Hmm, what can I say about myself? Nothing that really of any importance, but I suppose that so you don't assume that I'm just some 70-year old pedophile stalking children, I should start with the basics of who I am...

Name: Thaasophobia (Fear of Boredom, which is probably one of the worst things I think could happen to me. Being bored forever...*shudder*)

Age: To quote the immortal Brittney Spears lyrics, "I'm not a girl, yet not a woman."

Race: *holds up black power fist* I think that gives you enough of a hint...

Profession: Full-time slacker/part-time superhero

Music Taste: Pretty eclectic. Recently, I've been into Kanye West and Nicki Minaj mood, but I also jam to Sia, Coheed & Cambria, The Mars Volta, and Old Skool 90's music. It really just depends in what type of mood I'm in.

Likes: Skinny jeans on girls, nerding out, photoshoots, MEAT, challenges, UK! Skins, puns, being a social butterfly, football games (even if the team sucks!), boys, getting my hair done, midnight sledding, dance parties, catnaps, Misfits, Michigan, drawing, Robot Chicken, manly men, spending my college savings on food, Robert Downey Jr., HARRY POTTER, cloud watching, baseball games, Christmas season, ethnic foods, rollercoasters, school spirit, eating, daydreaming, odd friendships, basketball games, BLEACH, when friends show up unannounced at my house, raiding kitchens, movie theaters, when someone pays for my dinner, comic book stores, getting mixtapes as a gift, coffee, pillow fights

Dislikes: Skinny jeans on guys, obnoxious people, homophobes, emo teens, ignorance, when people ask stupid questions (CAUSE THERE IS SUCH A THING), egomaniacs, temper tantrums, repeating myself, when people disregard my advice, talking during movies, humidity, when people can't let go of their inhibitions, HIPSTERS, using colored pencils (crayons forever!), interrupting my naps, bad coffee, people who nag, Ohio, overly loud noises, sneezing, driving in winter (Michigan drivers in general), pork, awkward conversations, people who eat with their mouth open, guys who can't be mature, people who believe that because they must outcast themselves because they are 'different', drugs in general, stereotypes, being hungry, girls who hoe themselves out, TWILIGHT, boredom

Nicest Thing Said To You Recently: "Wow Paige, if I had known you were this funny when we met, then I would have asked you out then!" - said by a friend of mine who now has a girlfriend. Fuck my life.

Meanest Thing You've Said To Someone Recently: "Jeezus Erin, you're such a frickin' Hufflepuff!" - literally the rudest thing I think anybody could say.

Eh, yeah I'm not really good with describing myself in a few words, but I'm sure you get the gist. Pretty much, I'm just a fun-loving, sarcastic, and chill person who just doesn't really give a damn about anything. Well, that's a lie. I do care about some things...like Harry Potter...or Bleach, but nothing else stays on my radar for very long. Hence, the reason why after four years of stalking this site, I've decided to finally get a damn account and post some shit up here. Well, not that there's anything up here yet...but there will be soon! I just need to get up off my ass and write!

Ugh, wait. Maybe I should write a little more on, you know, my 'preferences'. Wow, that sounded weird, but who cares? Here they are!

Ships (Top 6)

Hiruma+Mamori (Gotta love that bad boy and the goody two-shoes pairing! Plus, Hiruma is kind of a bonafide badass of a quarterback and Mamori isn't no slouch in her own right! Unlike Edward and Bella on the other hand...)

Ulquiorra+Orihime (Augh, once again with the bad boy and goody two-shoes pairing. I like this one cause it's just so...weird, if I'm being honest. Ulquiorra's that type of emotionless git who you want to punch sometimes and Orihime's the genius ditz who basically has her whole life shattered to pieces because of him. Oh dear. Lima Syndrome+Stockholm Syndrome makes for true love, am I right?)

Ichigo+Rukia (In my opinion, the original UST couple. Practically illustrates all the relationships I have with almost all of my friends, platonic or not, in which I'm the Rukia kicking the complaining Ichigo in the rear to get off their ass and do something. Argh, this one is much too realistic to me, all elements of strangeness aside.)

Xellos+Filia (Slayers! My first ever fandom. Gosh, this brings back memories. Xellos and Filia were probably the first pairing I'd ever shipped. Wait, stop looking at me like that! When a couple fights enough when a spiked mace has to get involved, you know that there must be SOMETHING going on there!)

Snape+Lily (My newest fandom, I kind of just stumbled upon this one when I was in a particular Snape mood. Dunno why, but I think it's cute. I have a thing for odd friendships/romances)

Sesshomaru+Rin (Obviously, this would occur when she's older and all because I don't in any shape or form support lolicon, but there are times where I go back and forth with this one in my head. I prefer this pairing when Sesshomaru and Rin see each other as equals when they're in a relationship; I don't like any of that 'Master' or 'Lord' stuff. Ugh, I'm not a strict feminist, but somewhere I have to draw the line.)

So, that's about it. I'm a fan of the odd and as I say, "the more out there, the better." I have nothing against yaoi or yuri; it just needs to be in character for BOTH characters. There doesn't always have to be a bottom, if you know what I mean.

Toodles!