By day, he is Arthur Kirkland, university student and best friend of Alfred F. Jones. By night, he is England, world-renowned thief and sworn enemy of America. Hetalia superhero/supervillain AU, USUK. Now on AO3 under the same username.

Alfred Jones is just your everyday twenty first century hero - or so he thinks. On a school trip he enters an off-limits church and accidentally ends up in Cards! What will he do there, when the rules have been changed and Spades is heading for war? And how is he supposed to handle these unfamiliar new senses? / THIS STORY IS BEING REWRITTEN. THE NEW VERSION IS CALLED PAPER COURT.

Once Arthur Kirkland got his acceptance letter into Hogwarts he was ecstatic. He thought it was the chance to prove himself to his family. Arthur learns of his talent for magic and communication of the nonhuman kind. He runs into the young wizard Alfred F. Jones, who manages to turn his life upside down in the most unpleasant of ways. ((Future UsUk along with other pairings))

AU. UsUk. A pirate who saw nothing but the future, a naval captain who felt nothing but resentment.The only thing the two have in common was the bittersweet childhood in which they shared. Years later, Alfred is finally able to exact his revenge.