This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. She was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." You're never alone... 93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it. Don't be one of those people. Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you. (Not mine I did not write this) My name is Chris At least 5 children each day from around the world die from child abuse (Not mine I did not write this) Johnny brought a gun to school, Mommy, I was a good girl, I did But Mommy, when I went to school that day, When Johnny shot the gun, Mommy, please tell Daddy; And tell my little sister; And tell my wonderful friends; Mommy, tell my teachers; Mommy, why'd it have to be me? And Mommy, tell the doctors; Mommy, I'm slowly dying, Mommy, I ran as fast as I could, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to get married, But Mommy, I'm must go now, I love you Mommy, I always have, --In Memory Of The School Shootings-- (Not mine I did not write this) Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life (Not mine I did not write this) Emmett's the strongest. But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 2 year old son. People call her a slut. No one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No one knows she has a serious disease that causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you wont I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love. When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children. Then one night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you. If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you? The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be Black. " Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher. Please read-true story I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Why Do Boys Fall In Love With Girls? (This was written by a guy) (Don't break this, it's so sweet! :) 1. They always smell good even if its just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they are asleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end, it makes it all worthwhile. 8. Because they are always warm even though its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "let's not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later... 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight. 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you". 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you... 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry. 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something silly. 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we won't admit it). 23. The way they say "I miss you". 24. The way you miss them. 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt anymore. 26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they became everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitably consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "Why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE A True Boyfriend When she walks away from you mad, follow her. When she stares at your mouth, kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go. When she starts yelling at you, kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet, ask her what's wrong. When she ignores you, give her your attention. When she pulls away, pull her back. When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared, protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that it'll be okay. When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up. When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could ever understand. When she grabs at her hands, grab hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold. When she looks into your eyes, don't look away until she does. When she misses you, she's hurting inside. When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away. When she tells you it's over, she still wants to be with you. When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it. Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go. When she says she's okay, don't believe her, talk to her. Because ten years later, she'll remember you. Call her at 12:00 am on her birthday to tell her you love her. Call her before you go to sleep and after you wake up. Treat her like she's all that matters to you. When you tease her, let her tease you back. Stay up all night with her when she's sick. Watch her favorite movie or TV show with her even if you think it's stupid or lame. Give her the world. Let her wear your clothes if she needs to. When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. Let her know that she's important. Kiss her in the pouring rain. When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is," Who's butt am I kicking, babe?" If you post this in the next five minutes, the one you love will: Call you. Kiss you. Text you. Love you. Guys post this as "I'd be this boyfriend". Gals post this as "A True Boyfriend" or "What a Boyfriend Should Do" When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache When u open it, he collapses. When he see's u reading it, he faints. When he see's u living it, he flees. And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u. I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :) Random Sarcastic Junk One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it. Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid! Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now. If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP! WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer! Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust? One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me? If two wrongs don't make a right...try three. When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies. Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that! My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious. if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'! OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird! let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook. yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid. warning: im sarcastic and i hurt peoples feeling sometimes, boo hoo. get over it.! I don't obsess, I think intensely! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! "Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda." I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned. "The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf." "Nobody move! I dropped myBRAIN." "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "He who laughs last didn't get it." Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? -When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. -Education is important; school however, is another matter. I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it. -Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder! -Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message. -Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. -The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. -I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist. -If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either. -Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them? -There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots. -Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed. -High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw. It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face. -People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House. -I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens. -I do not deny everything. -Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage. Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less -Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us -Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? The road to success is always under construction. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. Basic Definitions of Science: IfIT'S GREEN or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics. When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape Life's tough...Get a helmet I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now! SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again... If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have ToBUY Her Friends Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet! What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words." Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way. Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum? People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people. An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--Im not a can. Normal is just a setting on washing machines. AnAPPLE away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends I ran with scissors, and lived! BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS ACOMPUTER once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile. I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Why when we look in a mirror its consitered looking at ourselves but really were just looking at a piece of glass? "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." "How to store your baby walker: Step 1, Remove baby." "You guys line up alphabetically by height." Be insane... because well behaved girls never madeHISTORY Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, JaneVolturi, LOSTSOULOFTHEUNDERWORLD, DarkAngel620, Dithinus, Science-Fantasy93m, BellaMonicaJackson610 HOW GUYS FLIRT:
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Your wish will come true if you repost this if you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one u love?! repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day 46 Ways To Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan: 1) Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies. 2) Crowd their in box with Harry Potter related emails, make the subject misleading. 3) Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their b-day and demand they cherish it 4-ever. 4) Pretend you can do magic. 5) Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter. 6) If your late for something blame it on your broken time turner. 7) Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses. 8) Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light. 9) If your asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly. 10) Refuse to wash your hair and explain you're going for the Snape look. 11) Spend hours at a time trying to make your broom fly. 12) Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella. 13) Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is. 14) Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone else offers you. 15) Hum the Harry Potter theme all day long. 16) Talk to animals and insist that they're animagi. 17) Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B. 18) Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp. 19) Refuse to tell them who Grawp is. 20) Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time. 21) Point at modern electronic devices and say "Look at that! The things these muggles come up with!" 22) Point and grunt and insist that your speaking troll. 23) Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album. 24) Always speak with a British accent, especially if your not from the U.K. 25) Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across. 26) Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg. 27) Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is. 28) Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move. 29) Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudley Canons." 30) Say "Alhomora" every time you open a door. 31) Every time you see them demand an explanation of why they don't like harry potter. 32) Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood. 33) Shriek loudly and say that you're speaking Mermish. 34) If they ask you about the weather solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight." 35) Pretend your under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!" 36) Knit them a maroon jumper every year, especially if maroon isn't there color. 37) Draw the sign of the Hallow on every surface in the house. 38) WhilePLAYING chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands. 39) Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move. 40) When one of the movies is on TV remind them every five minutes. 41) Refer to random people as "You-Know-Who." 42)START swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around. 43) Ask them toHELP you stuy for your O.W.L.'S 44) Walk around bumping into walls explaining your looking for the Room of Requirement. 45) Run up to random men with long dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!" 46) Tell them that You-Know-Who was defeated today. When they ask who's you-know-who pretend to be offended and don't tell them who he is. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they canHELP you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into theSECURITY camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 2. Run through the isles shouting; "ITS GONNA BLOW! EVERYBODY GET OUT" 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream: 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose YOU!" Repost this if you laughed, or if you plan on doing any of those things!! YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You own/ed an X-Box. It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sleep with your socks on at night. YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. You like hanging out at the shopping center. Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. Like being the star of everything. PREP You own a cell phone. You own something from Abercrombie. You own something from Pac sun. You own something from Hollister. You own something from American eagle. You love/like going to the mall. You own an iPod/MP3 player. You love Starbucks. You have been called a brat. You hateBUYING things that are on sale. You have more than one house. GOTH Black is one of your favourite colors. You have thought about death. You wear chains. You like heavy metal. You’ve shopped at Hot Topic. You have worn black lipstick. Your hair was/is dark. (Don't know how much it counts-it's naturally dark.) You dislike preps. You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic. PUNK You can skateboard You’ve worn plaid. You like Converse. You hate MTV. You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count) You dislike pink. You hate/dislike preps. You wear/wore skateboarding shoes. GEEK You love the computer. You like Harry Potter. You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts You get straight A's. You love/like reading. You were/are in band. You don't care what you look like. You have a curfew. You always do your homework. You never miss school unless you're sick. ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Super bowl. You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. You collect your jerseys. You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. Your garage consists of sports equipment. You belong/belonged to a school team. You are going/did go to a sports summer camp. You have a specific number. HARDCORE//SCENE You like loud music. You love/loved the Ninja Turtles. You never walk anywhere. You wear slip-on shoes. You wear/wore Vans. You like the band Panic! At the disco. You wear band t-shirts. People have called you a freak and meant it. You love to "hardcore" dance. Hair has been died more than 1 color Life can be be hard, but you can always make the best of it. Copy and paste this to your profile if you believe this. Do it one by one, don't look ahead! (only posted this cuz it was true for me!!!) 1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green. 3. your first initial? 4. your month of birth? 5. which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. your favorite number? 8. do you like California of Florida more? 9. do you like the lake or ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat--) The Answers 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and you life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laidBACK. Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom S-Z: You like toHELP others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If You were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how manyCLOSE friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before yourNEXT birthday Just because you don't see anything happening, doesn't mean that God isn't working, copy and paste this into your profile if you agree. ONE DAY A DAD COMESHOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did. THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy 66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS 1)Are you: 2)Are you: 3)Are your eyes: 4)What is your favorite color out of all of these? 5)Where is your dream place to live? 6)What is your favorite pet out of all of these? 7)What's your dream date? 8) Name a person of the opposite gender! 9) Name a person of the same gender! 10) Make a wish! ANSWERS: 1)Short=Adorable=15 2) Skinny=Sweet=10 3) Blue=Sweet=10 4) Baby Blue=Cool and Calm=30 5) Hawaii=Laid back=25 6) Dog=Great and lovable friend=20 7) Movies=You like to make-out=15 8) This person will ask you out... 9) This person will hate you...if you dont copy and paste this quiz 10) This wish will come true if you REPOST NOT REPLY Okay now add it all up... 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" Girls Need To Realize: WRITTEN BY A GUY :) We guys don't care if you talk to other guys. It doesn'tHELP if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you canQUOTE me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. Let usPAY for you! Kiss us when no one's watching. You don't have to get dressed up for us. Don't take everything we say seriously. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hot Chris Brown, Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful' Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!! Give the nice guys a chance. Guys repost this if you agree. Girls I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, inkoftwilight, maximumride8899, Eat Your Heart Out Darling, BellaMonicaJackson610 This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. 1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5) Ways to Annoy people at the cinema: Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. Clap when the good guy gets killed. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!" Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. Yell out what is going to happen. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row. Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around. Try to start a wave. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!" Sing with the theme music. Bring and use your own air freshener. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies." Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!" Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!" Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?" Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat" Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!" Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!" Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!" Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones. Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes. Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end |
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