Prior to Izumi Chie, the only person in Konohagakure to be as much of a hardass about paperwork was the Nidaime himself.

There's a saying, amongst the men and women of the Land of Fire: You can be a hero, or you can be a Shinobi. There's a response, amongst the men and woman of Team 7: Fuck that. AU.

Because not even Tsunade would have made the bet that Kakashi and Naruto would wind up together. Which is probably why it happened. Kakashi/FemNaru

For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?

Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.

He realised he had fathered something of a prodigy in development, and it was sick and strange and wondrous to Sakumo that all Kakashi wanted to be was a farmer. :Kakashi, Sakumo, Minato. Hints of MinaKaka.:

On paper, their team doesn't exist.

All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE