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Joined 10-04-09, id: 2104549, Profile Updated: 10-07-09

Hey, I'm Holly,

I'm 13 years old.

I have brown hair and blue eyes.

I'm 5ft3" and

I'm pretty new to Fanfiction.net so I don't know when I'll actually get around to posting stories but its still fun just reading what other have written. I love reading good Twilight fiction with Jacob and Nessie in it. I'm not to fond of Edward, I mean, I was at first but now after reading and re-reading the books a gazillion times I am a proud Team Jacob fan. Jacob and Bella fanfiction is cool as well though I don't really like Bella and she belongs with Edward.

I also like Harry Potter fanfiction and Harry Potter timetravel fanfiction. Dark!Harry stuff is cool and all but sometimes its over done and it turns out to be more about slaugtering people than having an actual storyline. I hate the pairing HarryxGinny, I just really don't like it and think that their entire relationship was rushed, Ginny is like a mini Lilly Potter and Harry is a mini James Potter, its just too unrealsitic. I love HarryxLuna and HermionexRon because their adorable.

I'm not a gigantic fan of Anime or Manga though I do know a bit about Naruto from my obsessed older sister. She's on this site as well and her username is KittyMarks.

A few of my favourite quotes:

God made man, and then He said, "I can do better than that," and made woman.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled 'BANG', I don't think you'd kill too many people.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his or her shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

Handle every situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or screw it, piss on it and walk away.

Money can't buy you happiness but it can buy you marshmellows and thats kinda the same thing.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The road to hell is ordered by the righteous, planned by the well-meaning, and paved with their good intentions.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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Fairy Dust by Yorsh reviews
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward Cullen was a fairy. Second, there was a part of him that desired to turn my hair into Fairy Dust, and third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with the poof.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Truth They See by Maiden of the Moon reviews
In an ordinary high school in the somewhat-near future, the Cullen family secret is discovered. Sort of.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Edward - Complete