The apple doesn't fall far from the tree... Like mother like son... Eric needs money and falls into the world's oldest job to get it. Eric X A lot of people, don't know if to tag all the ships since it ruins some of the surprises... Lots of smut since this is basically porn with a plot.

Contrary to popular belief, Eric is not the only one who loves food.

Stan, Kenny, and Kyle rent a new apartment just the three of them, and end up sharing a bed their first night. / Stylenny, threeway, everyone tops and everyone bottoms because why the heck not!

Stan feels insecure in his relationships as the people around him present sooner than he does. How will his own presentation affect those closest to him? / Omegaverse, Kyle x Stan x Wendy. Non-conventional bonded pairs!

It was a simple no strings attached system. They weren't supposed to fall in love. That was the one rule they had for each other. (Stop at chapter 3 because currently being rewritten) Don't own South Park

Kyle isn't the same after death strikes the Broflovski family and Stan doesn't know how to help. One year later, things keep getting worse. To top it off, the grade 12 trip is approaching and schoolyard drama begins adding to the list of things Stan has to worry about. Slash, warnings inside.

Who needs a family when you could have a beer? Who needs friends when you could just drink another shot? Who needs a lover when you could have the bottle for yourself instead? Actually, who needs anyone? I'm fine by myself. Style and Stenny. One-shot.

Knight Stan slacked off on guard duty which allowed the wizard and his army to steal the stick of truth. King Kyle isn't happy and has decided to punish Stan. Full warnings inside. Style.

Everyone sees Stan as the strong, calm and cool guy. Kyle begs to differ.

They had already agreed that, since he had originally brought it up, Stan would be the first to go.

Liane seduces Stan. One thing leads to another. Soon Kyle, Kenny and Butters are there. LEMON. RATED M FOR BLATANT, DISTURBING SEXUAL CONTENT AND VERY STRONG LANGUAGE. If these things bother you, please don't read it. StanxLiane, StanxKyle, KennyxButters. Oneshot.

"Yes, poker." He quirked an eyebrow. "You know how to play that right?" But I didn't know how to play poker. At all. It looked like maybe I would need someone to teach me. And as far as I knew there was only one of my friends who knew how to play poker... Stenny

"I'm crashing this pity party. I don't think you're having a good time, and the DJ is terrible!" (One-shot)

Stan Marsh is a regular kid in a regular town... well, maybe not a regular town. But in this town he is starting to discover things about himself he thought were impossible. This is a story about discovering sexuality and the consequences of it. *Stenny/Style* *M* *SLASH*

Sex, lemon, smut, whatever you wanna call it. First one I've done. Tell me what you think? Just jumps right into the good stuff. Maybe I'll make another chapter? No promises. Stan and Kyle from South Park, someone's getting pounded into the kitchen counter.

Kyle is worried about Stan. Stan wonders why he and Kyle don't have the same kinds of interests as their other friends. High school, Style, slash, drug use, lemon in chapter 2. 2 chapters only. Hurrah!

Stan's house is no longer a home and he doesn't know where to go.

What happens on the roof top of Kyle's house when Stan and Kyle haven't seen each other for ten months?

Stan is hiding something from Kyle but is too scared to tell him. On a sleepover when Stan starts sleep talking and reliving his favourite memories with Kyle will the truth finally come out? /SLASH/ Kyle x Stan OneShot Kyle's POV

The obscenities and confessions just seem to gush out when Stan drinks. And tonight was no different. Includes boys love, vomit, Doritos and crackers. Rated M for the language.

After being kicked out of his now ex-girlfriend Wendy's house Stan is left with no where to go. After trying to make his way back to South Park for three days he finds himself at a bar in a city in Colorado that he doesn't know the name of. What happens when fate sends an old friend his way and a bit of luck? Slash / Style

A collection of Staig! At first they hate each other so much that they can't even be in the same room without trying to kill each other. And then... -A collaborative effort between zombiesanscafe/stan and myself/craig

Oneshot smut - Stan keeps coming to Kenny to complain about how much his life sucks without realizing that typically-carefree Kenny is hurting too. -Stenny, Stan/Kenny slash, Warnings: NC-17, "Seme"!Kenny, "Uke"!Stan, Sex, Oral, Breathplay

/So what? Maybe it's simpler than that. Maybe he's Stan and you're Kyle and you've been attached at the hip since before you could wipe your own asses./ -Kyan/Style-

A love triangle breaks out between Kyle, Stan and Eric once Kyle and Stan agree to let Eric stay with them in the midst of his drug addiction. Mixture of Stanman, Kyman and Style.

Maybe home isn't a house, because a house is no more than wood and nails and impermanence and decay. Maybe a home is a person, and that person had always been Kyle. Kyle/Stan, mentions Kenny/Wendy

Stan Marsh doesn't exactly have the sunniest disposition. With a wedding around the corner, he's thrust back into a life with the worst people he knows: his family. Luckily, he has a few good friends to help him keep his optimism alive and kicking. Style.

'I've been afraid of changing because I built my life around you.' The future terrifies Stan for vastly different reasons than most people.

Cartman is bored at home and his allergies are bad. Good thing Stan is there to keep him company. Yaoi. Stanman

Even at 20 years old, there are a lot of things the boys haven't tried. The unspoken mission is to fix that. Rated M for later chapters. Boys Love.

Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle

There's not much left of plain old Stan, but Kyle determinedly hopes to himself that there's more of him left than meets the eye. Post S15E08, Kyan Style PWP, top!Kyle. One-shot, lemon.

Kyle Broflovski wakes up to a very naked best friend. Queue the crashing down of the heterosexuality illusion. Style, slight K2. Heavy lemon people, if you don't want to read gay sex, don't read.

"When all the things that made you laugh just make you sick... How do you go on when nothing makes you happy?" Style fic, based on You're Getting Old/Ass Burgers. near suicide warning.

Stan and Kyle are starting their senior year in high school, and after a crazy party at Clyde's, Kyle realizes he has feelings for Stan! But...does Stan feel the same way? Stan/Wendy, eventual Stan/Kyle.

John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M

Another random happening has been unleashed on SouthPark, this time turning them into animal hybrids. Stan, once again, is not affected, or is he? And why does he smell SO good to Kenny? M for a reason. KennyXStan in that order. Smut and swearing.

Because thou shalt always, ALWAYS trust your tattoo artist... Stenny, Kyman, Clutters. M for a reason.

Kyan Uke!Stan Seme!Kyle Stan must be punished for ditching Kyle for Wendy. xD

The girls are out of town, and Stan and Kyle are all alone... They shout aloud, they scream aloud, and THEY LIKE IT. Song fic, Style and it's puuuuure smut! 8D Rated M for naughty times!

It's been a month into Stan and Cartman's relationship but Stan still wants reassurance from his new love that he cares about him. So does Cartman. The two decide to dig deeper into their feelings and in the end, both are surprised at what they find.

Shelley has always been abusing Stan. But after learning about his most guarded secret, the abuse turns deadly. Can Kyle save his best friend in time? SLASH Style, Bunny, slight Candy. COMPLETE

Kenny challenges Stan and Kyle to a round of the 'nervous game'. one-shot, yaoi, Stylenny! Style, K2, Stenny. S-L-A-S-H! Mostly Style. Delicious lime.

When their WoW server is down, what will Stan, Kyle, and Cartman do? Two-shot.

My first fanfic, it's a StanxKenny slashfic

For once, Kyle doesn't hate Kenny for being such a manipulative little bastard. KennyxStan, KylexStan silly smut XD

Stan and Kyle have one hell of a sleepover. Rated M for a reason.

COMPLETE, StanKyle. She wanted me to be the perfect boyfriend. He wanted me to be the perfect best friend. I couldn't be both, could I?

A story about hitting the quarter-life crisis and why moving in with your super-best doesn't always work so well. In which Kyle is uptight, Stan is a mess, Kenny knows too much and Cartman...is faring better than all of them. Slash. K/K/S triangle.

Is there a homosexual version of "the talk?" If so, Stan needs briefed on it right away, as Ike is asking questions and Kyle isn't giving any answers. Jesus Christ... this is going to be a long night. Rated M! Stan/Kyle relationship - Stan/Ike smut

Stan passed his driving test. Can that be? Stan/Kyle, Slash, Lemon/smut, OneShot

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny go on a camping trip! Smut happens..Stenny /Slash/ Please read and review!

Style. Ahh, relationship issues. Stan wants a chance to be on top ; . Rated for language and suggestive scenes.

Stan gets more than a head full of information when Kyle invites him to the library to help with his term paper. SK Mature for a reason! Joint fic by Cszemis and IBB.

[ONE SHOT] The Marsh's have a new hot tub installed. 15yearold Stan and Kyle decide to copy what their dads did a few years previous.

Kyle and Stan both think that their relationship is strictly meaningless. When Stan wants to end it, Kyle tries and gets him back. Both discover something they never knew…and have one hell of a time. Plz R&R Slash KxS