MariahMae
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Joined 10-03-09, id: 2103664, Profile Updated: 05-18-10
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Hello :) i'm seventeen... i'm a girl... yeah, not so good at the whole profile thing, so if you would like to learn about me (pause for exit-ers) then i found this survey that someone else had on their profile... yup, i'm just that uncreative. oh goodness. now you wont want to read my stuff :( awww

Surveyish Thing-

Name? Mariah :)

Were you named after anyone? my great grannie :) she was 100 when i was born (well, in like, two weeks she would be)

Do you like your name? yep. my only problem is that my middle name is mae... so when my mother yells "mariah mae!" she sounds like a hick. but i laugh about it :)

Were you adopted? No

Siblings? nope, my parents stopped when they had the perfect child :) haha, i'm tooootally kidding.

Eyes? Hazel.

Hair Color? brown.

Height? haha, 5'1" ... yup, ima shorty.

Hobbies? Reading, writing, painting... laughing! is that a hobby?

Fondest Moment? too many.

Proudest Moment? not sure.

Choice of Indulgence? my nan's molasses cookies. Mmm!

Black or White? Black.

Pink or red? both :)

Blue or Light Blue? blue.

Die or Kiss a Spider? :S i hate spiders more than i hate... i dont know, but i hate them. i guess it would depend on the kind of spider. if it was a tarantula i'd choose death because, really, what are my chances of living anyways? gosh, depressing. next question!

Die or Lose Your Hearing? :O die! a world without music? hell no!

Dogs or Cats? Dogs, they're so much friendlier, although my cat is the nicest cat on the planet. he's a ho though lol.

Hugs or Kisses? well... who's the kiss from :P

Happy endings or sad and depressing endings? both. if the story is good and written how it sounds it should be (if that makes sense) then i dont mind a good cry. at least then i know it was a kick ass book.

Summer or Winter? Winter. snow is so pretty :) i get so excited when it snows.

Favorite Smell? Satsuma soap from the body shop.

Favorite song? the saltwater room - owl city, the bird and the worm - owl city, take me home tonight - jamestown story, SHE WILL BE LOVED - MAROON 5!, stolen - dashboard confessional.

First thing you notice in a guy? how they walk/ hold themselves. wierd, i know, but guys who strut give me bad vibes.

Last thing you ate? potato salad and asparagus

Last person you talked on the phone with? My friend :)

Last Thing You Purchased? black eyed peas concert tickettt!

Last thing you said? black eyed peas concert tickettt!

Last Movie you saw at a movie theater? the back-up plan. omg, i almst peed myself laughing. the little crippled dog! omg, so sad but so funny when he falls over... awww

You wear glasses or contacts? Contacts.

Hat size? normal?

Least favorite part on your body? my foot. it's asleep :(

Least favorite part about yourself? i'm so forgetful. i can name five things off the top of my head that i've lost and am still looking for.

Least Favorite Food(s)? blue cheese. seriously people? you eat rotten cheese? :S

Least favorite clothing company? all the ones that slap their logo on a t-shirt and millions of teenage fans buy it for 100 dollars.

Favorite clothing company? warehouse one... but thats a store. i dont know companies.

If you were a crayon what color would you be? Purple, of course.

Do you think you are strong? sometimes.

Do you think you are pretty? meh.

Do you think? what?

Would you bungee jump? sure. if i was told i was going to die tomorrow, what the heck.

Would you become a vegetarian? No, i like meat. sorry poor cows :(

Would you dye your hair a different color? sure.

Would you go skinny dipping? lol, Maybe... :P

When was the last time you cried? yesterday! but this really sad speaker come to our school. so sad :(

Last time you hit someone? today. they were bugging me :)

When was the last time you were on fanfic? um, now?

What do you hate the MOST? i hate... when people think they're always right.

What else do you hate the most? i'm a lover. :)

Who do you hate the most? omg, i hate this queston !!

What are you wearing right now? nothing :O j/k i'm wearing jeans, a shirt...

What are you listening to right now? if we ever meet again, timbaland ft. katy perry :) GREAT song.

What ice-cream flavor do you like the best? black rasberry cheesecake mmmm

What is your favorite chocolate company? lindt and lindor. yumm

Do you have kids? i sure hope not :S

Do you unite your shoes after wearing them? what? they're not in love, they're shoes.

Do you use sarcasm? pssshh, nooooooooo :/

Do you swear? not excessively.

Who is your best friend? a wierd guy... haha,

Sibling Names? none

Do You Like Your Hands? they're sort of huge, but theyre hands who gives a *beep*

Favorite Lunch Meat? gosh, i can't remember the name! but it's good.

Do You Have A Journal? when i was younger, i did, but i wrote in it like once a year. i have a journal for writing stories and poems and stuff if that counts.

Do You Still Have Your Tonsils? yepp.

Favorite Cereal? cheerios! they're so cheerful :)

Favorite Ice Cream Flavor? :/

Who Do You Miss the Most? i cant think of anything at the moment. wait! nope, nothin.

Do You Want Everyone To Put This In There Profile? sure :)

What Color Pants and Shoes Are You Wearing? jeans, no shoes.

What are you listening to right now? Fenses - paramore. also a GREAT song.

Favorite drink? hm, mango juice :O

Favorite Sport? Swimming ?

Favorite Food? fettechini alfredo

Favorite Article of Clothing? my school sweats, and my long pink blouse/t-shirt thing

Favorite Dessert? mmm, right now i would LOVE some icecream. thanks a lot :(

What time did you get up this morning? seven

Diamonds or Pearls? diamonds, my birthstone :) although pearls are lovely also.

What is your favorite TV show? well i've only seen it once, but Glee is amazing :)

What did you have for breakfast? toast and pineapple :P

What is your middle name? Mae

What is your favourite cuisine? Italian and thai

Your favourite potato chip? sour cream and onion, lays all the way :)

What is your favourite CD at the moment? Owl City - Ocean Eyes.

What kind of car do you drive? silver honda civic (it's my moms)

What characteristics do you despise? when people lie a lot, talk down on people and behind people's backs, and bragg all the time, that bugs me.

If you could go anywhere on vacation where would you go? ITaly :) so beautiful.

What color is your bathroom? yellow haha

Favorite time of the day? night.

Where would you want to retire to? where i live now.

Favorite sport to watch? i dont watch sports.

Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi. way better.

Are you a morning person or night owl? Night Owl.

Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? my friend entered artwork into an auction (it was a painting of a rooster) and someone outbid his mother and he was like "i dont get it. why would someone want to buy a picture of my cock?" ahahhaha, he's a funny bunny.

What did you want to be when you were little? Archeologist. which is actually the same as the girl i nubbed this survey off of, so i guess she wasnt as wierd as she thought.

What is your best childhood memory? At my grandparents for easter :)

What are the different jobs you have had? flipping burgers haha... babysitting... i've done it all, really.

Nicknames? my last name.

Piercing? Ears.

Eye Color? Hazel. didnt i not already say that?

Ever been to Africa? No, but that'd be sweet !

Ever been toilet papering? yes. my own house haha.

Favorite day of the week? Saturday

Favorite restaurant? chipotle!

Favorite ice cream? ...

Favorite fast food restaurant? A&W :)

How many times did you fail your driver's test? i failed it once, but he passed me anyways... so technically i DIDNT fail, muahah

From whom did you get your last e-mail? my daddy, actually :)

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? some really high end store. like ... idk tiffanys or something lol.

Bedtime? 12.

Last person you went to dinner with? my mom :)

What are you listening to right now? Glee!

What is your favorite color(s)? purple, green, blue.

How many tattoos do you have? i dont have any. what happens when you get all old and they stretch, gross :S

What is your religion, if you have one? meh.

What is you GPA? i dont know, we dont do that here.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? sigh.

What materialistic thing would you ask for if you had one wish to make? iphone, those things are great :)

Pick up the closest book, turn to page 4 what does the 4th line say? Lily Masini's meaty father slammed the backdoor bar violently up and down. - fr. i love you beth cooper.

What is the last thing your mom(or dad) said to you? "You're still doing homework?" yes, i am just that much of a nerd.

Favorite Band/Artist? Owl City, Maroon 5, Paramore :)

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