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Mistakes Made in the Dark by TornBetweenSerpents reviews
Severus is having a bad night. However, while patrolling the hallways, he stumbles across an interesting situation that leaves him bound to a chair as Hermione has her way with him, not realizing that it isn't Ron in the dark with her. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,931 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 10/26/2018 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sandwich Boy by Dr. Blind reviews
Alec only wants one thing - Magnus Bane to acknowledge his existence. M for later lemons
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,402 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/7/2017 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Flow of Power by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
The "backstory" to my other fic Connected. The progression of Malec's relationship from first kiss up until the lemon that inspired Connected. You don't have to have read my other fic to enjoy this one tho, if you simply like Malec fluff w/o drama.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Misery Loves Glamour by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Life in the limelight isn't always so sweet, and secrets are more closely guarded than ever. But if you look hard enough, in all the wrong places, you might find the love of your life, and a way to break free. Malec lemons galore in later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
I am here by Emiliana11 reviews
"When things get crazy ... don't push me away." A little story that was inspired by the picture of Magnus and Alec on the balcony. S02E01
Shadowhunters - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,514 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Magnus B. - Complete
Cut Him Out In Little Stars by oncethrown reviews
Angel Runes were designed to give protection and advantages in battle, not to give warlocks sexy ideas. Warlock magic, however, has no such restrictions.
Shadowhunters - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
On the List of Things (Read: People) Simon Thought He'd Never Do by rainybookshopspoetry reviews
Obviously Simon had missed the memo about his sexual orientation, but he can't help thinking there might have been smarter ways to find out than by letting himself be seduced by someone who sort of scares the shit out of him.
Shadowhunters - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/2/2016 - Simon L., Raphael S. - Complete
It's Never 'Just Drinks' by Rahar Moonfire reviews
Why is it that no matter what happened, Alec would find his way into Magnus in more ways than one?
Shadowhunters - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/31/2016 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Only Human, an AH, AU Malec love story by openfire86 reviews
An all human love story based on Alec & Magnus from The Mortal Instruments. Rated M for scenes of smutty goodness. #malec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,556 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 4/18/2016 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A Demons Mark by Emiliana11 reviews
„Why have you never shown me your eyes?" Alec had never really seen Magnus cat-like eyes. So Magnus made Alec agree to a bet that he would show him his eyes if he could figure out what his other demon mark is. Although he never wanted Alec to know in fear he would turn away from him, Magnus was sure Alec would never find out. But what happens when de does?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
All You Had To Do Was Say It by winchesterobsession reviews
Maryse has been planting doubts within Alec's mind. Alec doesn't know how to say that he totally wants to fuck Magnus, until he gets jealous and springs into action. (Izzy is an awesome little sister. There is smut and there are feelings. Yes, it's Alec's first time but he turns into a confident sex god when he gets jealous, because of reasons.)
Shadowhunters - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/14/2016 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Do You Believe in Magic? by a-whisper-in-time reviews
Alec wants to experience Magnus' magic for himself.. ;)
Shadowhunters - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/10/2016 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
What You Give Me by BLav527 reviews
Peace of mind, warmth in heart, joyful soul is what you give me. Magnus and Alec spend a stormy Friday night together, discovering each other and all the things they feel and want to give.
Shadowhunters - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 4/28/2016 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Stressed Out (Saphael) by eviterna reviews
Raphael's stressed, but he does know a cure... (hint: it involves getting naked and Simon's dick)
Shadowhunters - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Simon L., Raphael S. - Complete
Silk by effulgentzeppo99 reviews
Simon gets super turned on imaging how hot Raphael was the night before, not realizing the object of his desire is sitting in the room with him. PWP and an added Malec bonus(:
Shadowhunters - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Simon L., Alec L., Magnus B., Raphael S. - Complete
Lock Your Damn Door, Warlock by dandelionsanddaisies reviews
Not that he could see much.Oh. From where he sat, Jace had a perfectly clear view of Alec's face and neck, covered with purple bruises. He had a perfect view of the way Alec's mouth was parted ever so slightly as moans left his lips, the way his teeth sunk into his bottom lip to try and contain them, the way his head pushed into the mattress as his back arched in pleasure.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/17/2016 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] Jace W. - Complete
Extasis by The Readers Muse reviews
He felt like an accident against Simon lips when the fledgling surged up and kissed him.
Shadowhunters - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 4/7/2016 - [Raphael S., Simon L.] - Complete
Malec 1x13 Missing Scene by neversleepingalwaysdreaming reviews
Bits of 1x13 from Magnus' POV. How did Camille smell Alec on Magnus when he had obviously showered and changed? And how did Valentine's men capture the HIGH WARLOCK AND BROOKLYN AND ONE OF THE BEST SHADOWHUNTERS unless they were preoccupied with something. Its just fluff, essentially. Summaries are hard, just trust me on this one.
Shadowhunters - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/8/2016 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Magnus B. - Complete
Just Another Girl Alone at the Bar by Elbowless-Rubber-Duck reviews
"Oh Ron-Ron, you're too funny," a feminine voice says, giggling. Hermione thinks she might vomit. In which Hermione pretends Tom is her boyfriend until he actually is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,512 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 124 - Published: 3/31/2016 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
Step Onto My Balcony by Lecrit reviews
Alec did not smoke. He hated smoking. He hated everything about it, from the smell to the taste. Yet, there he was, at ten in the evening, buying cigarettes at the grocery shop down the road for the only purpose of having an excuse to hang on his balcony and talk to his very handsome and very taken neighbor. Alec felt really stupid right now.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,533 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 3/14/2016 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] [Clary F., Jace W.] - Complete
Hold Back the River by Lecrit reviews
Lust, Alec had learnt to know, could be a powerful thing. It took over your body, clouding your judgment and your mind, making you powerless to your own desires. With time, he had also learnt that lust and love could sometimes be two very different things, not necessarily linked together. This was not one of those times.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,073 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 3/3/2016 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] [Isabelle L., Simon L.] - Complete
Mafioso by Meowmers reviews
She had no qualms about attending a wedding alone. And even if she did, she certainly wouldn't want to bring her boss—her attractive, intelligent employer who also happened to be some sort of mafioso. Tomione. M for a reason. Long one-shot. In which Tom is a part of the mafia, and Hermione knows.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,121 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 221 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Patrols and Potion Masters by SultryBookWorm reviews
Severus is set up for patrols with the new Hogwarts professor, and can't help but notice how attracted to her he's becoming. Smutfic *All characters belong to JK. I just borrow them from time to time.*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Piercing - A Valentines Day Magnus and Alec story by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
Its Valentines day and Magnus has prepared a romantic night for Alec, but Magnus has a new piercing, how will Alec react :)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Parent and The Professor by cleotheo reviews
It's parent/teacher evening at Hogwarts, and Hermione has to deal with Draco Malfoy, whose complaining about his son's grades. Can she handle Draco, or will tensions explode between the pair? Sexy one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 150 - Published: 1/27/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Intertwine by Love Rosie Bennett reviews
When Alec has to be traded so Jace can go meet the faerie queen, Magnus and Alec finally have some alone time. Lemons, Smut, all the good stuff :)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2015 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
So I'm Dating A Pornstar by FaustusianSutcliff reviews
Alec is a twenty three year old photographer in love with a man he's seen only on his computer screen. Magnus Bane. Porn Star extraordinaire. Magnus Bane has never actually been in love but he takes a fast liking to Alec during his photo shoot. Can these two make it work? (Corny summary. Sorry) Rated M for language and actions. Malec with Jace/Clary and possible Jace/Simon
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,376 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 7/6/2015 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
between fantasies and reality by MGO reviews
That meeting room... that damn meeting room with that glass door and hidden corner. Oh how Hermione dreamed about being in that hidden corner with a certain grey eyed co-worker. It's all just a fantasy... A Dramione smutty oneshot. AU WARNING, IT'S RATED FOR A REASON... LEMONS AHEAD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/14/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Meant to be by ArtemisFAYZ012 reviews
Malec fic. Alec is a freshman with a music scholarship. Magnus is a sophomore majoring in fashion design. And they seem to keep bumping into each other. Apparently, they are meant to be together. But will the secrets of Alecs past threaten everything? M rated for later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,061 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 7/30/2015 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Malec AU - A Different First Meeting by NiennorNight reviews
Malec AU where their first meeting takes place under different, less friendly circumstances... {Rated M for the last chapter. Just to be safe}
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Alec L., Magnus B., Chairman Meow - Complete
High School Never Ends by ArtemisFAYZ012 reviews
Malec high school fic. Alec is a newly outed gay student. Magnus is the new literature teacher. A few conversations and some secret smiles spark a whole new world for the both of them. Its against the rules and their own dirty little secret but as time will tell, age and status doesn't matter when it comes to love. M rated for a reason. If you don't like boyXboy, don't read.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 97,230 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Before Tessa Returns by soccermommaxie reviews
Will and Jem attempt to have a quickie before Tessa returns from shopping.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Tessa G., Will H., Jem C. - Complete
Wife Material by Brightki reviews
Hermione Granger, English Lit student, runs into a shady character in the library one day and after attempting to avoid him, finds herself sabotaged by her best friend and coerced into a date with the man: Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 96 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rental Exchange by FoxxyJ reviews
A May To December Romance Contest entry: "Professional architect seeks senior culinary student for rental exchange." Edward Cullen had no idea of the trouble he was in for the day he placed a simple advertisement to make his hectic life easier. Olderward x Youngella. Winner of The Temptress Award for Best Young Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,147 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blame it on Brunello by MoreBonesPlz reviews
Let's call this a prequel to episode 10x15. A little tale of the events on the evening that Booth believes explains just when Brennan came to be pregnant with baby #2. One-shot. Note rating.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/12/2015 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Falling For You by SiriuslyFour'sGirl reviews
An AU Malec story. All human. What happens when a socially awkward art student meets a sparkly dream? Will, Jem, and Tessa will make appearances as well. Rated M for the reasons we like Malec fanfics to be rated M ;)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 121,051 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Adonis, Take the Wheel by bornonhalloween reviews
When two able-bodied, aspiring artists take a gig parking cars on a snowy night, winter chills them to the bone-until they meet a sweet brunette whose smile could melt the polar ice cap. But will she notice Edward in the shadow of his more outgoing friend? Rated M, Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 131 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Eventful Morning by enod htiw ti lla reviews
Magnus wakes up to Alec's whims.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Some Like It Hot & Some Like It From Behind by vakarian honour reviews
Hermione throws caution to the wind and makes Draco an offer he can't refuse. (One-Shot/Post-Hogwarts/Rough Sex). Co-written with irl homie Craft Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/14/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
One Night at The Leaky Cauldron by kci47 reviews
The first-ever Hogwarts Alumni party allows everyone to relax and let loose. Hermione didn't come with the intent of finding a man…but then Neville walked in and all bets were off. [Written for smutty claus on lj, Hermione/Neville smut, full warnings inside.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,048 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/13/2015 - [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by HPfanonezillion
A sexy, sweet holiday one shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
The Perfect Moments by Alexandermylove reviews
Magnus has had many adventures but this is one road that he has never traveled down. Is he ready to take that final step with Alec? Another Malec proposal but this time it's- Alec's turn! (rated M for smut but you can still read if you don't like smut)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Synergy by RedStarsa reviews
At the edge of the second war Hermione has a favor to ask of her snarky potions professor. After all, she might not make it out and Hermione Granger is not about to die a virgin. Also fun prologue! Yay! -Mature readers please and thank you.- Also 'romance' may be a strong word, more like uh, sexy time!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
False Pretenses by mychemicalbitchbot reviews
Alec and Magnus have spent their lives dancing around the idea of soul mates-when they meet, will they still be able to avoid their soul marks?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B., Maryse L. - Complete
An Uncommon Occurance by starfirej23 reviews
A sexy scene between our dark potions professor and his favourite know it all. Don't read unless you plan on leaving wishing for more ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Little House By The Sea by MaroMonkey reviews
This is a mini series of some juicy lemons, of the three favorite couples of MI (Clace, Sizzy, Malec), told through some minor plot. There will be spoilers so you are advised not to read if you haven't read the books. If you decide to read be aware of the M rating cause there will be smut! Enjoy and review!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - [Jace W., Clary F.] [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Do you really wanna know by Scottishchick1786 reviews
After being stuck disillusioned in the library of Grimmauld Place, Severus Snape has to listen to the ramblings of drunken witches. But one conversation regarding a certain Gryffindor Princess, piques his interest. This short story was inspired by Michelle Pfeiffer singing 'Cool Rider' from Grease 2. Warning does contain smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Against All Odds by SiriuslyFour'sGirl reviews
Slightly AU Malec, set at the beginning of CoHF after Magnus visits Alec at the Institute. Will they resolve their problems and find a way back to each other? No Sebastian, no war, just Malec. Rated M for the usual reasons, language and sex/sexual references. ***This story was translated to Russian by Pennalesta at ficbook. net /readfic/4156293
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,284 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
City of Love by SiriuslyFour'sGirl reviews
This one-shot is a continuation of Chapter 5 of my fanfic "Malec Moments." It is set in CoFA when Malec is on their romantic vacation and Alec loses his virginity.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Oh, Master! by Ketchupwings reviews
Alec and Magnus decide to role-play and engage in some very kinky behaviour...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
The Wedding Rings by Masha19 reviews
He was the sweetest drug and she refused to give it up even at the expense of losing herself. Draco/Hermione, Post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,661 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Live Like A Muggle by onecelestialbeing reviews
Snape loses a bet to a sadistic friend who is intent on inconveniencing him, which causes him to seek help from the last person he would have ever considered. Written for Palathene for the 2014 summer SSHG LJ promptfest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,629 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Only Alec by dappleinhappiness reviews
Alec hasn't been home in a while and Magnus has given up all hope of him coming home now. Alec's fed up of missing Magnus so decides to do something about it. Yaoi and lemons inside so if out don't like that than run now. Comments and reviews awe always welcome!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
In Between by tellmesomethingnew reviews
You saw me before I saw you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/21/2014 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Glitter and Sandalwood by dappleinhappiness reviews
What happens when Magnus refuses to get out of the shower? Yes there's lemons and yaoi. It's my first attempt at yaoi so let me know how you think it went please?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Moving Day by SiriuslyFour'sGirl reviews
Alec moves back in with Magnus, this time for good. Adult themes, and plenty of emotion. Chapter 1 is also Chapter 10 in Malec Moments.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Twister! by K.CWrites reviews
Magnus and Alec admit secrets and Alec admits he has never played twister! Smut ensues!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Road to Hell is Paved with Good Intentions by XX0Jessie0XX reviews
Alec loses Jace somewhere in the chaos of the crowd and meets a strange man who just can't seem to keep his hands to himself. Malec oneshot. Rated M for a reason.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] Isabelle L., Jace W. - Complete
Parabatai by merick reviews
I just got to wondering just now Magnus Bane was able to save Alec, so I took the boys out to let them speak to me. I hope you enjoy this little fantasy of the way I think it could have happened.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
In the Rain by K.CWrites reviews
Alec and Magnus get into a fight and Alec storms out. Without any weapons and in the pouring rain! Rated M for lemons!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
69 by Laurielove reviews
Does what it says on the tin, with a bit of a giggle first. Snape, Hermione, and lots of numbers. One shot. Mature readers, please. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S., OC - Complete
His Eyes by Huaile reviews
Alec had never liked parties of any sort, but then he saw those eyes. They were ringed in liquid gold and black, greenish-gold pools of mischief, half-lidded. They were glowing in the dim light, and the way he was gazing at Alec made him flush and glance away.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
How Alec Got His Key by thedeadpen reviews
Magnus describes his new lover. Alec gets a key to his apartment, and perhaps his heart.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2014 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Extra credit by xxmillion reviews
Teacher/Student! Malec. Magnus starts an inappropriate relationship with his math teacher, all for the sake of extra credits. Teachers and student aren't suppose to have erotic thoughts about each other and most importantly not act out on them. Sexy and smutty.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Names by Aroudami reviews
Alec doesn't like the endearing term of their names combined into Malec, he wants it to be Alnus. Magnus is determined to prove to him that it can't be anything other then Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Another Rainy Day by ausland reviews
Fluff. Hermione and Severus sharing a quiet rainy day together and enjoying the peace and the other's company. M for fade-to-black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Sexual Conundrum by Lushgirl reviews
Oneshot AU rated NC-17. Penny has woes in the sack with Leonard. Maybe the guy in the bedroom across from them can help.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Chocolate Syrup by Brittanysway reviews
Valentine Special, CaR side story: Alec and Magnus decides to finally celebrate their first Valentines Day! Which contains angel wings, chocolate syrup and a happily ever after ending. Sexual content and fluff. You don't have to have read CaR to enjoy this story.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Weeks that Followed the Breakup by K.CWrites
Alec is miserable and lonely without Magnus. Jace takes some initiative and encourages him to go talk to him, although not much talking happens... Rated M for future smut.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,301 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Alec L., Jace W., Magnus B. - Complete
Just Right by llorolalluvia reviews
My entry for the Fairytale Challenge on the 'Lovers of the Potion's Master' Facebook group. I got Goldilocks and the Three Bears! Rated M, so beware. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
ReUnited by FireKillsRoses reviews
I hate the Malec break-up. Don't we all? Anyway, I'm not very good at writing but this is my version of them getting back together. One-shot. Hope you love it!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Heterochromia Canine Supervision by wolfofsheep reviews
Penny's looking after a friend's puppy and things get a bit complicated...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,363 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Invisibility Shield Occurrence by Daedaleopsis reviews
Fluffy Shenny smut. Because sometimes I just want them to get together... so there. May be slightly OOC. Read at your own risk, and don't flame.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Different by Magnus Glitter Bane Alec reviews
Alec moves out so he can hide his true self more easily. So he can keep his secrets to himself and live a life that he always planned to. But what happens when he has a neighbor who lives differently then Alec is used to. What happens when they meet and his word suddenly turns upside down? Will he let this flamboyant party boy crash into his life and change everything? AU/AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,159 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 7/22/2013 - [Magnus B., Alec L.] - Complete
Stranger Things Have Happened by LadyStiff reviews
If he had known who she was, he would never have hit on her, let alone slept with her. But things aren't always what they seem. Draco/Hermione. Fluffy stuff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Turn Me On by bexie25 reviews
Edward Cullen, well-known author, prepares for the release of his newest novel. During the last minute re-shoot of his book's cover, he feels an immediate attraction to the model and invites her to his Launch Party. Will he act on his desires? OS, M. Contribution to Fandom for Mexico.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,835 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
High Expectations by FantysmalAdorations reviews
It's a normal evening in the Bane apartment when Alec arrives home a bit late. One thing leads to another, and Magnus get's the best sex he's hand in a hundred years. Their first time together/ kind of fluffy/ one-shot Please review! :)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Saving Hermione by CharmedArtist reviews
Hermione is captured by Death Eaters and tossed into a cell. What will Severus Snape do to save her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Frosting by Magnus Glitter Bane Alec reviews
It's their first Christmas together and Alec's first Christmas at all. Wonder how this will end up. Hopefully Alec will survive. But there are some unexpected surprises coming his way... (This is a oneshot, twoshot, threeshot thingy. Because it was supposed to be a oneshot but evolved into something more.)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Take Some Initiative by MarcieDio reviews
When Alec is left alone in Magnus' apartment with nothing to do, what does he find after a quick look around? Something the warlock didn't expect. Warnings: Yaoi - Boy x Boy, smut - sex. Don't like, don't read. Leave a review to let me know what you think, and give me suggestions for other stories!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Copy Room by Edward's Eternal reviews
Sometimes flippant words are really the truth spoken out loud. What happens when someone overhears you and decides to give you what you secretly want but never knew?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,207 - Reviews: 7795 - Favs: 4,399 - Follows: 3,107 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Surprise by Intoxic reviews
Magnus has a surprise for Alec...but Alexander doesn't even suspect that this surprise will be a hot one. Will he like it? One- shot. Rated M
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Stark Raving Mad by SableUnstable reviews
Take one Christmas party, a cocky, overzealous Gryffindor, a bushy-haired bookworm and an arrogant, possessive, platinum blond Slytherin, who may or may not be a jealous git. Now, mix them all together and what do you get? One hell of a headache! Dramione one-shot, rated M for language and adult content. SEQUEL POSTED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 219 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Cormac M. - Complete
On Compliments by ahin reviews
When Alec refuses to think of himself as anywhere near "beautiful" (because really, if he was "beautiful" where would that leave Magnus?) his Warlock won't accept that quietly. Malec, Oneshot and Smut.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Too Long by Dani Rae11109 reviews
I finally got my 6 week clearance from my doctor today, Edward's parents have the baby, and I can't wait to have Edward. It's been far too long. Rated M for a reason, people! OOC ExB One-shot because I haven't written anything in forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Malec - a collection of missing moments by addict-writer reviews
There's not enough Malec in the books. Here you can find missing moments that needed to be told. Rated M just to be safe (for future chapters)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,793 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Making Up by HPfanonezillion reviews
Alec is upset at Magnus after an attempt at family togetherness ends in the warlock saying a bit too much and upsetting Robert Lightwood. Once they are home, Magnus very easily persuades Alec to forgive him in the way they both know best.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Because You Let Me by Mavennica reviews
Hermione wakes Severus in the middle of the night to satisfy an urge, but she gets far more than she bargained for. PWP, Anal, Bittersweet Fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Truth According to Tumblr by nikkipattinson reviews
I was completely addicted to his blog. I woke to it every morning and went to bed with it every night. He was the man of my fantasies and then I asked him a mundane question…. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,640 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 163 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More Fun Than Training by sharingoxygenwithyou reviews
["I have other ideas– ideas that are far more fun than sparring with Goldilocks– to make you sweat." Magnus practically crooned and Alec couldn't deny the effect it had on him.] Malec smut. Nothing more, nothing less.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Demon Wears Hermes by writingbutunpublished reviews
A night in turns in to more as Alec and Magnus try something new in the bedroom.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Settling Debts by MondayChardonnay reviews
Gryffindor has managed to beat Slytherin in Quidditch, meaning that it's time for Scorpius Malfoy to pay up. And Rose Weasley is definitely going to enjoy collecting. To the victor, the spoils. Outtake from "A Fine Line," but can stand on its own. Definitely rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/23/2013 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
A Fine Line by MondayChardonnay reviews
Everyone knows that Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley hate each other. They really, really hate each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 109,994 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
Welcome Home by Aroudami reviews
Magnus is home alone and he can't stand it. he's missing Alec and can't wait for him to get home. How does he pass the time? What shock is Alec in for when he finally comes home?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Interruption by nolongeractive123 reviews
Requested on Tumblr. Magnus and Alec fluffy/sexy times, but with a twist. Gonna be a series of at least 3 parts ;)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
just set the pace, and take the lead by ahin reviews
"Izzy, I really don't think this is a good idea after all." — "Trust me when I say it would make Magnus really fucking happy. Like really -fucking- happy." Malec two-shot; lapdance and smut
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,918 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Getting Past Broken by TycheSong reviews
When Hermione decides she can no longer live with the mental scarring wrought by her vicious assault at Malfoy Manor, she enlists the aid of her former Potions professor in exchange for holding his life debt fulfilled... a very lemony tale written for the SSHG Prompt Fest based on a prompt by Shiv5468. Winner of Best SSHG Threesome at the HPFanFicFanPollAwards (Fall/Winter 2013)!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,901 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Lucius M. - Complete
Anything For You by SparkingxWhitexAngel reviews
Set during City of Fallen Angels. NO SPOILERS! Sometimes well all become vulnerable and sometimes we all need that one person. Magnus certainly does...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Shiver by SuperWhoLockwithasideofKlaine reviews
Alec shows up at Magnus' house later than expected only to find a dismayed Warlock. Alec decides he needs to make it up to him.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Channel Five by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. Contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,216 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 245 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ice Cream Sunday by LucyBee143 reviews
Magnus gets caught up in a project runway marathon and leaves poor Alec in boredom all day. So to make it up to him, he takes Alec out for ice cream, with an extra treat for him when they get home that night. m/m **Lemon**
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Spontaneous Act of Desperation by GlitterGod reviews
Magnus and Alec have been separated by force. After weeks of not seeing one another, they come together with the help of the last person they both had expected. O/S, Mature scenes.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Our First by BleachMyGuitar reviews
Malec's first time. Rated M for sex.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Remember This by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
At work, she was in charge. She was the boss, the go-to person for all decisions. She was ruthless and demanding and utterly in control. At home, she was simply his. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,864 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 114 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getaway Grumbles by ArouraStar reviews
A story about Magnus and Alec's romantic getaway that happens in CoFA. This is a series of one-shots mostly based on little disagreements I imagine they had. Laughs, tears, tantrums, and, of course, steamy make-up scenes. M for lemons. Please R&R.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,243 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Piano Man by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
For three years, Bella has lusted after one of her clients, the beautiful, introverted pianist, Edward Masen. When a corporate error forces them together for the night, will Edward be able to offer her what she's really looking for in a man? A contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 136 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forgiven by jacksonkane24 reviews
Magnus thought that he was the only one who Alec found attractive. They get in an argument when Alec tells him about his other crushes. This 'Godfrey Gao' wasn't even that attractive! Rated M for Chapter 2 Lemon.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
You Can't Judge a Book By Its Cover by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Bella's been lusting after library patron Edward for a while. He appears to be the epitome of a perfect gentleman, but you know what they say about judging a book by its cover... Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tequila Brave by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Following a breakup, Bella believes that more than just her heart is broken. An alcohol-laden night with Edward reveals a secret she'd rather keep hidden, but her oldest friend is happy to show her that he can be everything she wants and needs. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 137 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The case of the broken door by Kuroneko Barbara reviews
Alec visits Magnus' house after their break up with the intention to talk things out and get back together. WARNINGS: slash, Alec x Magnus, pwp (maybe?) Sorry for the bad English :') (I've only started to write in English recently )
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Dance With Me by dragoon811 reviews
Hermione and Severus have worked together, developed a friendship; and guarded themselves too long. Hogwarts has decided to meddle...(Rated M for a reason, folks.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/20/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Sexy Distraction by HPfanonezillion reviews
When Alec starts talking about things Magnus doesn't feel in the mood to discuss, the warlock comes up with a way to get his mind on a more interesting topic.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Cufflinks and Mozart by Dena Gray reviews
Oneshot HGSS. Severus had just sat down to listen to Mozart when Hermione arrived at his door with a few surprises. She gives a belated birthday gift, but receives an education on the higher passions of classical music. PWP/EWE/AU complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,534 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mere Exposure Effect by Fly On Aya reviews
The mere exposure effect states repeated exposure increases liking. You might hate something at first, but after being exposed to it several times, you will come to love it. Such is the case with Magnus and his current infatuation. AH. WARNING: AN ALMOST SEX SCENE!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Gathering Closeness by sometimeswelose reviews
In COA, you don't really get to see how Malec forms, apart from, you know, what's important to the plot. So here's some imagined happenings. Characters belong to Cassandra Clare, and not to me. M because of reasons...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,846 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Tangled Up In You by AleeeeecLightwood reviews
It was supposed to be a fluffy one-shot, but kind of diverted from that. Magnus/Alec/Magnus Short about waking up together. A bit of pillow talk, innuendos, etc. Read and Review please.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Enigmatic Shenanigans by Risknight reviews
Someone has started a prank war. The problem is, no one in the group knows who. Or do they? Can Sheldon find out who is behind it all before things go too far? (Rating is for intimacy in chapter 10.)
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,098 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Where Love Blooms by Paige394 reviews
When Hermione's life is thrown upside down, can a certain ex-Hogwarts professor hold the key to her future happiness? WARNING: This will contain fluffyness, I don't do angst. OOC Snape. Rated M just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,916 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hands by EveryWordHandwritten reviews
Alec focuses on Magnus' hands. Drabble.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Suck Me by alterocentrics reviews
"Suck me," he commanded in a low tone. The words sent a shiver down the vampire's spine. "I can't," Simon replied. "If I take anymore, you could die." Jace chuckled quietly. "That's not what I meant." Jimon oneshot
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Jace W., Simon L., Maureen B. - Complete
Malec at Christmas by deanhasaclockworkangel reviews
Alec drops by Magnus' loft a few weeks before Christmas. Shenanigans ensue.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Noteworthy by Cybrokat reviews
Hermione is receiving notes from a secret admirer. Severus, naturally, knows nothing about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Round Two by UnchartedDarkness reviews
Magnus/Alec One Shot. Mostly fluff for all the Malec lovers.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Simple as Cake by ChubbyBunny reviews
Severus has an intense liking of sweets... and other things... Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Deep Fried Cupid by I M Sterling reviews
Severus has a lot to deal with on Valentine's Day. Rated "M" Fluffy, snarky, fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Now And For-Almost-Ever by Chaos Ride reviews
Paris was, of course, beautiful. Alec is determined to make this trip as memorable and meaningful for Magnus as it had been for him.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Class Time Surprise by Meladara reviews
It is ten minutes until the bell will ring and his students will flood the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, and Hermione is determined to get what she came for before time runs out. Rated M for a reason... ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Maybe Next Year by Savva reviews
If nothing else, Severus Snape was a very patient man. Severus Snape/Hermione Granger Romance. AU. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Merry XXXmas by RositaLG reviews
Another Christmas countdown of smut to keep us warm this holiday season. :) 25 words, 25 smutty oneshots. M alllll the way.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,108 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Trust Me by RZZMG reviews
When a curious Hermione Granger shows up at one of the BDSM clubs Neville Longbottom likes to frequent, she watches him dominate another woman's pleasure... and something unexpectedly shifts between them as a result. Her desire to learn all about his world of deviant, decadent sexual escapades may leave them both heartbroken. Post-Hogwarts-EWE (2003). Romance-Drama. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Neville L., Hermione G. - Complete
Alec's Nightmare by ceredonia reviews
Alec has a nightmare, and seeks comfort.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Lost Moment in Time by Tangerine1204 reviews
A lost moment in "Lines in the Sand," that I think all of us House/Cameron fans WISHED happened...
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2012 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Early Bird by starry-nights88 reviews
It's hard getting Simon to sleep through the night, but it's even harder getting him up the next morning. So hard, in fact, that Jace has to resort to desperately delicious measures to get Simon up.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
Our Time by Chewie4370 reviews
This was their time together, the moment Alec had been dreaming of since their first kiss. Magnus and Alec time together in CoA, when Alec took Jace place so that they could speak with the Seelie Queen.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Storm by Katara-alchemist reviews
Magnus isn't fond of water, so when it just so happens to be surrounding his house...well, it's not his favorite situation to be in. He's got a lovely blue eyed shadowhunter to keep him distracted though.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Aku Cinta Kamu by The Devil's Smile 666 reviews
Alec gives up on life due to a severe depression brought on by his break up with Magnus. Magnus finds him just in time and saves his life. He brings Alec to his house and the spend the night together.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
You and I by LisaLovesCurry reviews
A series of stories focusing on Magnus and Alec both their romance and their individual experiences during "The Mortal Instruments" series , this fic is rated M for eventual lemons. :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,866 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Making a Point by Jagger3 reviews
After Alec's day of training, he and his lover get into a debate over which takes more of a toll; fighting or energy. Both of them are quite ready to prove their point. Possibly multiple times. Rated M for violence and Yaoi.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Club Night by Katara-alchemist reviews
Alec had gotten used to go to clubs with Magnus by now. What he was not used to was running into long lost sort of ex-boyfriends there. A little fun with Magnus and Alec, based loosely on the work of the fan-fic author "Take Me to My Fragile Dreams."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Mango Sticky Rice by Adrelaide reviews
Set during the Seelie Court scene in City of Ashes. Alec finds himself trapped with one sparkling warlock, in a situation where anything can happen. What exactly does Magnus have in store for him? Cooking lessons, of course. Malec. Fluff. Drama. Dedicated to Wekya.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Only Words by Smut for the BDSM Lover's Soul reviews
Because sometimes words can be more vivid than descriptions. And because sometimes Alec just can't wait. -Phone Sex, basically PWP-
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
In Vivid Detail by DandyBoyDaniel reviews
Magnus tells Alec exactly what he'd like to do to him in vivid detail. Pure, unadulterated Malec smut. Rated M for explicit slash.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Seduction by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
Alec has become rather infatuated with the bed sheets and Magnus is beyond frustrated. "I'm just showing some proper appreciation." "Appreciation? Alec, you're molesting the sheets!"
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Hair Gel by Adrelaide reviews
"Wait, no! I want to make it look like a Lamassu!" "You're trying to make my hair resemble a Mesopotamian deity?" Magnus should've known better than to let Alec style his hair for a day. Malec. Fluff. Smutty smut. Dedicated to sparklingmagnus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Explosions and Cheap Titillation by writingbutunpublished reviews
Alec drags Magnus to the new Avengers movie. there will be smut!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Fetish by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
It started out as a fantasy. A sexy, naughty, cover-little-children's-eyes, make-adults-turn-their-heads-in-disgust sort of act. It was Alec's dirty little secret, something he didn't ever EVER want Magnus to find out about. Too bad for him that Magnus was never one to just sit back and wait for answers to come to him… Though it's not like Alec's complaining. Dom!Magnus Sub!Alec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,774 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Roomates by Jagger3 reviews
Alexander Lightwood has just moved away to college. They definatly left a lot out on stuff you had to be prepaired for; heavy luggage, getting lost, and horribly attractive roomates. Alec finds himself stuck with Magnus Bane, a fashion student who captures his heart without even saying hello. How can he survive the next few weeks with this person sharing his room? Rated M for Yaoi
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Baring It All by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Severus loves his wife's new purchase.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Lazy Night With Spiders by Jagger3 reviews
Alec and Magnus are having a night in, just relaxing and enjoying each other's company; but despite that things seem to get in the way. Everything from phobia's to secret shadowhunter phone calls. Finally Magnus loses his patience and decides to be selfish. Rated M for Yaoi.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Heart Where I Have Roots by NatesMama reviews
Brennan and Booth are reunited after three long months apart. A birthday fic for Bailey80.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/14/2012 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
A Place to Stay by Jagger3 reviews
Magnus's apartment has been trashed so he asks Alec if he could stay with him for a little while. Of course, they can't stay away from each other long, and a night together gives Alec the courage he needs to talk to his mother. But how will she resond to that? How will Magnus respond? Rated M for yaoi.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Lost and Alone by Jagger3 reviews
Alec has run away from the institute and it's all Jace's fault. All Jace can do is call Magnus and hope that the warlock can find his boyfriend. But will Magnus want to help out the person who's been keeping a wedge between him and Alec?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Turnabout is Fair Play by RositaLG reviews
Established AU relationship smut for my BrainTwin Sunsetdreamer. Seriously M to make today better.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2012 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Midnight in Pajamas by Jagger3 reviews
When the Lightwoods need downworlder assistance with the Accords, they turn to the High Warlock of Brooklyn. But when Alec ingnores this boyfriend throughout the entire meeting, Magnus decides to sneak into his room late at night and confront Alec about it.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Devil's Song by PyroLyfe13 reviews
Well I caught a demon in a mouse trap, one day behind the house. He said "please let me free. I'll do anything". Alec accidentally traps Magnus in a new trap he was trying out causing the warlock to pass out. What is a poor Nephilim to do? Warning M/M. Don't like, don't read
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Sneaking Out by Jagger3 reviews
Alec is grounded on the night he and Magnus planned to have some alone time. The Shadowhunter decided to finally act his age and sneak out to surprise his boyfriend,however it's him who ends up getting the surprise. Rated M for lemons.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Newbie by Jagger3 reviews
Magnus Bane, a telephone operator for romantic troubles, is stuck training the new kid; Alexander Lightwood. But working this closely with someone like like Magnus, Alec finds it hard to pay attention to his job. Rated M for lemons
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,994 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
For the first time by Im.losing.hope reviews
On the night of their one year anniversary, Magnus decides that he wants to take things further with Alec. It was going to be a night that neither of them would ever forget. AH AU Oneshot. Rated M R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Patience is a Virtue by Little Darling reviews
Severus has a dream about his pretty young wife... A/U, not in any way epilogue compliant, and brimming with smut. If that's not your thing, then pass on by.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The deal by galindaby reviews
It turns out that Alec doesn't really have an idea what being the High Warlock of Brooklyn actually means... And how will Magnus do as a Shadowhunter? Read and see!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,758 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Because I Love You by You're All So Vacant reviews
We all know the first time Magnus tells Alec he loves him, but how about when Alec first says it to Magnus? Set after they're seen kissing in COG.Malec slash.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
DeStressing Hermione by Misaki234 reviews
A drunken Hermione admits to the Twins that she has been sex-starved for the last few years. They set about trying to solve the problem...Hermione/Fred/George...M Rated
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Only Yours, Only Mine by Jagger3 reviews
It's the day of Alec's and Magnus's one year anniversary and Alec has a surprise for his boyfriend, unfortunatly Magnus is in a bad mood. Hopefully their anniversary won't be spent sulking. Rated M for lemons !
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
I Don't Usually Do This by Jagger3 reviews
Alec is on a date with a strange man called Magnus Bane. They end up at Alec's apartment later that evening for a beer and to relax, but it ends up to be something much more. Rated M for lemons
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Watching You Watching Me by WolfGirl1331 reviews
Brennan informs Booth of one of her favorite fantasies about him, and things get a little ... heated. Very heated. A hot and humorous little one-shot. Strong M rating right from the start. Adults only please!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/13/2012 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Detention by TattooShadow reviews
Hermione ends up in a detention like no other and it changes everything between her and Professor Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Every Day of My Life by duhitsangie reviews
Edward has a plan. A plan to make Bella his for the rest of his life. Pop the Question Contest Entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Face of a Loved One by Jagger3 reviews
Alec fights a demon that steals the face of the one you care about most. How could Alec ever kill that person? Thankfully that same person is there to help. Rated M for violence and Malec lemon
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
When To Stop Looking by sometimeswelose reviews
I imagine this would occur sometime around the beginning of COA. Magnus\Alec are characters from The Mortal Instruments series by Cassandra Clare. No affiliation. Just fanfiction. M for suggestiveness...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
A Week Without by Jagger3 reviews
Magnus is going away for business and leaves Alec alone. They plan to make it up to each other over the phone and when the warlock gets back. Rated M for phone sex and lemons.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Impala Improbability by Darkly Dreaming reviews
Sheldon is seduced by a car and Penny is seduced by Sheldon on said car. One shot of lemon, coming right up.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Beginning by ArouraStar reviews
Alec and Magnus' first date/kiss/everything else. M for lemony goodness. SLASH MALEC obviously . If you don't like slash don't read. It's that simple. R&R.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,585 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Rumor Has It by SexySloth reviews
There are some interesting rumors floating about the school revolving around our favorite Potions Master. What does Hermione have to do with it? Written for MistressSnape87! SS/HG. Rated M. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Seducing the Doppler Effect by MyOwnStar reviews
"Show me what you like," he said against her neck. She brought her eyes up to him and smiled... Some good Halloween themed sexy little story for the fun of it. Requested from & dedicated to: TJay M. ENJOY!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny
Hello New Boy by mothamaeghan reviews
Magnus falls for the new kid the first moment he sees him. Will the new kid feel the same? First FanFic, I will try my best at side pairings. M/A, J/C, I/S. R&R. BoyxBoy, don't like don't read.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 90,726 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
I Want to Grow Old with You by muaaimoi reviews
In which Penny finds that honesty is hard. Sheldon readily, and unknowingly agrees.Set in season 5. After The Infestation Hypothesis. S/P love! R&R
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Roses and Chocolate by chisora reviews
It's their first Valentine's together, and Alec decides to surprise Magnus with an unusual Valentine's gift. The Warlock repays him in the sweetest way. One-shot, lemon-lovin! Language and Sexual Content, Beware.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Birthday Cat by MagnusBanelover reviews
This was based off of a drawing on ! It's titled 'Birthday Cat'and it's drawn by ph34rthecuteones! It's so beautiful! Check it out and give it some love! Please enjoy this short-story! M Muffins! Had to change the rating cause I'm dirty!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Lay Me Down by hunter-liza reviews
Hermione has been ignored by her husband for too long and has decided that things must change. Mature readers only please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
What! I am a Good Girl by hunter-liza reviews
What do Severus Snape, Hermione Granger and Muggle night club have in common? Pure lemony goodness! Mature readers only please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hit The Bottle by ForeverPandora reviews
Ten years after the war, Hermione has returned to Hogwarts as a teacher. Eleven years after the war, she decides she will be the one to bring the spirit of Christmas to the dungeons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,535 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tears by twilightlover179 reviews
Bella comes home to a really pissed Edward. The reason for the fight, she's not really sure. and would like to find out too. This is how they do find out why's Edward's been all weird. Disclaimer: I only own the plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hoping You'd Say That by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Magnus has a very serious question for Alec. His answer could affect them both, in more ways than just the obvious. Rated M just to be safe.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,531 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Sweetness and licks by grrlinterrupted reviews
Alice, Jasper, silliness, sex. AH, a little OOC, PWP fluffiness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Hours by Dispatch22705 reviews
A look at 24 different sexy times between Booth and Brennan. One post for every hour. Rated M for mature sexual content and some frank language during sex.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,978 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Hypothesis by TwistedLittleAngel reviews
Brennan and Booth have been a dynamic duo for the past five years. For those five years, their work has been filled with sexual tension. So Brennan decides to test out a hypothesis... Rated M for sexual content and language. Possible oneshot
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Knight in Black Armour by diamond-helen reviews
An unlikely hero rescues Hermione from unwanted advances, where will it lead? Birthday fic for LoveHGSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Office Rendezvous by LoveDanielsNuts reviews
Lemony one shot, filled with office lovin'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Against the Wall with Remus Lupin by Laurielove reviews
Hermione, Remus, a wall and ... the rest. Content for older readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 125 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Abstract Hearts by s.grand reviews
D/Hr. "Her hair is wild and frizzy thanks to humidity and all night he's been fantasizing about plunging his hands in it, pulling her head back, putting his lips against her throat." Draco's inner monologue as he takes Hermione to bed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Let's Be Frenemies by FlubFlub reviews
Edward and Bella hate eachother, and Bella can't figure out why. One afternoon in the band room may change the way they see eachother. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bathroom Tower Eternity by BulletTimeScully reviews
Sometimes a bit of bathroom gossip can do a body good...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Role of a Lifetime by Erotica Challenge reviews
Edward had never heard of sexual role plays before Bella mentioned trying one together. Now an experiment in desire turns into an exploration of love and acceptance. This is a story about finding oneself while playing the role of a lifetime.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,901 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
While I'm gone by TheCherchBoy reviews
Magnus is leaving for a trip, and decides to spend his last night with Alec. Lemon/smut and fluff.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
I've got the hots for you by rickmanfan1978 reviews
Hermione's got a fever, literally
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Anything But trivial by Kh2os reviews
Takes place in CoFA, Magnus proves to Alec he is anything but tivial. Pwp, slash, full warning inside
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
When the stars align by RositaLG reviews
Sometimes, fate steps in when you least expect it. A B&B oneshot for Alexsmom's birthday!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Claimed By A Slytherin by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Hermione Granger had lost her bloody mind. At least, that's what the current circumstances would lead one to believe. AU HG/DM Hermione loses a bet and has to wear the claim tag of a certain Slytherin. Comedy, Romance, Fluff, Lemons and Happy Ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 170 - Published: 8/25/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Finding His Muse by Nolebucgrl reviews
Dirty Cheeky Monkey Picspiration Entry. He longs to write the perfect song. She longs to touch her husband again. Perhaps she can help him find his muse. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 144 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome home, Alec by DisturbingEmily reviews
Alec comes home after his two weeks abstence to his tease of a boyfriend. It's basically PWP, so obviously lemon inside. R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Against the Wall with Sirius Black by Laurielove reviews
Hermione finds herself in an intriguing position. HG/SB. One-shot. Older readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 145 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Morning Glory by sleepless.writer.mad reviews
Bella decides Edward has slept enough.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boyfriend's Tshirt by bleedforyou reviews
An ordinary night in the loft. Malec. One-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Changes by blacknails512 reviews
Magnus and Alec have been friends since the 5th grade. They're practically brothers. But when Alec starts having weird feelings for Magnus, feelings that brothers shouldn't have, will their friendship crumble? Or turn into something bigger? AU. L8r lemons
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,008 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Reaper by Dr. Blind reviews
"Death followed me through the years. I always felt him on my heels, watching my every move. Waiting. Death was always waiting." Magnus is unwilling to die, until the night he meets Death himself. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Damn by TheSparksSoApparent reviews
Bella's sex life takes a turn for the best when she meets Edward. Unfortunately her grades take a turn for the worst. Oneshot based off of "Damn" by The matrix and Katy Perry. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shooting Around the Moon by OpheliaMaree reviews
Just a little snippet of Dramoine, 'cause I can. PURE SMUT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Coming Home by RositaLG reviews
What happens if Booth is sent on a training mission in Iraq before he gets a chance to ask Brennan for more? AU Rewrite of Season 5
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,848 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole by Chloe Winchester reviews
Magnus decides to try a little something with Alec, and leads to all the fun he can handle. LEMON DrunkFrisky!Alec Happy!Magnus Malec ONESHOT
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Make Me by Feesleyfordraco reviews
She tries to struggle but he overpowers her easily. He leans down and huskily whispers in her ear. "What's wrong, Princess? Late for the ball?" Oneshot for 2011 DMHG Fic Exchange! Rated M! Graphic Adult Content including Dub-con and anal-play.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Appreciation by InTheClosetFangirls reviews
Alec asks a favour then shows his appreciation. I'm new to this sort of thing Enjoy xx
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
69 Smutty Nights with the Snapes by ArsenicAngel reviews
69 different fics about the smutty encounters of Hermione Granger and Severus Snape. Lots of lemons, limes, and U nresolved S exual T ension . Based on the prompts from the LJ community, smut 69. Prompt for each story listed in the A/N sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Close Encounters by ThroughTheTrapdoor reviews
Draco and Hermione can't stand each other, but they also know that they just can't stay away. But what happens when the two get a bit careless? Will they be found out? Written for my own "any pairing goes" one-shot challenge. Credit to icerelief2004!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Relief by Write.My.Dreams reviews
Sequel to Frustrated but can be read alone. Malec Lemon! Having Alec over for the night turns into being something much more than what Magnus had planned. And he's gotta admit, it's about time he's finally getting some relief. Summary's crap I know.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Only You, Severus Snape by LoveHGSS reviews
Summary – Hermione receives a harsh reality check about her marriage to Ron, and Severus Snape is there to pick up the pieces.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Another Malec iPod Challenge? by NerdyBookLover reviews
I've already done one of these things, but I really wanted to write some Malec again. Just some drabbles for my favorite MI couple. Rated for language, sexual themes, and my paranoia.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Morning After by HTi reviews
Alec wakes up in Magnus's bed after a wild night. Rated M for lemon. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Shameless by Kat Evans reviews
Smut. Yes, smutty, hot, tortuous sex. Light bondage and heavy passion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Release by Laurielove reviews
A moment arises between Hermione and Professor Snape. Short one-shot. M readers only, please. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Exercise in Self Indulgence by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
Sequel to Exercise in Self Restraint. Booth's turn to dictate the rules for the week and surprise Brennan with his dirty mind. M for all the usual reasons. Not necessary to read the first part, though some things might be referenced. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,565 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Fact, Not Fiction by anne-writes reviews
Another marriage law fic... but slightly different spin. And a deliciously refreshing ending, if I do say so myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Nothing Left by RemusAndRomulus reviews
When Remus turns up on Hermione's doorstep after reaching his breaking point, she offers him comfort in the only way she can think of. Rated M for sex and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unexpected Encounter by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Hermione is being chased by Death Eaters and ducks into a most unusual place to hide, completely shocking our favorite Potions professor! Answer to a challenge I found and thought extremely amusing. Danger, fluffy fun, romance, lemons and a happy ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/3/2011 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
High Up An Apple Tree by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Hermione and George escape the St Patrick's Day festivities to spend some time alone high up an apple tree. GeorgeHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
A Night to Remember by carlislelover83 reviews
Summary After a rough day at work and a rough day with three kids, will Edward and Bella be able to find time together? One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Way to Apologize by Maca Martina Parket reviews
"Only 50 lines Miss Granger? Tisk, tisk. I had though of you as a much faster writer." "Sorry sir" "No need for apology, Miss Granger. But I do believe this punishment isn't good enough... to... teach... you... a lesson!"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Preoccupied In Potions by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Hermione is having scandalous daydreams about her Professor. What will he do when he accidentally picks up her thoughts? Romance, comedy, lemons, a bit of drunken folly, and a happy ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/25/2011 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Mile High Club by LoveIsInTheAirContest reviews
Bella joins the mile high club and discovers a new kinky side of herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Breakdown in the Lift by NatesMama reviews
Trapped in an elevator, Booth and Brennan finally face the truth of each other. Mind the rating, y'all.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/23/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Snow Cone Titillation by Cantodevil reviews
Sheldon wants Penny to make a snow cone. Now.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny
Doraward & Swipella A Chances OuttakeOneShot by AmoreBella88 reviews
It had been so long since we'd been… intimate… and my body was craving for him, hard. So, I did what any normal, horny girl would do… I stole his pants. Or, at least, I would be from now on. Rated M for language and other lemony reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfect Timing by NatesMama reviews
After a night of drinking and temper tantrums, Booth and Brennan might finally get it right. A one shot for BrainySmrfs birthday.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/18/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Make Love To Me by Pesky Ixy Pesternomi reviews
my very first lemon cake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Water Vapor Vexation by EvenAngelsFall22 reviews
It should have been easy. Sheldon ruins Penny's date, Penny ruins Sheldon's shower. Yes, it should have been very easy indeed.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny
You Can't Do That With a Candy Cane by IRead2DamnMuch reviews
Mistletoe brings Severus and Hermione together one Christmas Eve. When things start to get hot, that's their cue to leave, but not before Severus gets some candy canes. Written for a little Christmas story, is now being poster two months later. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sheldon's girlfriend by Trbl reviews
Follows "Sheldon's plan." Rated M for later chapters. Shenny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,454 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
End of a Long Week by vbfb1 reviews
This is a little Lemon Drizzle I wrote for Jasper's Naughty Girls.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Dancing with Devils by diamond-helen reviews
A red dress, dancing, and previously hidden desires make a happy witch, SB/HG/RL. Birthday fic for angelically-devilish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Midnight Ice Cream by diamond-helen reviews
Hermione goes looking for a snack in the kitchens of Malfoy Manor and gets more than she bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Boring, Black, and Shiny Piano Tops by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"I've been at a halt with my creativity," I said, leading her out towards my piano, "and I think it might help if I had something more… stimulating to look at than a shiny piano top." -Lemons galore. Written for Dirty Cheeky Monkey's Squeeze my Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Truth will out by KathAdrian reviews
Severus and Hermione have been together for quite some time now. They will learn that no matter how hard they try to hide, secrets have a way of getting out. FIRST TRY IN ENGLISH, I'M NOT ENGLISH-SPEAKING. SSHG what else ? R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Christmas Tree by JaneDoeishere reviews
Magnus is holding his annual Christmas party while Alec fails to realize the eggnog is spiked.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Smart and Sexy by bethalaina reviews
Why did Ginny keep setting her up with boring, scrawny, uninteresting dates? Hermione had told her she wanted a man, a real man. another old one from LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Fa Lalala by ignorethisaccount123 reviews
He really should be paying attention to her, but he's distracted. Because, you see, while she's yelling at him, she just so happens to be doing it in her knickers and bra. - How Draco and Hermione celebrate Christmas Eve through the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What would you wish for? by Laurielove reviews
It is Hermione's nineteenth birthday, but her Potions Master would seem to be in no mood to celebrate or even acknowledge it. M readers only, please. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Judge a Book by its Cover by remuslives reviews
Hermione's reading and Remus can't stand not knowing what it is. Birthday fic for Lmfao.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Pretty Persuasion by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
DracoHermione - WINNER OF THE NOVEMBER 2010 TWIN EXCHANGE CHALLENGE - Sick of Draco's constant disinterest in socializing with her friends, Hermione decides to follow a different course of persuasion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
They Would Never Understand by HexxKitten reviews
**COMPLETE** ONESHOT after the war the students return to school for a belated 7th year, and romance blossoms in an unexpected quarter Angst, Fingering, HJ, Language, M/F, Oneshot, Oral adult story - the characters are not underage
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Discovered by MischiefHasBeenManaged reviews
Hermione and Severus had been in a very steamy relationship since she was at Hogwarts, but what will happen when they get discovered? Rated M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In Bed With Remus Lupin by GreenEyedBabe reviews
After Slughorn's party, Remus wakes up hungover and stark naked. Realizing that he's slept with Hermione, who is his best and only real friend these days, he runs and hides out of fear of her regretting their drunken night together. One-shot. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
The Captain Morgan Culmination by EvenAngelsFall22 reviews
It doesn't bother her that she's slept with thirty one men, it bothers her that Sheldon thinks she has.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
A Mask of Gold by HellsPrettiestDemon reviews
Albus Dumbledore loves the holidays and is hosting a Halloween Costume dance, masks required. When Snape meets a masked beauty at the open bar what kind of shenanigan will they get into? X-Posted to AFF. [HAS BEEN PUT BACK INTO IN PROGRESS STATUS AS OF APRIL 24TH 2013. WORKING ON A NEW CHAPTER.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Deeper by remuslives reviews
Hermione gets seduced by Fred and George, not that she's complaining. Winner of the Twin Exchange October 2010 Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Blind Date One Shot by eles reviews
Bella agrees, against her better judgment, to go on a date with her friend Alice's co-worker's brother. After some coaxing from Alice and one sexy dress, Bella makes it to the restaurant. Watch the sparks fly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,691 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mine! by laffers18 reviews
This was my pressie to the brilliant Natesmama...only criteria...WALL SEX! Always fun so here we have it...Wall sex Laffers style! B&B and smut...my first attempt and i think it went pretty well! Gotta love the smut! ONLY a 2 shot...now complete. :
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,920 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Becoming One by Dream4aSleepyZombie reviews
He told her when they got home, he was going to rectify a bad decision he made... well guess what? They're home and it's time to make up for a little lost time. Smut/Fluff.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/5/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Right Beside You by savinesnape reviews
Severus Snape's birthday is fast approaching. How can Bill and Hermione pull him out of his melancholy mood. A threesome fic written for Severus's Big Bang Birthday Bash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,334 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Salt on Her Skin by nelliesbones reviews
Who could take Temperance Brennan and Seeley Booth and send them to the beach? Oh, right, Angela... and me. Sunny sweetness I wrote during my holidays. As always: Spoilerfree, warmhearted and M for a reason.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,621 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/25/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Good Neighbor Irregularity by naughtykittekat reviews
She could not stand it anymore. They constantly bickered. And there was seemingly no end to it insight. She knew there must be some way to truly get to him beyond the usual strikes. The results of her theory were unexpected. RATING CHANGED!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Learning Curve by smurff reviews
Hermione's good at everything. Well, not everything. She learns that some things take practice. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Allegiance by Dispatch22705 reviews
Here's the Labor Day: Naked Booth on Top Edition story. Like always, Booth and Brennan have a disagreement and the best way I know how for them to solve it is for them to get naked. Some plot, mostly sex. Mind the rating for language and nudity.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,738 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/6/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Solving the Unsolvable Puzzle by linlawless reviews
Severus helps Hermione cope with her frustrations when she discovers he possesses a talent she only wishes she had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Always Trying To Live It Up by lizook reviews
"Did you miss me, Agent Booth?" "Of course." No, not a post S5 finale, just one where Bones had to spend a weekend away from DC.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Promises, Promises by TheTruthBetween reviews
Angela witnesses a conversation... PWP
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [S. Booth, T. Brennan] Angela M. - Complete
Most of the Time by angelically-devilish reviews
WINNER OF THE TWIN EXCHANGE AUGUST 2010 CHALLENGE - "What do you mean, MOST of the time?" he demanded. She smiled ingenuously. "I have no idea what you're talking about, Sirius, darling" she said sweetly. Sequel to 'A Late Night Rendezvous'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
it started with a moan by DracoAndHermioneGetItOn reviews
Re-posting this. Needed to fix some TextEdit to Microsoft Office errors. Hermione moans and starts and gets Malfoy going.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The chill in the bones by Tinuviel Rose reviews
Booth and Bones get caught out by a snowstorm and have to keep each other warm. Not much of a plot but hey.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
What We Lost In the Fire by tala-hiding reviews
When Booth's apartment is lost in a fire, Brennan reminds him of what he has gained.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Collision by anne-writes reviews
HG/SS have always hated each other, and their year-long marriage-law marriage has been full of secrets and silent seething. Hermione flirts with Lucius at a Malfoy ball, Severus snaps, a vicious argument in a garden, lemons... and a happy ending? 1-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Comfort in His Arms by firstadream reviews
RE-POST! "There's only one bed..." Brennan has a nightmare and Booth is there to comfort her. Some good, old-fashioned, B&B loving. Enjoy!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Subtle Art of Gifts by TheLadyofSlytherin reviews
A painting causes quite a stir as Severus's Birthday draws closer. Beware: Mature Content and transparent plot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Dance, A Kiss, and A Date by lcvald reviews
Hermione attends the latest ministry ball alone. A past crush makes her night one to remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Detention to Remember by passion and love reviews
What Hermione wants, she gets, and what she wants is the potions master.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Hermione's Happy Housewarming Party by linlawless reviews
Hermione throws herself a housewarming party, and even Severus is surprised when he shows up. A 1-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,569 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
With A Red Bow by LoveHGSS reviews
It's Hermione's 21 birthday and needless to say is drunk and decides to confess, via a letter, her deepest secret... what she didn't expect were his replies... Chunks of DH thrown into the trash bin. Lemons. Mature Content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,319 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Take Me Or Leave Me by LoveHGSS reviews
Hermione gives Severus an ultimatum and he takes it a little differently than what she had meant. Lemons with a mild plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Two, plus love, equals One by Dispatch22705 reviews
Naked Booth on Top Holiday Series: Memorial Day Edition. Booth has a cook out, and... you know what? It doesn't matter. Booth. Naked. On Top. Soft M, lovemaking.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/19/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Striptease on the Camera by fictitiousgirl08 reviews
Bones is tired of waiting for Booth, so she decides to seduce him with a little help from their webcams.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Result of Recovery by mwalt reviews
Brennan accompanies Booth home after he is released from the hospital after being tortured. She lets slip just how much she cares.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
His Saviour by GallifreyanLady reviews
Random Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Barty C. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Let's Just Lay Here and be Lazy by lizook reviews
”Nothing wrong with enjoying the holidays instead of stressing out over them.”
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Lustful beginings by Dr Madness reviews
What if Agent Booth and Dr Brennan's kiss had led to something much more outside that bar? Strong M for scenes that should have been in the episode, however were best left to me to write I guess. WARNING- Spoilers for 100th episode and for 100% smut.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/13/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Truth or Dare by THE QUEEN OF THE LAB reviews
Someone pointed out a stupid typo I made, so I fixed it and decided to repost. This has been done, but this is my spin of a game of Truth or Dare with our favorite Squints and G-Man. I suck at summaries, but please read. M cause, well, you'll see.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,296 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
It's Time to Play by lizook reviews
Shouldn’t we start for the hotel so you can claim that award?” “I don’t think so. I’m enjoying this award a lot more.”
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Pray for George who offends Booth and Brennan by Hannah Taylor1 reviews
A cautionary tale for those who would cross Booth and his lady love. Warning: Fluff, fluffy, fluffier, fluffiest! :
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/11/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
When You Come Back Down by Hannah Taylor1 reviews
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, as Bones discovers during a leave of absence from work. Pure, fun fluff. Rated M, just for safety's sake.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/11/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Exercise in Self Restraint by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
B&B are in an established relationship and Brennan has a naughty proposal for Booth which involves tons of frustration. Like any of my stories, I try to keep BB in character even as they are doing very dirty things together. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,266 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Bowl Full of Cherries by MystressXOXO reviews
Severus, Hermione, and a bowl full of cherries.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Be Late by Elphie Bubble reviews
Snape assigns detention to Hermione... Yeah, it's shameless smut. Review, please! :D Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Snape's Black Towel by moni1914 reviews
Hermione walks in on Snape wearing nothing but a towel.--rated m for possible future chapters. oh yea i own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Never Say Never by danakate reviews
Sheldon and Penny play the drinking game "Never have I ever..."
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Dinner at Home by maia.maiestas reviews
There is only one thing Bill Weasley wants, and just when she's about to walk away he takes her home. And Hermione is not one to let good thing pass by either. WARNING: smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
You Burn Me Inside Out by lizook reviews
Besides, he was a good guy, her closest friend, why wouldn’t he offer the use of his washer?
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Bad Kitty! by Emertheawesome reviews
Crookshanks thinks that Hermione needs to get laid. He's such a clever kitty!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tall, Ginger and Handsome by WeasleyForMe reviews
Candle lit dinner, new black dress, and an evening full of promise - if only Mr. Tall, Ginger and Handsome would return home!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
How Seeley Booth Got His Day Back by Dispatch22705 reviews
Booth realizes that he missed out on one of his Fantasy Days, and yet somehow decides it’s HIS job to make it up to Brennan. Turns out, he decides to make up for a lot of lost time. Established B&B relationship-based in previous Fantasy and Reality Weeks.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,997 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/6/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Let's Play by SSJL reviews
I'm the first to admit that in sexual situations, I have indulged in role-playing. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,991 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
You Read My Mind by lcvald reviews
Another Snape/Hermione romance. See what happens when Snape listens in to Hermione's thoughts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Secret by brandy01 reviews
Hermione Granger has a secret that could ruin her forever... SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Denim and Velvet by eiradis reviews
Hermione and Severus don't like the costumes Minerva picked for them. Or maybe they do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Maya's Story by TRUSSELL33 reviews
Special request story. Booth finally shows Brennan that everything really does happen eventually. What I think we all would have liked to see the second episode of Season 5 lead to. This is a one shot.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/28/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
No Way in Hell by BtrixMcG reviews
Is Booth really turned on by a dominant Brennan?
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,454 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Cherry Pie by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Two prefects, one slice of pie, one explosive exercise in learning to share. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 68 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Playing The Game by VerumProbitasVitaPietas reviews
Severus and Hermione play a game
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Creature of Habit by Bella-Jade83 reviews
Sheldon Cooper finds out that he's not always a creature of habit, all he has to do is banish a certain someone to find out. This is my take on what should have happened during The Panty Piñata Polarization.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Unbelievable by blue artemis reviews
After the date, Severus and Hermione spend their first night together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In the Dark of the Night by Glowing Ember reviews
Good intentions go awry when Draco tried to comfort a heartbroken Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Predicting the Future Brightness by margaritama reviews
A night among the stars brings two unlikely people together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Truths & Consequences by lp2k reviews
Hermione and Snape attempt to improve their working relationship at Hogwarts with a friendly evening of music and games.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
You don't know what you do to me by starfish001 reviews
Penny and Sheldon, one shot smut in a car park. That's about it, really. Missing scene from The Grasshopper Experiment. Just written and posted, sorry for any mistakes...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Three Months by Lady Lioness reviews
Sequel to 'Optimal.' Penny and Sheldon communicate by emails while he's away. penny/sheldon
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
I'm Giving In by KCakaAlice reviews
Entry for Love Through Lemons Contest**** Edward has been chasing Bella for months with no luck. What happens when Bella finally gives in?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Progression by Andy101 reviews
don't doubt my feelings for you because they are as real and constant as my heart beats" things heat up over a glass of wine and Alec finally confesses his feelings for the high warlock.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Grading Papers by grtchn reviews
Bella and Edward are teachers. Bella is grading papers and Edward thinks she needs a break and distraction! Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. AH/OOC. Lemon. Better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wake Up Calls by MonaCK reviews
When someone very close to Booth dies, he turns to the person he trusts the most.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
I Want Candy by trizfores reviews
Hermione asks Severus for candy, but is that what she really wants? A little smutty oneshot with our favorite couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Disarray of Panties by Bella-Jade83 reviews
Penny adds a new routine to Sheldon's laundry night.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
She's Mine by Writer Unblocked reviews
There are a lot of things that Booth loves about Brennan, but what does he love the most? Short oneshot, lots of BB lovin!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
A Kinky Night by MelissaRM19 reviews
Magnus has Alec right where he wants him...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Booth, Brennan, and the Wall by DNAisUnique reviews
The title pretty much says it all. Rated M!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/14/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Neville gets an O by Feefola reviews
HG/SS One Shot... Neville's almost perfect potion causes Snape and Hermione to have a little problem... SMUT... M for a reason... Canon, very AU...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Alec Please by DarkInuangel reviews
Alec has to go home but Magnus wants him to stay. What will happen when Alec agrees to let Magnus try to convince him not to go. AlecxMagnus Chapter 2 is here!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Little Black Dress by rosedemon54 reviews
Hermione has found the perfect little black dress and Severus decides to show how much he likes it on her. Language, adult situations, adults please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Tease Me by Writer Unblocked reviews
Brennan knows how to tease, but can she handle a taste of her own medicine? B&B smutty oneshot. If not your cup of tea, perhaps you shouldn't read.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
First Night in the Cottage Edward & Bella BD by writeit reviews
The DETAILED account of the first night Edward & Bella spend together in their cottage in the woods.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Would You Kill Me? Unrated by Horcrux7 reviews
Alone for once, Hermione asks Draco, "Given the opportunity, would you kill me?" Only, his reaction isn't quite what she expected. *rated M for sexual content* "Unrated" version of the story of the same name.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
PreWedding Jitters by Jenniven reviews
Edward and Bella have a night they'll never forget...BEFORE the wedding. Mostly smut, some fluff. One shot. Slightly OOC. though we don't really know how E&B are in the sack, so maybe it's not so OOC ; ..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Seduction by Glowing Ember reviews
Who knew food could be so seductive...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Choose Paradise by Aloemilk reviews
Temperance invited him on a vacation getaway. It's hot, and the place they're staying at has a swimming pool for them alone. How would have Adam and Eve enjoyed the place?
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Silver Bells by Somigliana reviews
Spend Christmas morning with Severus and Hermione set in the Silvering Divide universe .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sinner In Me by Siobahn Holloway reviews
Sexy one-shot. AU AH Edward plays a song for Bella and she rewards him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dark Clouds by brandy01 reviews
Hermione Granger is a married woman, and Severus Snape is a man who doesn't really care about that. With Christmas looming right ahead of them, Hermione has a decision to make... Written for the Granger Enchanted Christmas Challenge '08, using prompt #6.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
More Than Just Try by MandaPanda0905 reviews
Edward finally gives Bella what she wants most. One night with him while she's still human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Distractions by Sic Et Non reviews
It’s not easy being the clumsiest waitress in town, but is it really Bella’s fault that the bartender is so distracting? AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I've Missed You, This, and That by trizfores reviews
Hermione finally arrives home. Smut, smut, and smut! Need I say more? It's a PWP with SSHG. R&R pls.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Cake by goldenmeadow reviews
Bella decides to test her newly discovered skills when Edward tricks her into tasting some wedding cake samples. In character, post-Eclipse pre-wedding. Oneshot. Lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Date Night by RedChevy reviews
One shot. Written for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest. Edward is anxious to see Bella again after a week apart, making plans for their reunion. What happens when Bella has made plans of her own? AU AH OOC BXE. First Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Discovered Desires, Dangerous Desperation by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
For the Dirty Talking Edward contest: A year after Bella is changed she's driven Edward insane because she doesn't have time to spend with him. So he drags her off to a remote forest in South America to teach her a lesson. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Release by my-alter-ego-100 reviews
Bella seeks release but Edward doesn't seem to want to give it to her, so she'll find her own. One shot AU All human, R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Presents by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward saves Bella from her 50th birthday celebrations, and then he gives her what she really wants. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Popsicle by Emma Hardy reviews
Takes place at the end of "New Moon," with the ending being much different, supposedly deeming the sexual tension "Eclipse" and most of "Breaking Dawn" unnecessary. Edward and Bella's first time, after finally reuniting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,775 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Independent Study by TimeTurnerForSale reviews
A HGSS one-shot. "Quite a vocabulary."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wicked by tashiegurl reviews
It's that time of the month again for Bella, and there's only one thing on her mind. One-shot. LEMON.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Control by jadoreparee reviews
When Edward comes home from a hunting trip with Emmett, what does he find but a willing wife ready for her own hunt. E/B, Breaking Dawn spoilers: Vampire!Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Making a Move by refya reviews
Hermione keeps visiting Spinner's End. Severus thinks it's just because she enjoys his books. He's wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Picture Perfect by BubblesBlossomButtercupBumble reviews
My third entry for Jayeliwood's contest! Photographer Edward. What happens when Edward enters a contest of his own?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let It Be Forever by Song Angel reviews
Hermione's life begins to fall apart right before her eyes. When she feels that she can't take anymore, hope comes from an unexpected source.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,959 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Cellphone Seduction by Weirdly Anonymous reviews
Warning! Adult themes ahead. Hermione forces Draco to keep a cellphone and he one day hears something shocking! Will this forever change his view of this muggle contraption?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Never by RavenclawGenius reviews
HGDM: Fluff and smut. Draco needs a friend and a place to stay. Hermione needs more than that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Advice to a New Husband by tonksinger reviews
But I consoled myself through the tacky, overdone reception and the saccharine cake with one thought, one question for you, Mr. Weasley: Do you know what she likes? I know what she likes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Captain Morgan MisAdventures by Booth's Angel reviews
Tag for 1x18: The Man With the Bones. Exactly how high is TB's perv swerve, and can Seeley possible keep up? This story is rated M for a reason! Strong Sexual Content. Adults Only Please. ONE SHOT!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/1/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Gaining Confidence by remuslives reviews
Hermione helps Bill feel like his old self. One-shot for KaraSays's birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bill W., Hermione G. - Complete
And the Band Played On by Jack of the North reviews
Hermione's having fun celebrating the end of the war with her friends. But there's someone who can make the party a whole lot better...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Organic by crearealidad reviews
Coffee grinds, exfoliation, and a morning ritual re-invented. B/B
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/8/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
One With You by mia101 reviews
A follow-up to "Never In Dream" from Brennan's POV.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Never in a Dream by mia101 reviews
Booth's dreams keep getting disrupted and he isn't very happy about it. What happens when he gets interrupted for the last time? A little humor and fun to balance out all my angst...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/20/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Coitus by willgirl reviews
After a date, Brennan finds herself unexpectedly at Booth's door. B&B, Rated M for Smut!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Just Around The Corner by foolformisery reviews
The moment he left her side, Veronica made a run towards the spot Logan occupied, a plan already forming in her currently naughty mind...One shot,fluff with a little tiny bit of drama and a HUGE bit of smut :P Happens in my imaginary LoVe future :
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
Take This Longing by machshefa reviews
A birthday celebration for Severus and a particularly special gift. Written for Potions Mistress for her birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
If We Didn't Have The Line by bea.tricks reviews
Who can resist dirty talk in public places? Oneshot... in three, no four... four parts! BB. Complete!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Fantasies Fullfilled by xoxomrshmalfoyxoxo reviews
Hermione is having forbidden dreams and there is only one person that can help her get over them. Will she succomb to a dangerous affair? And what will happen if she gets too involved...? HGSS and a bit of GWRL. M for smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,407 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Everything Changes by inadaze22 reviews
“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,191 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 5,255 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Once by Laire Ankale reviews
Hermione forgot about Snape, until he happened upon her store. Six years after graduation, she decides to go after what she's wanted for ten years. HGSS. AU. Oneshot. Lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Tutelage of Hermione by Operamuse reviews
In order to overcome her fear of physical intimacy, Hermione gives Severus permission to take up the role of teacher once more by giving her a crash course in love making. Short fic about SSHG. There will be lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,586 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hook, Line and Sink Her by LaiksMarei reviews
Double talk leads to double pleasure for a certain Potions Master.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Men in Her Life by willgirl reviews
Booth tries to keep his jealousy in check when it comes to all the men in Brennan's life! Rated M for smut!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Salad Bar Really? by Bellabun reviews
My CBC entry for Red's Jealousy prompt. Okay rating upped for good reason! Smutt alert, now complete!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Exact Calculations by mayadidi reviews
written for the 2007 gift exchange as a gift for Fawkes Flames. Hermione uses Arithmancy to find her soul mate. He doesnt agree with her and she tries to convince him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,376 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Be My Valentine, Professor Snape by Ms-Figg reviews
A very tipsy and determined twentyseven year old Hermione gets it in her head that it's a sad, sad thing Severus Snape is no one's valentine after playing chaperone at the Annual Valentine's Day dance at Hogwarts. A spicy encounter is in the making.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Take Care of You by WeHaveACase reviews
Please Tempe, let me take care of you. He whispered and after a moment, she nodded. Post Aliens in a Spaceship, Rating bumped up for sexual situations...First in the Care Package.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Heat Wave by niah1988 reviews
Extreme heat can lead one's mind astray. Rated M for sweat and the other S word.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
I Love You More by sexxyscrabblebabe reviews
Hermione is awake, Hermione is determined, and just maybe, Hermione's in love. So corny, but I love corn, so I'm gonna go ahead. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Potions Master For Sale by Soul Bound 8686 reviews
Hogwarts is holding a Bachelor Auction, and Severus Snape happens to be a bachelor. Not for long if Hermione has anything to say about it... A romantic comedy with healthy doses of angst and smut and, of course, a happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,147 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Very Slytherin Valentine by L'Vanna reviews
Severus has a special suprise for Hermione. ONESHOT Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
the Assailant in the Lab by asaneismRnuTs reviews
Dr Brennan is working late... So what else is new? Read on and find out for yourself, don't want to give it away. BB btw.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Woman in the Dress by asaneismRnuTs reviews
A dress, shoes not meant for walking, dorothy's ruby slippers and a tie. Sounds interesting? Once again it's all about BB. PWP
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The professor under the table by asaneismRnuTs reviews
Oneshot PWP, Seeley hates paperwork with a passion, but maybe Temperance can help him through it?
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2006 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
This Pain by Raea Lemon reviews
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape have never considered caring about one another. Or have they? What happens when secrets long silenced bubble to the surface? Written in the Trio's postHogwarts years. REVIEW PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,896 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Associate Professor by missparker85 reviews
Hermione comes back to England and back to Hogwarts to take over for the retiring Professor Flitwick. Some things are the same, some are not. HGSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,348 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Graduation by zelda pinwheel reviews
Hermione and Severus have kept their passion at bay, knowing that a student and a professor are forbidden to each other. But now it's Graduation Day...and all bets are off!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,429 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 11/4/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Severus and the Smoothing of the Ruffled Feathers by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
Hermione has a problem with her bum. Severus rushes to reassure her. SS/HG Romantic smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Why does everything have to be pink? by Cariad reviews
Booth interupts one of Bones' rare shopping trips with news of a case. Please note that the rating has changed this only applies to chapters 7 and 8.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,889 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Never Felt So Good by AddisonRae reviews
I couldn’t take it any more. I jumped him. Quite literally jumped into his lap and proceeded to do just what I had dreamed of doing for months. I snogged him senseless. He was momentarily shocked, but he surprised me. Severus Snape, the Great Greasy Git,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
One Night by granger2malfoy reviews
It’s Hermione’s birthday and she gets a chance for passion just for one
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Sanitation by Glow reviews
Blaise and Hermione are flatmates. Blaise is a little quirky. Hermione is a little oblivious. Boy!BlaiseHermione fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Never Having to Say You're Sorry by Louise-King reviews
Hermione is married and very unhappy. It takes a mistake at a party to make her realise how unhappy she is. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,858 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/24/2003 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Strange Union by DeeGee reviews
**COMPLETE!** On the day of her wedding, Hermione Granger remembers back to the strange course of events that led her to the altar. S/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,709 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/14/2002 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete