"What?" he said in a teasing tone. "Am I distracting you with my gorgeous body?" She offered the boy an indifferent shrug. "No, the amount of stupid radiating off of you is threatening to choke me." OR, Annabeth has a secret and Percy is the spawn of Satan. AU. One-shot. Percabeth. Nominee for the Multifandom Award.

Percy Jackson is your typical spoiled Hollywood actor. Thinking he's the Gods gift to women he sleeps around... A lot. Fed up with his bad boy ways his agent gets him to befriend Annabeth Chase, a musician slowly rising to fame. Hoping to clean up his rep Percy agrees to date her, not realizing how loveable the blonde really is. Will it be real? Or just another Hollywood romance?

Percy always thought the most bewitching thing he could discover at Hogwarts was magic. Then he met Annabeth Chase.

Annabeth Chase, talented new celebrity, runs into a face from her past- Percy Jackson, golden boy of Hollywood. When the two are spotted together, problems arise. Will they be able to find love again? Or will their flaws get in the way? *I kind of suck at summaries* Percabeth Au, human.

'Dear Annabeth... I can assure you I'm not some weird stalker or anything... You looked so beautiful it hurt to breathe... I didn't want to give you just one kiss, so I gave you fifty instead... You're cute when you blush... Happy Valentine's Day... I love you... From, Your Secret Admirer' OR Annabeth receives roses and letters from a mysterious boy. AU. Oneshot. *Percabeth*

Here are the facts: Percy's in love with his best friend. She doesn't know. He writes her anonymous messages in the bimonthly newspaper. AU.

Post-TLO, Percy introduces Paul to his new girlfriend.