The story of the elven Bhaalspawn Laska Leafwalker and her friends, as they stumble through Amn and beyond looking for adventure, fun and a kidnapped little sister. Contains femslash and various forms of absurdism.

All Holly Potter wanted was to know was what strange and mysterious secret was hidden in that cupboard under the stairs, the cupboard which her aunt and uncle never let her go near... and what did it all have to do with "those lesbian freaks" Aunt Petunia would complain about in hushed tones? (Total AU, in which 90% of the magical world is female.)

What if Danny didn't only lose half his life in the portal accident? What if he really died? AU

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back. Harry's curiosity leads him to exploring the Chamber a bit more thoroughly before he leaves for the Summer. What he finds there gives him a new responsibility beyond just himself and a lifelong satisfaction in the choices he makes from there on.

The war against the Dark Lord was the last straw. The oppressed, fed up with oligarchy, corruption, and injustice, sharpened their knives, rallying behind those who promised change. They won. Today, Magical Britain is a changed country – for the better. Hail and praise to our saviours! Finally, all is well. But listen! Can't you hear the grindstone turning still ...?

A mother in her last moments under the Great Deku Tree gives her baby to a young Gerudo. Now raised as a prince of a struggling tribe, the young Link attempts to walk in his adoptive father's footsteps. Sent to the castle soon after tragedy strikes, Link learns about his world and the political upheaval just under the surface. He must decide if he will heed the princess's call.

It's the same place they left, but Dipper and Mabel aren't the same kids who left it. A story of the uneven after: new friends, new family, and the promise of a new tomorrow. (Gradual Dipcifica, Mystery Twins bonding, family ties, weird science, and the Power of Friendship—anthyding can hadplen!) [part two: 'new summer season' in progress]

Izuku Midoriya doesn't have a quirk. Izuku has a curse. A thing. A horror that burnt his skin, ruined his life and filled his head with monsters. His dream is to master the darkness and become a hero, but can anyone overcome such darkness? Or will he fall to shadow and flame? Well, he is his father's son.

Harry never could have predicted how much his life would change after making a surprising discovery at the Dursley household the summer before Second Year. The young wizard returns to school looking for answers, and ends up finding a whole lot more. Snape/Harry mentor fic. No slash.

There were rumours that Harry Potter was a squib. Harry smiled and laughed it off because he was actually so much, much worse. (Or in which the Dursley's harsh treatment didn't left Harry unscathed and his two best friends were the only ones who knew.) Obscurus!Harry

"With horror he perceived that, by uniting himself as he had with the dead, he had cut himself off from the living. Stripped of all earthly hope, bereft of every consolation, he was rendered as poor as mortal can possibly be on this side of the grave." - Ludwig Tieck, Wake Not the Dead

In the wake of a terrible loss, Connie struggles to cope with the new changes in her life and herself. And along the way, she might have to save the world from the invasion of Shard and her rebel Gems. It's going to be a busy summer! (Cover art by MJStudioArts) The sequel to The Stranger In Me!

The day-to-day struggles of Wes Weston as he is faced with the painful realization that he is the only person who seems to realize that Danny Fenton is actually Danny Phantom. Many plot ideas adopted from headcanons mixed with some original ideas. Minor DxS. Post D-Stabilized, no Phantom Planet. Cover image made by CartoonFreakshow. Strong language warning.

Steven's world has been tossed upside-down. All at once, he's facing new enemies, new dangers, and decisions he never thought he'd have to make. But there may be some new friends along the way, even in the most unlikely places. Plus, he still has the Crystal Gems and his best friend Connie by his side. Hopefully, they come out in one piece.-Sequel to OSRAS. osrasaskblog on Tumblr!

Marco Diaz came back to Mewni. He thought he had been ordained a knight. He thought his friend would be glad to see him. Instead, he found himself escorted to the washroom, to squire under Sir Lavabo, the Knight of the Wash. Now Marco must prove his worth and face the real Mewni, without the benefits of being the princess' best pal. What trials await the new Squire?

In another world, he doesn't have his mother's sword or shield to hide behind when Bismuth lands her strike. The bubble pops. Steven falls apart. (Basically a whole boatload of family drama is unearthed two seasons early. Because of reasons. Canon divergent from s3ep24, "Bismuth," will feature whole cast eventually.)

(pic by Ohthree, link in AN) One little puppet is a small price to pay to learn all the secrets of the universe. Oh but I didn't hold up my end of the bargain, did I, Kid? Didn't you ever hear 'be careful what you wish for', Pine Tree? Then again you didn't pay much mind to the 'don't make a deal with the devil' thing either, did ya? Hah!

Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.

Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.

COMPLETE — "You're new Sam, so you don't know. This will be the only warning you get. Don't trust your eyes or you'll be tricked. Nobody in Amity is who they seem. Nobody."

Steven has been raised by his Dad, a strict matriarch, a stoic woman barely taller than him who can (kinda) see the future, a woman who has serious abandonment issues and bails a lot and a woman who barely talks. A perfectly normal family that has to save the world. Oh, also he's kind of his mom who was an Alien queen.

The Battle of Camlann never happened, thus the legacy of Arthur lives on. The blood of the founders still walk the halls of Hogwarts, while ancient enemies clash to this day. Years later, Harry Potter wakes up a stranger in a strange world. Between over competitive house relations and never ending mysterious plots, he must struggle to find the truth about that fated Halloween. AU

"This is the story of why we had to start calling Danny Fenton, Danny FINton. Get it, Danny? 'Cause you have FINS? Oh, I kill me." - summary by Tucker Foley.

Steven Universe is son to single father Greg Universe, they've lived the entirety of their lives in sleepy, tourist trap Beach City. Until he receives a letter from The United Gem Authority his unexpected acceptance into the most prestigious school on the planet. Questions about his illegitimate heritage will be answered as he learns how to be a gem among gems.

It's the summer of Harry's fourth year, and his holiday includes a promotional book tour on Lockhart's behalf! During his tour Harry meets werewolves, a hag, and other interesting characters, and visits the fascinatingly unique magical districts of Paris and Gabon. Smart!Harry, Grey!Harry, Sane!Voldemort, pure-blood culture. Part 5 of "Perfectly Normal". Complete.

Camp Campbell isn't your average summer camp. Strange creatures stalk the wilds, a helpful werewolf prowls the woods, and a giant slug monster lives in the lake. Max is determined to prove this and more to his counselors in the hopes that the camp will be shut down, but that isn't the only thing he'll have to worry about this summer.

Once, a Gem ran away from Homeworld, adopted Earth as her home, fell in love with a human rockstar, and had a child. That Gem was Blue Diamond. Now twelve years old, Steven is coming into his power… but the more he learns about it and his mother's legacy, the less he may actually want it.

While out exploring the woods, Dipper and Mabel discover a strange creek that leaves them with some more... unexpected... outcomes. Hop along on their journey as they unravel more mysteries in the town of Gravity falls. This story is utterly and nearly completely inspired by the Monster Falls AU.

Harry finds juggling studying for his Muggle IGCSEs and his Hogwarts subjects harder than he expected, especially with the distraction of Sirius Black escaping Azkaban. What he really needs is more time… why does Hermione look so guilty when he says that? Smart!Harry, Grey!Harry, Sane!Voldemort, pure-blood culture. Part 4 of "Perfectly Normal". Complete.

An accident bonds Connie to a strange new entity, one who might not have her best interests at heart. With the threat of a mysterious invasion on the horizon, she and the Crystal Gems will have to look for answers and keep the peace as potential disaster arises from within one of their own. (Cover art by MJStudioArts)

AU Orphan twins fic. Stan realizes he's legally a foster home, and ends up taking in two broken kids by the name of Dipper and Mabel. It SHOULD be easy, but the fact that they're twins, a fiercely protective brother and traumatized sister, and can't seem to tear themselves apart makes things difficult. Not to mention the nightmares, lack of trust, and something off about the boy...

Harry Potter's uncle goes too far and a broken, bleeding Harry is left in his cupboard. However, he is rescued and taken in by our favorite, faceless entity in a suit; Slenderman. How will Hogwarts deal with a corrupted Harry Potter? Harry Potter x Creepypastas. Dark-ish!Harry. Teen for general Creepypasta goodness and language. Manipulative Dumbledore and Weasley Bashing.

Wendy stared, feeling blood drain from her face as she looked at her friend-turned-fawn, the tiny, unmoving form tangled in the torn red shirt that had collapsed around him. It had happened so fast, but in the ensuing silence, Dipper's strangled screams still echoed in her head. (Inspired by Monster Falls AU.)

What if Lupin had been unable to teach Harry the Patronus charm, and the job had instead fallen to Snape? How would their relationship have grown as Snape came to care for Harry and discovered the secrets of his home life? Alt 3rd year, Snape mentor/guardianship, slight Dursley neglect/abuse.

How does one adjust to a new life as a supernatural entity? The Ten manage, somehow. (Sequel to "Things Change.")

The decision has been made. Even though she has no say in it, Pearl accepts it. After all, her life is to serve her Diamond, no matter what form she takes. (A prequel to Faded Blue)

What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.

The age old story. Boy meets girl, girl is an alien queen, alien queen abandons Empire to have a half-human child. Or: five glimpses into the relationship of Greg Universe and Blue Diamond. (A Prequel to Faded Blue)

Sometimes, the biggest of changes can start from a simple accident. So it is that, in a single moment, Timothy Lawrence alters the fate of Pandora forever. But whether this will be for better or worse is another matter entirely. (Eventual Angel/Timothy pairing that diverges sharply from Borderlands 2 canon)

Yes, you can start reading at Part III. You'll only miss out on learning why the giant ranger protagonist is romancing Xzar, why Edwin and Imoen keep /snuggling/, why Xan and Branwen are so adorable, and who the hell told Viconia and Ajantis they were in charge of keeping each other from party infighting. Lots of dark violence and cute bonding moments, ahoy! [Hiatus]

Don't bother reading this, it's trash

Dipper feels guilty for the monster curse, and so makes a deal with Bill Cipher to turn everyone human again, everyone except him. But of course, the demon messed with him and Dipper slowly transforms into a normal deer, his instincts growing while his humanity fades until it seems they've lost him completely. It's up to Mabel and the entire town to save him. Monsterfall AU

(Reunion Falls AU) Growing up in Gravity Falls, Dipper Pines has had to deal with crazy stuff on a regular basis. He's faced ghosts, leprechauns, fish people, and even man-eating sentient teddy bears. But no amount of monster fighting could ever prepare Dipper for the biggest oddity to date: the arrival of his long-lost twin sister, Mabel. WKLV'OO EH RQH FUDCB VXPPHU. Also on AO3.

Captured from the reefs he called his home; the dark mer, Phantom, finds himself thrust into a life of captivity. Struggling to survive in this new environment, he meets someone who will change his life forever, for better, or for worse. DannyxSam (Rating may change to M in later chapters)

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

After the events of Northwest Mansion Mystery, Pacifica is disowned by her parents. With nowhere else to go she takes up residence with the Pines family. This is a collection of moments of her time spent adjusting to life with the weirdest family in Gravity Falls.

Summer has ended. People in Piedmont start noticing strange little things about the twins. Like severe emotion trauma, paranoia, and a high propensity for strange happenings.

Can a child, raised to believe that he is worth little more than the dirt he sleeps upon, find the courage to rise up and face his destiny or will the weight of the entire Wizarding world that rests upon his small shoulder be the final straw that breaks him? (This is a seriously abused Harry - forget canon Harry! Abuse is not overcome in a few months time)

On his first trip to Diagon Alley, Harry Potter is discovered by a certain would-be Auror Metamorphmagus, and life will never be the same again. This is a AU, but the divergence actually takes place before the books themselves begin. Tonks will be her canon age. Rated M for possible language and fight scenes later in the story. Not a Harry/Tonks romance fic. On Hiatus.

Lucy never expected falling in love with an ex-villain and his family was going to be even remotely normal, but after learning the real circumstance behind the girl's adoption, she starts to see that this family is even stranger than she imagined. She often wonders what's more insane, her new favorite family, or the fact that she loves them anyway?

When Purple discovers that the gap between the tall and short Irkens is widening, he fears the worst, the division of the Irken race. But as Red denies that anything's wrong, he resorts to filling that gap himself. With Zim's help. ZAPR, mpreg.

Set during and after the ep Generations. Demona finds a human teenager that starts to break down the walls around her heart. not a romance.