Dearest Nina,

A group of people that love you very much got together to create this FanFic profile and page for you. We threw our net wide and long (just like you like it) and asked people to write you a short oneshot. We polled people to compile a list of single words as prompts, allowing authors to choose up to three. Each story here was written for you with love and happy wishes for your birthday.

We all hope it's a great one, we just wish we could be there to celebrate with you.

Oh, Ninapolitan, how do we love thee? Let us count the ways:
(with sincerest apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning)

We love thee to the depth and breadth and height
Our fingers can click, when skyping out of sight
To the end of our long online days.

We love thee to the level of hits
Most defs counted, by FFn & Twilighted.
We love thee freely, as fanfic costs us naught,
But we love thee purely, as the February snow in the parking lot
We love thee with a passion born of your epic lemons
Inspirational in post, and strived for in RL.

We love thee with a love we fear to lose
With our lost fics, -- We love thee with the moistened panties,
bulky cocks, & empty booze bottles of our lives! -- and, if Jeebus choose,
we shall but love thee better after your next fic posts.

(poetrix editing courtesy of Moijojojojojojo)

Much love,

-Your fangirls

PS - If you want to giggle and see the prompt list, it's here.