![]() Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Rise of the Guardians. "I reject your reality and substitute my own."-Adam Savage (SaphireDragon15) I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. If this sounds like you Copy and paste this on your profile You know that girl? The one who's always reading? You know that girl? The one who you roll your eyes at? You know that girl? The one with more books than friends? You know that girl? The one who you talk about behind her back? You know that girl? The one who doesn't have a boyfriend? You know that girl? The one who can never start a good conversation? You know that girl? The one that you think is so lame? Yeah, that girl. The one who reads to escape. Yeah, that girl. The one who's seen you laugh and roll your eyes at her. Yeah, that girl. The one who finds more comfort in books than in people. Yeah, that girl. The one who knows the rumors about her. Yeah, that girl. The one who thinks fawning over boys who will never notice her is stupid. Yeah, that girl. The one who feels uncomfortable talking to you because she knows your opinion of her. Yeah, that girl. The one who never fits in. Well, that girl has dreams. Big dreams. Some day she will live those dreams. What she doesn't have in popularity and 'coolness', she makes up in determination. Some day, her name will be remembered by everyone while yours will be forgotten. Some day, she will come out of her cocoon as a beautiful butterfly, while you're just an annoying fly. You know that girl? Yeah, that's me. by ColdnessOfLove If you think that you're That Girl, Copy and Paste this into your profile! Proof That The Human Race Is Doomed Through Stupidity On a Sears hairdryer: 'Do not use while sleeping.' (I honestly don't want to know...) On a bag of Fritos: 'You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.' (Uhhhh, so you open it at the store???) On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (I am so confused.) On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'serving suggestion: defrost' (Nah. I'll just eat a steak frozen.) Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (Oops. Bad timing there) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' (Really, now?) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (But why?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (Well darn.) On Nytol sleep aid: 'Warning: may cause drowsiness.' (Aw man. I don't wanna be drowsy! If I wanted to be tired I'd take a sleeping... nevermind.) On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or outdoor use only.' (Oh, so I can't use it. . .on Mars, I guess?) On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (Tell me more!) On Sainsbury peanuts: 'Warning: contains nuts.' (NO WAY?) On an American Airlines pack of nuts: 'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.' (Oh, thank goodness. I've always wondered how to use these things.) On a Coke bottle: 'Shake well before use.' (O_o) Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push all the buttons! There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it. It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely. Eagles may soar, but at least weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines. I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else. The evening news is where they say, "Good Evening," then proceed to tell you why it's not. People spend the first part of their lives being taught how to walk and talk, then the rest of their lives being told to sit down and shut up. They say,"Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there, pointed your finger at people, and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door." Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile. If your friends are weird (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile. Weird is good, strange, it's bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If your classmates think you're that innocent little girl who sits in the back of the room, but you're secretly thinking of violent and or annoying things to do to fictional characters, paste this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile. If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile. If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile. If you have ever walked into a room to forget what you were doing, walk away and then remember copy this into your profile. If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you should be doing your homework right now, instead of being on fanfic, copy and paste this onto your profile. I'd like to explain it to you, but your brain would explode. Don't worry, this is still a reasonable length for my profile. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*hack*HACK*cough*COUGH*wheeze*... *sigh, and I had practiced my evil laugh so much too... ah well... Okay, my updated style is the worst kind ever. I'm a really bad procrastinator, and sometimes I go months with simply no inspiration for anything creative, whether it be writing or drawing. That being said, please don't kill me if I go for an unprecedented amount of time between updates. AND NEVER BELIEVE WHEN I SAY WHEN I'LL UPDATE, I'LL JINX IT! Last thing: For the first 6 weeks of summer, I'll be out camping and will only have 24 hour breaks over the weekends, so don't expect any type of update for that period of time. I'm also planning on doing this for a few years, so I'll delete this part of my profile when I stop. |
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