Scout's curiosity will have fiery consequences after he tries to discover more secrets about his team's arsonist, the Pyro. After all, what's so bad about what's under that gas mask? Nobody knows, and the Pyro wants to keep it that way. Why? Well, between Scout and Pyro, sparks would fly.

"Wha-why is everything-!" "Don't worry mon ami, it's just restarting."

RED Scout and BLU Sniper have a forbidden friendship that they are struggling to keep together. When Scout is in an accident, it leads them to re-evaluate their friendship. Scout/Sniper pairing. Rated higher for other stuff later on.

When RED team's Engineer's wife gets cancer, he needs to step out. So he calls in his sister to cover for him, but when the rest of the team see's an opportunity to get laid, the team begins to fight for her, who will win? Picture from the wonderful: prospass on Devinart.

Scout is approached by a mysterious talking crab that claims to be the BLU Spy under a curse; and the only way to break this curse is a kiss from a virgin. Unfortunately for the SpyCrab, the Scout would rather jump off a bridge than kiss another man.