Hello, internet users who have accidentally come upon my profile.

As I write this, I am someone who hopes to write a big story one day as a professional author.

Right now, I'm not exactly famous. Yet.

Anyway, a big reason I made this profile is to help my friend write incredible stories. HE (note the HE) has a profile known as Suffering Is Optional.

I know, I know. I tried telling him it sounded too emo, but he wrote it down anyway, because it is a quote from some guy who made it up along with a picture of Pain (or Pein, whatever) from the Naruto series.

Anyway, I do hope I am able to add a few of my own stories eventually.

On with the show.

Name: Is a secret.

Age: Is a number. Obviously.

Gender: Dude.

Why I write: Because I need practice for my previously mentioned big story.

Likes list:

WOW (Also known as world of warcraft) Yes, I am a nerd. You don't like it, I truly don't care at all.

Bear Bear A Flash on the website known as newgrounds.com. Watch it, but not with the lights out.

30 Seconds To Mars A very good band, I like nearly all their songs.

Denis Leary A good (VERY, good) comedian, he hates anyone who is 18 and has their underwear showing (As do I)

The Golden Sun series A really classic RPG game, I have recently acquired the latest game. Catastrophe still looks badass as ever.

Eddsworld A channel on youtube, they have made very funny (If somewhat strange) animations. WATCH ZANTA CLAWS.

asdfmovie A collection of absolutely random animations made by Tomska on youtube. Watch.

British Accents Ask no questions.

This website For practice.

The number 58 Because I do.

Dislikes List:

Yaoi I don't mind it, just don't shove it in my face.

Bad spellers NoTing mackes zenze wen u dont zpell tings rit.

Hiatus A terrible waste of a story.

People who hate on WOW I like my stuff, you like your stuff. End of discussion.

Stuff I'll write:

Whatever I come up with.