Hello. I recently have come to love the world of fanfiction and I have but one request.

If you find anything wrong with what you are reading, don't read it.

Now issues with grammar, spelling, or with a certain segment of writing that you have quarrel with, I would enjoy feedback on that.

But If something is marked as a Boy/Boy (Slash, Yaoi, Shonen Ai) pairing or a Boy/Girl (Shoujo, Straight, Obvious) pairing, Know it's not just a FYI. It's a warning. WARNINGS should be read, considered, thought over for long periods of time, rolled around in, set on fire, rolled again, and then tossed for later discussion. I always will mark what pairings are in a fic unless they are meant to be a surprise. Like something I hint on HEAVILY and then say, hey those two should be together.

I have very loose deadlines so I advise you add a story and once it's complete read it then.

You will come to hate me and love me. I tried livejournel but People there became so obsessed that after I finished my last story, I quit.

All my stories are now removed from there and posted under a friends page on some other site. I don't look back and I don't really plan to.

If something is marked as having a sequel, believe me. It may not be now, but it will be posted. I may not look back, but know I hate leaving something incomplete.

If I mark something as Don't hate until the end, Read the whole thing and then read my comments below. It will probably save you a lot of ranting space because I am tougher on myself than any of you can ever be on me.

I write weird things. Expect something odd or messed up about my writing. If you predict what's going to happen, it probably ain't.

I am helping a friend out on this site. You probably have been stalked by her, she's pretty creepy and her writing is atrocious. I am told I write in a similar manner.

This is not English class, but Please, College style writing is not the bar to be reached here. Be glad I can spell definitely and not accidentally have defiantly. :) Ciao, Hope we have ourselves some fun.

Fav Pairings (In no particular order)

Robin/Slade- Duh

Vlad/Danny-Duh

Merlin/Arthur-Duh

Sherlock/Watson-Duh

Reid/Morgan- Duh

Joey Wheeler (Jounouchi Katsuya)/ Seto Kaiba- Duh

Aiden/Josh- Bow wow with a bite!

Legato/Knives-Dur

Dee/Ryo- Duh

Tachibana/Ono- Duh (even if they will be friends forever)

Draco/Harry

Iruka/Kakashi

Athrun/Kira

Kirk/Spock

Sanji/Zoro

Sokka/Zuko

(0mg's! 2s/zs! ):)

&Pairings I like but I'm not sure why I like them. . . . . . can't explain it. It's like there!

Megatron/Sam- One day out of the blue . . . .I was there and the things I saw. . . . . I can't unscrew the two who screwed. . . . .each other. . . . :)

Knives/Vash- Yes they are brothers but get this, made for each other. They can be with no others. Knives "died" but Vash is destined to forever be alone? Hell No. And no he is not going to end up with Meryl.

Van Kleiss/Rex or Van Kleiss/Six- Yes. It will be such a shocker for everyone if he turns out to be Rex's Dad or worse, His brother; but hey, I'm not the one who "when I jam my fingers in Rex's side" screaming "I JUST WANT A TASTE OF YOU!" Yeah, Totally not creepin. :P

Let's see what else . . . . . . . . .Zeke and Yoh. I don't really like putting brothers together unless it's super awkward and super funny. Like Sasuke and Itachi. . . . .not my bowl of soup.

Bagheera and Shere Khan. There was this one story and it was like God put it there. She or he is God, I am certain.

I don't ship these two often but I'll take it. Wolfwood/Legato and Wolfwood/Vash. Now, I don't have quarrel with either one but Legato to me is sexy badass by himself. Like Artemis Fowl. (smooch) or Vladimir Todd (bitch) or Arthur Pendragon (keys to the kingdom bitch)But needful under trigun was dah bomb. I've read it so much I have the epilogue memorized! So good.

And Last but not least: Nekozawa and Kyouya (OHSHC)

It's weird and cute and fitting. Loved the first one I read and will love the last.

I'm a main shipper but I like the obvious too. Like Kagome/Sesshomaru or Katara/Zuko.

Nonsensical Pratter, Out