RAAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!!!! (Yeah, I'm feeling kind of random today!!!)

Name: James

Status: Unpopular-Emo

Species: Vulcan... Nah, jks, we don't know yet.

Gender: Girl! (And does that make a difference in the species department? Guys reading this, get back to me.)

Style: Goth

Crowd: Mainly boys, girls that are NOT stuck up and popular, and animals! (Don't ask!)

Favourite Food: Cherries

Mental Illnesses: Depression, Insanity

Motto: If all good things come to an end, do bad things to make it last longer!

Likes: Black, animals, computers, the internet, blue, fighting, books, friends, Shugo Chara, Bleach, Naruto, anime, manga, Ikuto and various other things that I am purely to lazy to list.

Hates: Sterotypes, adults, teachers, horror movies, Nightmare on Elm Street theme song, dumb people, snobs, and various things that I can't be bothered listing.

Okay, I admit, I'm a total freak. I'm obsessed with writing and books. I enjoy writing full length stories and poems, but not so much one-shots. I love doing AU stories, because I can make my own little world, plus add a bit of myself into the story. I can be very dramatic with my stories, because I love putting in emotion.

If my stories are filled with anger and sadness, than it means I'm pobably in a bad mood. If there's romance going on, than I'm probably either dating a guy, or I like one. If the story is all going along well, with my characters safe, but the stories just kind of at that weird planning stage, where the're finding lots of twists and turns, than I'm most likely in a good mood.

Please be honest when you do reviews, because I might need a bit of help if everyone hates my stories. (I don't bite!)

I will mainly focus on doing stories with: Okay, I've tried to put a list here a few times, but it keeps changing when I find something else that I like... I'll just say Anime, alright?

But I won't be doing any stories for a long while. I have other crap to attend to.

Now for a warning: I'm emo, so if you don't like it, PISS OFF!! If I turn into a total bitch, than scold me for it. I may need a swift kick in the behind.

I will give advice to poeple, and give many reviews. If you don't like it, than too bad so sad. I can be a nice person when I get around to it, but first you need to get my respect, and that doesn't come easy. Life ain't fair, and neither am I.

I have the ability to lie, so I'll use it. I'm not saying I lie to anyone reading this or my reviews, but it's just my more obvious personality, so if your big on truth, I'n not your cup of tea.

Anyway, these are some funny chain mails from BenderCat and others that I thought were hilarious.

~24 things to do in an elevator!~

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

:) This is Evil Smiley. Evil Smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he can see the world.

This one is pure genius: I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you think that girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love all kinds of dragons, including the evil ones that destroy cities, towns, livestock, and people, then copy and paste this to your profile and join the club.

If you're looking at this just because you are looking for junk to copy&paste, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

if you think rap is the most awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.-And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if your trying to be an Author.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!

If you want to sue both Disney and Nick for various reasons, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you agree that it is SO unfair that all good looking guys are either: in your head, in a manga, a vampire, taken, or two or three of the above, copy and past this on your profile.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Ritsuka Elric, LUNAR-W0LF (Hehe... I do that everywhere...), TheNextAliceOwO (HAHAHA My friend and I did it TWICE at the same time on the same day)Dementra17

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? The rough draft always comes before the masterpiece.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by being cautioned, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. (My world finally makes sense again! XD)

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

If somethings wrong with me, it's birth defect. Ask mum.

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response
time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80 percent of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80 percent of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.

Did you know...
1) If you play a trick on someone once, they will fall for it again as long as you keep a good space of time between the incidents
2) No matter how many times you pick your nose, the boogers will never go away.
3) You'll be more popular if you try not to act popular than if you try to act popular.
4) The bigger the house, the bigger the chance of it being haunted.
5) If everyone believes that a wall is not solid, it won't be solid.
6) However, pushing on the wall and saying that it is not solid doesn't help.
7) People will be impressed if you use big words.
8) Teenagers will just stare and try to comprehend it.
9) Saying you're a gangster doesn't really mean your a gangster.
10) Being a nerd may make you unpopular in high school, but in the future you can order Chicken McNuggets from the popular kids.
11) 10 percent of people will leave this alone.
12) 90 percent will repost this just for the heck of it.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?!"

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable? (Yeah, why not!?)

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you can laugh at the saddest part in an anime by making fun of the animation or someones oblvious dissision. Crazy is when you stare at a penciland laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight realted thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. NONONO CRAzY is when, you and your cousins see a guy of a Four-wheeler and chase him away form the yard your in! Crazy would definatley be when you make out with a pillow, imaginin it was Ikuto! Crazy is when you see a guy by the deli who looks like Edward so you stick your head out the car roof window and scream at him, "HEY! WHERES YOUR VOLVO!? CALL ME WHEN YOU FIND IT, WE CAN TALK!" nononono ur all wrong crazy is when you watch and read every shugo chara! thing ever made, and when ikuto appears on the screen or on the page, you lick him!! Crazy is when you ask Nathaniel to list every Enterprise ship off Star Trek, then start running around in circles shouting LALALALALA at the top of your lungs, despite the fact that he stopped already! And no, Nathaniel is NOT an anime dude! I'm not that bad! / If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is verb a noun?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my coke!

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegitarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say somthing intellegent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Micheal Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. See someone intelligent become president.

If you've ever gotten fifteen minutes into a horror movie and then insisted that it be turned off, copy this into your profile. (I got fifteen minutes into the grinch, and screamed at my dad to turn it off! But I was six, so don't hurt me!)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I hope to add more hilarious chain mail, but this is it for now. Most of this is from BenderCat, who is a fantastic author, and who, from the looks of it, doesn't have a bad personality either!

We're not sarcastic-We're hilarious

We're not annoying-We're just better than you

We're not bitches-We just don't like you

This is the transcript of the true and actual radio conversation between a large Military ship and another thing. It is sooo funny:

Small Country: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Military Ship: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees north to avoid a collision.

Small Country: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Military Ship: This is the Captain of a British Navy Ship. I say again divert YOUR course.

Small Country: Negative. I say again you will have to divert YOUR course.

Military Ship: THIS IS THE AIR CRAFT CARRIER AND THE LARGEST SHIP IN THE FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE TAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP!

Small Country: We are a lighthouse. Your call.

Man, how embarressed would you feel?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird and say "Bite me".

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. (HECK YEAH!)

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews?

Manga: My OTHER anti-drug, cause if you read and buy manga, you can't afford drugs in the first place!

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile :P

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (I freakin HATE that… and pink, yuck)

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you just sang the songs listed above to check if they did have the same tune.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. …Who doesn’t?...

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren’t two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile

If someone has accused you of being bipolar when you're not, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Runelesca,Kouga'sChils, RainLily13, Kagome Niwa Mousy,Icefaery13, Dementra17

Her face looks like she's been dragged down a highway with her feet tied to a semi goin 80 by a string of rope.- Hahah my brother said this lol.

“Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit your ass down. Can’t face me? Then turn the fuck around!”

"Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head."

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Quotes

((evil be to those who think evil))

I am free. I am the wind.

The wind of freedom-that’s what I want to be like.

"Sincerity is one of the simplest yet deepest words that could touch one's heart."

"A friend is the best weapon you can have in a battlefield."

"Why say tomorrow when there's always today?"

“You should really stop hanging out with him! You’re starting to become a pervert!”

“It’s not my fault I’m cute”

"If you don't put your tongue back in your mouth, I'll personally make sure it goes In,whore."

I am the girl who got kicked out of her house because I confided my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working on the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tightly through the painful, tear filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up from nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I'll probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who the realtor hung up on us when she found out that we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the one who never knows which bathroom to use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to see the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was another female.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I'm a male.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the female home economics teacher who wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians to that.

I am the man who died because the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they found out I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the person who stopped attending Church, not because I don't believe, but because they close their doors to my kind.

I am the person who hides what I need most in the world, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents that he's in love with another man.

I am the girl who lost her best female friend because she found out that I was bi.

I am the one who got hated by her parents when they found out I like yaoi.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile, and send this on.

My name is Sarah. I am but three, my eyes are swollen. I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, what else could have made. My daddy so mad? I wish I were better. I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy. Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong. Or else I'm locked up. All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone. The house is dark. My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come. I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just. One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car. My daddy is back. From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse. My name he calls. I press myself. Against the wall. I try and hide. From his evil eyes. I'm so afraid now. I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping. He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault. That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me. And yells at me more, I finally get free. And I run for the door. He's already locked it. And I started to bawl, He takes me and throws me. Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor. With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues. With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late, His face has been twisted. Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain. Again and again, Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops. And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah. And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. This is child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

(This is very sad, please and post this You better for others may read and feel the same as us)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

1. AnimeKittyCafe,

2. HyperactivleyxBored,

3. Gem-W,

4. Bara-Minamino,

5. YavieXxXAelinel,

6. Crazy-Billie-Joe-Loving-Freak,

7. Shadow929,

8. The-Astrology-Nerd,

9. brown-eyed-angelofmusic,

10. piratesswriter/fairyxto-be,

11. The-Gypsy-Pirate-Queen,

12. watching-waiting-wishing,

13. 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed,

14. iluvdavidwright45,

15. dianeandnumairareahotcouple,

16. windsoftiti,

17. Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood,

18. i-have-issues-deal-with-it,

19. moodiful819,

20. thecrazyfatguy,

21. CheshireMax,

22. Lover-Of-Animes,

23. xxTwistedxxDarkxxDreamsxx,

24. Punkhyanogirl
25.torayouriki

26.Yamanaka Twins

27. IceFaery13

28. Dementra17