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Author has written 2 stories for StarTrek: The Next Generation, and Harry Potter.

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Unbidden by Perry Downing reviews
"I'll destroy her," rings in his ears and he's shocked by how shamed he is he ever said those words. He'd meant them, oh how he'd meant them. He'd been lost to his rage and he'd thought he could … he knows now that he could never hurt her. Kylo struggles with Rey's rejection and a new threat pushes them together again.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 166,379 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/15/2017 - [Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo]
Ache by CharlieFenwick reviews
October 1981- Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall share a toast, and the memories, of everything that Gellert Grindelwald and Tom Riddle took from them. "Time and whiskey won't heal your heart, Minerva," Dumbledore warned her before assigning her to see to welfare of the newest member of Hogwarts staff, Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,171 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Manual Transmission by Ms. Anthrop reviews
Severus Snape was never one to lose a bet, but then, neither was Minerva McGongall..."Are you willing to increase the wager?" she repeated, and he was startled to see that her emerald eyes gleamed with a cunning, predatory anticipation. "That depends," he answered slowly, not above dragging it out a bit. "What are you offering?" Written for the 2017 LJ Snapecase; very much rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,322 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M., Poppy P. - Complete
Solitary by Impulse53669 reviews
The aftermath of The Last Jedi. Contains spoilers. Reylo slow burn, eventual smut. While Kylo is trying to organise the First Order and ignore Rey whilst doing so, she believes persistence is key in getting him to talk to her. "I don't want to be alone anymore." "You're not." The words left his mouth before he realised what he was saying. Kriff. 8 days he lasted. 8 kriffing days.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,987 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 12/19/2017 - [Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Rey]
Innocent by IGotThatRedLipClassicThing13 reviews
WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THE LAST JEDI. You have been warned. Sort of based on Taylor Swift's "Innocent." Just a quick fic whipped up after seeing the film. Very short. Also posted on AO3.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/14/2017 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
Mistletoe and Whisky by LeanaM reviews
Chance brings them together one Christmas. It was only supposed to be once. But desire is stronger than reason. Anything is possible on Christmas, after all. Written for Fairest of the Rare Advent 2017. Warning: These characters might be considered OOC, but sometimes, much like everyone else, the glow of Christmas softens them and they come together… I blame DelicateScholar.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,957 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2017 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Piano by B00k Freak reviews
Phil had to admit, if the landlord had told him about the beautiful piano music which came from the apartment above every night, he would have settled on this place a lot sooner. Philinda AU.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/1/2017 - P. Coulson, M. May - Complete
The Slytherin Waltz by Rosa Clearwater reviews
"Step aside, Weasley, and do try to grasp the simplicity of the waltz." Or, a slight twist on a hilarious movie scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2017 - Ron W., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Solace for the Soul by lha again reviews
Sometimes, music can provide a solace that little else can. Two people who have shared much over the years have also shared this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2017 - Severus S., Minerva M.
The Celtic Knot by Neelie2009 reviews
An accident an Hogwarts causes Severus Snape to make a startling discovery about his colleague Minerva McGonagall. A discovery that leads to intrigue, intrigue that leads to a relationship, and a relationship that leads to serious complications both before and after the events of The Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,704 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Severus S., Minerva M.
With Nothing On My Tongue by Ms. Anthrop reviews
"And even though it all went wrong/I'll stand before the Lord of Song/With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah…" For Severus Snape, playing music held as just much enchantment as performing actual magic. But how & why did he learn to play the piano? A life told through song as an homage to the greats Leonard Cohen and Alan Rickman. Written as part of the 2017 Snapecase Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,096 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/30/2017 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Minerva M., Tobias S. - Complete
Towers and Dungeons by dusk-dreamer-midnight-thief reviews
'He was Potionmaking. He was the very definition of it.' Aurora Sinistra watches her gitface idiothead working and feels all stupidly poetic and in love or something.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2016 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Love and Symbiosis by dusk-dreamer-midnight-thief reviews
Not everyone in the Wizarding world fought for the cause, the bigger picture, the greater good… Exploring the nuances of the isolated world of the Hogwarts teachers. Sinistra/Snape, brief Sinistra/Vector Rated M for some very mature content spread out over various places.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,439 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Severus S., Albus D., S. Vector, A. Sinistra
In Vita, Veritas(erum) by wendymarlowe reviews
McGonagall has a bone to pick with Snape - a rather large one, actually. When she finally tracks him down in the potions classroom, he blows her off. But she's found a way to *make* him listen - and she learns more than she bargained for . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/16/2013 - [Severus S., Minerva M.] - Complete
disambiguation by beccan reviews
In which all of Snape's memories of Aurora find a way to reach their true potential.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,827 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Folie à Deux by DailyProphetEditor reviews
Sequel to 'Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses'. Valentine's Day is over, and everybody is convinced that Minerva and Severus are a match made by Merlin himself. The only problem is... they don't seem to think so. Or do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,980 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses by DailyProphetEditor reviews
This is a plain silly humour fic about the events of Valentine's Day in CoS. Lockhart makes a pass on Snape, who would rather face the basilisk instead. Minerva has a word or two to say about it. A little slashy, a hint of MMSS, and a lot of pink confetti
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
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The Ravenclaw Returns
Cho X Sorting Hat! Cho stumbles upon the sorting hat while wandering the Halls of Hogwarts. just a crackfic my friend challenged me to write.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Cho C., Sorting Hat - Complete
Awake reviews
Beverly Crusher can't sleep so she takes a walk, turns out Captain Picard has also been having trouble sleeping. Just a short little fluffy fic. First fanfic! Constructive criticism is welcome!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2016 - B. Crusher - Complete