a TriWizard Champion. What that means is anyone's guess, but to Harry, one thing is clear: he can finally get away from Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,333 - Reviews: 2270 - Favs: 5,833 - Follows: 5,121 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
ANBU boot camp by rbear1231 reviews
Au A training instructor returns to the leaf village, sees Naruto's run. and notices the sloppiness of the ANBU, now the question, what happens when a drill sergeant decides to fix the mistakes. Clean the mess, and drop the hammer on the enemies of the Leaf. "I survived the Chief, what can you do?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 276,079 - Reviews: 1922 - Favs: 3,208 - Follows: 3,561 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 11/11/2017 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Hiashi H., OC
Getting Too Old For This by ManMadeOfLasers reviews
Harry Potter finds himself, and his normal bi-polar luck, pulled out of a quiet retirement and into the limelight of the 23rd century. He finds a grand new stage upon which his 'saving-people-thing' can act, and before he can say no, is pulled into the middle of a galaxy-spanning conflict. Rated 'M' for bad words and ideas, re-worked and re-posted. Enjoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,376 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Complete
A Step to the Right by CatsAreCool reviews
When Harry saves Hermione's life they end up in a different world and in the middle of another magical war - but at least they have each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,740 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 3,561 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 6/17/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 268,079 - Reviews: 7407 - Favs: 6,573 - Follows: 6,888 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Strength within Myself by Sakucherryblossoms reviews
After the mission to Waves, Sakura realized she needed to get stronger; she would never survive long in the shinobi world. Through her will to become stronger, Sakura learns as much as she can from as many people as she can, while finally understanding what it means to be a part of a team, and consequently, a family.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 323,175 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 2,414 - Follows: 2,690 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
A Different Professor by AsphodelWolf15 reviews
"Her skeleton will lie in the chamber forever." Ginny has been taken to the Chamber of Secrets and Harry may know where that is. How would things have turned out if he had gone to a Different Professor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 325,906 - Reviews: 1935 - Favs: 4,405 - Follows: 5,878 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 5/16/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,680 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 4,709 - Follows: 5,369 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Yet, mad I am not by Erisah Mae reviews
...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,908 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U., Shisui U. - Complete
The Dangers of Foresight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin's 9 years old again and back at the Temple, bound and determined to change destiny. To do so, he has to juggle trying to stop Dooku from joining Sidious, freeing his mother, avoiding Palpatine, and his training all while maintaining his cover as a 9-year-old initiate. Too bad keeping up a facade isn't one of his strong points.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,759 - Reviews: 2790 - Favs: 5,586 - Follows: 5,885 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku - Complete
Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,295 - Reviews: 5576 - Favs: 4,168 - Follows: 4,729 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
Effloresco Secundus by romanescue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 216,750 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 6,549 - Follows: 7,554 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Stones Thrown Before the Tide by MizDirected reviews
In the race to fire the Crucible, Urdnot Wrex arrives on the Citadel with Shepard instead of Anderson. When he hears the Catalyst's options, he's determined to leave only one choice: destroy the Reapers. Rippling backwards 300 yrs, his actions send himself and three others on a journey that'll do far more than change history, it may destroy everything. Cussing, violence, sex. CD/AU
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 143,468 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 5/7/2018 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., U. Wrex, Illusive Man
Harry Potter and the Magic of Life by Kate Carpenter reviews
End of 3rd year. While Sirius is on trial to prove his innocence, Harry is abandoned by the Dursleys who, after the Marge incident, have enough of him. Luckily Harry's picked up by Bill Weasley. And ends up joining Bill on a Cursbreaking expedition to Cambodia. He gets far more than he asking for! Disturbing news, promises, trouble and danger keep following Harry's every step.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 326,810 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 3,509 - Follows: 3,848 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D., Bill W., Daphne G. - Complete
One Night Stand by ulktante reviews
Two people struck with frustration search out a way to relax. All starts from there. This is a sketch of a beginning to a story. It's finished and intended to spark your imagination! AU James Potter is not Harry's father Links to stories inspired by this one in my profile!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,494 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/30/2018 - Published: 3/29/2018 - [Lily Evans P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews
Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. Will remain unfinished. I DON'T WRITE HERE ANYMORE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,437 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 2,427 - Updated: 3/17/2018 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U.
Magic Online by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
It has always been said that magic and technology did not mix; too bad no one ever mentioned that little fact to young Harry Potter. Add in one mad genius bent on destroying the lives of ten thousand people by trapping them inside of his online virtual reality game and you have the makings of a very dangerous brew. HP/HG (Chaps 5-8 Edited.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,294 - Reviews: 3298 - Favs: 5,307 - Follows: 5,951 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Agil/Andrew Gilbert Mills
Harry Potter: IronWizard by kb0 reviews
After the disaster at the end of 5th year, Hermione sees a comic book and decides she can do better than others to keep Harry safe by making him a suit of armor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,013 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 12/15/2017 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 10,869 - Follows: 11,026 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Percy helps by senawario reviews
Hermione tricks Percy into exposing Umbridge's blood quill detentions. The fallout from that takes some interesting turns.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 212 - Published: 11/2/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Dolores U. - Complete
Not even a first chance! by senawario reviews
(alt title: Disproportionate response). Give the death-eaters a second chance? No way, not even a *first* chance! This is a "redo" fic with a twist. The pairing will eventually be Harmony but a good part of the story happens when they are too young so hard-core Harmonians need to be patient. Rated M for possible violence in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 186,994 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 2/11/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Dobby - Complete
No Single Raindrop by LogicalPremise reviews
Liara T'Soni attempts to gather her mother's wisdom and thoughts on siari, Athame, asari culture, asari philosophy, and some biographical material to recreate and publicize Benezia's tenets of belief. An exploration of rarely discussed parts of asari culture. Rated M for some sexualized references and Aethyta's mouth. Irregular updates.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,546 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/16/2017 - Published: 11/7/2014 - [Benezia, Aethyta] Liara T'Soni
Mystic Knight Online by jgkitarel reviews
The magical world isn't as ignorant of muggles as it seems, and Lucius Malfoy has an idea on how to get Harry out of his way. Now Harry is in Japan and trapped in a virtual world of swords. Cut off from his friends and allies, and what he knew, he has to make new ones and get used to an illusory world that has become all too real. Welcome, to SAO Harry. Do try to survive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 63 - Words: 424,478 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 3,742 - Follows: 3,311 - Updated: 9/9/2017 - Published: 2/28/2016 - [Harry P., Silica/Keiko A.] - Complete
The Only Right Choice by guubear reviews
Shepard was a total noob during the first play through. She made terrible choices, skipped quests, and she didn't buy any DLCs. Hopefully she would do a better job saving the galaxy at new game plus. Rate M for sex and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 210,681 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 9/5/2017 - Published: 1/28/2016 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni]
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 275,330 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 6,013 - Follows: 6,397 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
The Desk of Requirement by senawario reviews
This fic was "inspired" by reading a completely pointless fic where Remus and Sirius read the epilogue, and basically just smile and grin to themselves, happy that Harry is alive and well and all that. They don't actually **do** anything. As I said, pointless. So I decided to xkcd 386 that one-shot ;-)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/18/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 11,010 - Follows: 6,896 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3430 - Favs: 5,148 - Follows: 3,610 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 5,235 - Follows: 3,331 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Soldier, Spectre, You and I by Raven Studios reviews
(AU) Tavia Shepard was ejected from the Alliance Military after interfacing with a damaged Prothean beacon on Akuze. Garrus Vakarian was noticed by a Spectre, who was killed in connection with another Prothean beacon on Eden Prime. Now, the cynical contractor and the brash crusader must find a way to balance strengths and handicaps to unravel a plot bigger than both of them.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,708 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/18/2017 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Bringer Of Destruction by AlexisBlade reviews
Stephanie Shepard. First human Spectre. Survivor of Akuze. Hero of the Blitz. Butcher of Torfan. Saviour of the Citadel. An enigma capable of bloody violence and heartfelt compassion. Her records begin at sixteen on Mindoir but who or what came before?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 200,098 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Shepard (F), Miranda L.
The Definition of Normal by Ducky1776 reviews
Harry is adopted by a black shaggy dog when he leaves Privet Drive after blowing up Aunt Marge. His experiences at the Leaky Cauldron and Diagon Alley afterwards takes his life in a whole different direction. He gets help from unexpected directions - the goblins and the DMLE. AU Third Book. No Pairings. Unofficial subtitle: Where everyone gets what they deserve.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 306,645 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 4,468 - Follows: 3,639 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Dobby - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7690 - Favs: 13,448 - Follows: 14,360 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Yggdrasil by Laora reviews
Bilbo Baggins dies peacefully on the ship to Valinor, and when he wakes, he is a young hobbit living in Bag End. Thorin Oakenshield, on the other hand, drowns in his own blood on a gruesome battlefield; his screams as he wakes in Ered Luin will haunt his sister and nephews for years to come. -— (Fixing their broken world isn't going to be as easy as they think.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,786 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Can't Rely on Authority by cvtisjustok reviews
After rescuing Sirius Black, again. Harry realizes the authority figures in his life arent doing their job. Watch as Harry takes his future into his own hand. HP/LL eventually, slight Dumbledore Bashing, some Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 145,276 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 4,732 - Follows: 3,265 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter: Air Elemental by kb0 reviews
After his adventure in the Department of Mysteries, Harry finds a new power over air which gives him confidence. He's "live and let live" until you come after him, then watch out. This starts just after the revelation of the prophecy at the end of book5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,661 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 3,531 - Follows: 2,773 - Updated: 10/28/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016 - [Harry P., Susan B.] - Complete
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 2722 - Favs: 6,720 - Follows: 4,886 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
On the Flip Side by MusicMelis reviews
After Harry runs away from his relative's during the summer and gets in a fight the first day of school, Snape argues that he needs to be watched more and have more guidance. His argument backfires when Dumbledore suggests Harry be in Slytherin for a term. Will Harry see another side to the Slytherins? And will Snape finally see the real Harry? Third Year. Mentor/Guardian Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,166 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 331,120 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 2,405 - Follows: 2,179 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
One Step Forward, Two Decades Back by corvusdraconis reviews
AU/AO: [HG/SS] What-if Story. Hermione Granger gets erased due to a badly phrased, vague, and bitter wish. She is Hermione Granger no more. Now, thanks to Ron, she is Hermione Ankaa Black, sister of Sirius & Regulus Black, & member of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black. Now what is she going to do? Multiple pairings in later chapters, and JP starts out as a rampaging jerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 438,031 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 4,859 - Follows: 3,183 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 2/15/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Remus L., Regulus B. - Complete
Skyrim: Dovahkiin by Raven Studios reviews
Bellona's calling in life was to combat the undead (and those who would raise them, whenever possible). She was good at it and content with the life she led. She would never have considered fighting dragons part of her purview...especially because they were extinct. (Images in the cover (c)Bethesda Softworks. No infringement is intended.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 284,196 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 4783 - Favs: 7,727 - Follows: 6,939 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11225 - Favs: 15,771 - Follows: 11,657 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 5,749 - Follows: 4,639 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Harry Potter at the Knees of the Marauders' by BakenandEggs reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his second year. A year that will be filled with books, good friends, basilisks, quidditch, prattish friends, horrible dreams, and pranks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,434 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 2,934 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 12/2/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bouncing back by magkiln reviews
Just a little joke based on Wargaming's April first joke of 2016
Crossover - Mass Effect & World of Tanks - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Complete
The Cupboard Series 4: The Fourth School by Stargon1 reviews
The TriWizard Tournament has been revived and the three largest and most prestigious schools in Europe are due to compete - Hogwarts, Beauxbatons and Durmstrang. And in a mark of respect, the newest and smallest school in not only Britain but also all of Europe, has been invited to watch. If only things were that simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 144,512 - Reviews: 1872 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Memories Of Others by TheBeardedOne reviews
Sometimes a technique can lead to new discoveries, new paths. A chance discovery lets Naruto learn that which he was never taught... using the memories of others to aid his progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 135,436 - Reviews: 3031 - Favs: 4,494 - Follows: 4,066 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 3,944 - Follows: 2,649 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,686 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 4,416 - Follows: 5,153 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Anything but Normal by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Fifteen years after the Promised Day, Selim Baker leads a life like any normal human. But a strange attempt on his life will lead him to discover just how abnormal he really is.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 161,805 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Selim B., Pride, Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Community Service by Balthanon reviews
Wherein Dumbledore trades a pair of socks, a package of chocolate frogs, and a warm fire for an extra day in the office and we learn that being well-rested is overrated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4153 - Favs: 7,439 - Follows: 5,965 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4523 - Favs: 5,492 - Follows: 3,836 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,693 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 3,271 - Follows: 3,708 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5644 - Favs: 11,580 - Follows: 12,355 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15066 - Favs: 22,140 - Follows: 19,442 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Switching Places Evangelion by Greyff reviews
Mihoshi's a genie? Nabiki is skeptical? Ranma's Shinji? Shinji's Ranma? What else did that genie mess up?
Crossover - Ranma & Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,822 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Ranma, Rei A.
Volus with a shotgun by magkiln reviews
One shot attempt at humor based on a character I played in muliplayer.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Complete
Paradise Lost by The Altered Destinies reviews
Ryouga's, lost as usual, when a really good-looking woman tells him she's been looking for him. She works for his father, and they want him to stop something called an... Angel?
Crossover - Ranma & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 155,432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/11/2015
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 6,399 - Follows: 3,416 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
Ascension by Ulstem reviews
The battle at the Department of Mysteries went differently for Harry. Trapped in a new time and being the last wizard alive, Harry must find a way home while evading enemies far darker than he has ever faced before.- Pre-ME1 to Pre-ME2.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 141,467 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 3,045 - Follows: 2,663 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Harry P., Shepard (F) - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 3,422 - Follows: 1,034 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 3,574 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11210 - Favs: 14,825 - Follows: 9,954 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Once More with Feeling by Crazy-88 reviews
Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/20/2007
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Trial by Ninja by jacobk reviews
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Penance by Laora reviews
The Gate was opening; the black arms stretched toward him and Pride. Ed knew he had no say in the matter. He would be pulled to this parallel dimension, alternate universe—whatever it was—and Amestris would be left to die. Truth merely grinned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,965 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 2,551 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 4,095 - Follows: 845 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 6,806 - Follows: 3,427 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 8,514 - Follows: 3,199 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Deadly Decisions by Alrissa reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 522 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,930 - Follows: 5,452 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Shinji Saotome by mastermage reviews
Gendo's gut is telling him something during an angel battle and he listens. A misplaced Shinji is the result. After lots of prodding from all kinds of people chapter 14 is finally up.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 113,281 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 11/29/2002 - Shinji I. - Complete