![]() Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here. About Me So, lets see. I'm 16, im in 6th form, I live in Wales, (yes, the small, wet, soggy country) I play Xbox 360 and PS3 (though not as much) and PS2 (though mainly for Kingdom Hearts) I haven't written any stories (yet) but am planning on a big one so I can Beta-Read Now For Some Copy And Paste: I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile. You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us! You're intoxicated by my very presence Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Life was so simple when girls had cooties People are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived I'm white, but I saw this and had to post it The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? 16 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART (This will keep me from leaving my mom behind in the underwear section...) 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!" 9.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.(or flip it off) 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" |
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