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Joined 03-18-09, id: 1870785, Profile Updated: 09-23-09
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Hiya! I'm Linkin-Princess! I love Linkin Park, and I always wanted to be a princess! So Voila! My name was born!

EVERYONE GO CHECK OUT JASPERSAYSRELAX'S STORIES. NOW.

Hahaha.

Well, her stories make me laugh till I'm on the floor crying and clutching my stomach cursing, laugh till I'm bawling my eyes out, and sometimes they confuse me... where do these amazing ideas come from? Seriously, guys. Check out her stories. You will not regret it. I promise!! :D

Hmm... about me?

Name: LinkinPrincess

Age: 14.

Birthdate: 25th of August

Birthplace: Houston, TX

Favorite Colors: Black, Purple, Red, Golden

Favorite Movies: Twilight, Transformers, Transformers 2, and soon to be New Moon and Eclipse and BD

What I Want to Do When I Grow Up: Stay alive. haha

Favorite Shows: Rob & Big, Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory, Viva La Bam, and the occasional Disney.

Favorite Music: ROCK!

Favorite Bands/Artists: Linkin Park, Evanescence, Hollywood Undead, NeverShoutNever!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was
BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I am a girl from Texas and lives in Georgia! I love reading, and my favorite series are the Twilight Saga, House of Night Series, Private Novels, and Privilege Series.

~I am sooo on Team Edward! However, I prefer Taylor over Rob... I think. I honestly can't choose.

Pixidancer22 is amazing. She helped me with figuring out FanFic. Yeah... I'm a newbie! Well...

My stories so far are: Lost Forever Or Not and Forgotten. They're both in-progress, and you should go read them!

In Lost Forever Or Not, here is Bella's Prom Dress and Jacob's Tux! Click it!

Bella's Prom Dress

Jacob's Tux

I hate stereotypes...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (Edward ;D)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm Austrian, so I must be exactly like Hitler and think like a Nazi
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.(What!?)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. Hahaha
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak

The bolded ones apply to me, FYI.

I LOVE Alice Cullen! A bunch of my friends compare me to her! Anyhoo... I love the fairy TINKERBELL!

I also LOVE Evanescence.

Some of my fave bands are...

- Linkin Park

- Evanescence

- Paramore

- Korn

- Slipknot

- System of a Down

- And many more!!

-Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this onto your profile.

-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ok, here are some questions to ponder: Enjoy

-Whose
idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

-Why
is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always
white?

-Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator
with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

-Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the
vacuum one more chance?

-And my FAVORITE...
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends --
if they're okay, then it's you.

Ahhh, I love drama, it's just so dramatic!

~The best things in life, are those unseen. That's why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry and dream!~

If you have lost something or someone that you love, or care for, deeply, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile.

if you have ever randomly walked up to someone off of the street that you didnt know and said something idiotic to them copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you fuckin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

RANDOMNESS!

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and a the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

I don't obsess! I think intensely. (you have no idea)

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up (good point)

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, B--, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!
(Or my version: A friend will come bail you out if jail; a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, we f-- up.")

A good friend helps you when you fall; a best friend laughs and trips you again.

If you find that Barbossa is a racist against red apples, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm sort of afraid for the twilight movie. I swear, if any of them have even the slightest hint of a fang, I'm going to punch my tv

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that turkey-bird thing should be admitted into rehab for his obsession to Coco Puffs, C&P

If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. C&P

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle.

You know you're addicted to Twilight when August 2th is the most decorated date on your calendar. Copy and paste this into your profile if it is!

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, put this in your profile.
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
If you don't have a boyfriend, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Milk tastes good. Some people call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (wooooo!)
If you wish you could meet all your favorite celabrities, copy and past this on your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you think that Cody Linley is hot, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile
If you consider your family strange, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (Well a couple of them are)
If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you,MartaSwan, TheEmoSideOfMe, Al Luver, distress-signal, edwardcrazy, jadey.loves.twilight, robyntwilight16,AliceCullen97
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (i do it all the time if you do this to
AV is Addicted to Vampires
LES is Love Edward Syndrome
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile
If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile

Your One And Only Wish.

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favourite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that won't last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose..

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do and will do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose..

California: You like an adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose..

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Thinking of new story!! Any ideas? I got one in my mind... idk if it's good

Laadeedaa(:

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a cullen april fools day by little-miss-bookworm94 reviews
What happens when the Edward, Nessie, Emmett, and Jasper take thier pranking a little to far? This is the same story i deleted i just fixed it a little.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 3/24/2009
Bad Luck by little-miss-bookworm94 reviews
Bella catches Edward making out with Tanya. What will happen? Title will probabally change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 3014 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
Love Doesn't Come In Packages by simplyanaddiction reviews
Bella: "Many a person would wonder why an ordinary girl would be upset about marrying the Prince. Edward, my to be husband in less than 15 minutes, was marrying me on a deal." A story about a reversed marriage, and an accidental love. AH, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,666 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Pigtails and Toy Soldiers by Spider Baby-Firefly reviews
Our favorite Twilight characters are little kids, all under the age of nine. All human. ExB AxJ RxE maybe a little JxV. Fluff. Let's see what happens next. Trust me, it'll be cute. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 34,677 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
My Own Version of Suspicion! by Ftlouie24hollis reviews
When Reed was pushed to the water,she realized a lot of things.But she will first find out who wanted to kill her.She will meet Josh again back at Easton. Will she be strong enough to face him?He has Ivy and she has Upton.Who will she choose?JOSH or UPTON
Private - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,743 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009
Emmett's Entertainment by moosie49 reviews
Sorry for the lack of... um... updation? anyways, its basically funny Emmett with mostly Bella stories... Had fun writing them, so I hope you have fun reading them...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Emmett, Bella
Someone Wake Me Up by MadderThanTheCheshire reviews
AU - It's been three years since Edward left Bella, and now she's moving on with her life as a singer in a band. What happens when the Cullen's show up at one of her concerts?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,183 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Things a Vampire Can’t Do by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
A series of VERY FUNNY one-shots of things our favorite vampires can't do. Set in Eclipse. Brought to you by JasperSAYSrelax128 writer of "Oops, he did it again!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
The Good Left Undone by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Player Haters". Bella and the Cullens are starting college, and having the time of their lives......until students start to go missing. Will Bella's past have anything to do with it? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,062 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
The Black Parade by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city, to see a marching band. He said, "Son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?" He said "Because one day I'll leave you, to join the Black Parade." fullsum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,155 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Seeing Crimson by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was kidnapped by the Volturi in Eclipse, and now she's a vampire with no memory of her human life and so powerful she can kill any. What happens when her new assignment is to recrute a certain mindreader and future seeing vampire?FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009
Player Haters by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Bella have been bickering since kindergarten. He's a player, and she is his sister's best friend. What happens when they discover their true feelings for each other, right before it all ends? ALL HUMAN! FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
My Black Dahlia by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she became a drug/cutting addict. She is sent to Rehab, but what if her doctor, who is supposed to help her get better, is the reason she's there? Will she except help from Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,571 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Forget by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was changed into a vampire in New Moon when searching for the meadow. Now she has a new family and awesome powers and moves back to Forks....and runs into a certain family. Will they get along? Pranks! REALLY funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,715 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
The Inevitable by 2gsdip reviews
-Eclipse in Edward's POV- I stared menacingly at my adversary. She wanted so desperately to end my reason for existence. A love for a love. But that would never happen. If my angel’s heart were to stop beating it would be at my hands and my hands alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 158,577 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
The Diary by bite-me-im-irish reviews
Edward never returns in New Moon because Bella didn't jump off the cliff. Seventeen years later and Bella and her husband are in a car accident. Bella's only daughter is left alone and when she finds her mother's old diary, what secrets will unfold?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,195 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
1st ch of PL in Josh's POV by onlycaptainswan reviews
find out what josh was thinking in the first chapter of Paradise Lost
Private - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
First Blush by DJWMom reviews
Breaking Dawn from Edwards Perspective
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,066 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Everlasting by Red1113 reviews
When Edward leaves Bella he runs to Alaska. What happens when Bella's friends decide to take her the same place? And what is wrong with Bella? And who's Damien& what's with the riddle? Pure romance. Angst. Mystery. Suspense. And HUGE SURPRISES. NO SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 112,247 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Isle Esme II by 2carm2carm2 reviews
What will happen when all the Cullens go on vacation to Isle Esme. What happens when the girls and boys get in a fight. How many bad jokes can Emmett make? How much bonding time can Edward take until he cracks? Set after Breaking Dawn. In Alice POV, R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,634 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Girls Just Want to Have Fun by 2carm2carm2 reviews
Bella, Rosalie and Alice were annoyed with Edward, Emmett and Jasper. They get a strange idea. So now the girls are traveling to Canada to meet Rob Pattinson, Kellan Lutz, and Jackson Rathbone. Big surprises with twists and turns, and Edward. Oh Dang! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,119 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Kids Say the Darndest Things by Scar24 reviews
AU/AH "It's okay Edward, Mommy doesn't love Daddy anymore. I think she loves you." I just stared at Hannah as Edward grinned smugly. "Um, Rose let me call you back," I said looking into his hypnotizing green eyes. Oh, what have I gotten myself into?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,289 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Seattle, Love by lune d'ete reviews
Bella is tranferred to a boarding school in seattle. . . What happens when she learns that her new roomie is a guy whose's name is Edward Cullen? AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,638 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009
The Bet by April231 reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie have been best friends most of their lives and when the three gorgeous Cullen boys move to town Rose bets Alice and bella that she can make Emmett fall in love faster than either of them can get the other two to fall for them
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,403 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2815 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Mistletoe by Don'tLetThemGetYouDown reviews
Can I kiss you?" Like he needed to ask. "I don't think my boyfriend would like that very much." I whispered stopping my assault to the side of his face. He froze as if suddenly realizing that Mike existed. I nibbled on his ear. "But I know I would." Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,261 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullens on Work Experience by VB4ECULLEN reviews
The Cullens are given a school assignment, work experience for a week. How will Carlisle react? And who is able to annoy the hell out of all of them? Will they do battle? Read this story and answer all these questions and more!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,203 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Only Thing by Bubbly722 reviews
When Edward leaves Bella, she is crushed. She knows she couldn't live without him, so she does the only thing she can think of to get him back. But just how far is too far? Trust me, the story is better than the summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,347 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella - Complete
Rosalie's Twilight by Lucy Twilight Lover reviews
Ok so this is basically Twilight from Rosalie's POV, i hope you like it PLEASE DO lol.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,976 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
Always Suspicious ? by Rebecca Bookie reviews
My ideas and views for Suspicion by Kate Brian. ENJOY
Private - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,083 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
Player Meets Game by POOCULLEN reviews
Sequel to PMGirl. When Bella transforms into a stay-in-dorm-all-day-studying wallflower and removes Edward from her list of #1 priorities, the 'old' Cullen comes out to play. How long before they realize that games end and there's always a winner? AH,OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009
Without You by TrueImmortality reviews
I tried to visualize the Cullen family without their creator, their center, and their guide--their father, Carlisle. I couldn't see it." Bella begins, after one short afternoon, to see what happens when a coven is bereft of its leader...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 92,740 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Never Ending by Ragdoll-Ranny reviews
This is the Chapter from Breaking Dawn, the night before the Wedding. I have created Edward's perspective on the story, and then got creative on his stag night where Bella isn't present. I hope I have done Twilight justice as my first attempt. Enjoy :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,613 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's Birthday by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
It is Emmett's birthday and Bella doesn't know what to get him. So she gives him her. She is his servant for 24 hours. Nothihng can go wrong right. Cullens are vamps
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,603 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008
Unsinkable by TheGirlOfManyObsessions reviews
Bella is a first class girl who dreams of nothing more than a simple life. Edward is a third class ‘street rat’ just trying to get by. When the two meet on the grand Titanic, everything will change. Better than it sounds! I promise! AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,492 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ghosts and Ghoulies by PixelatedThoughts reviews
Halloween...Cullen style! Bella experiences her first Halloween with the Cullen clan. Magical and mysterious mishaps ensue! Better summary inside. Human Bella. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,206 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008
Midnight Sun Continued by ForksVampireGirl reviews
I went about this in the same way Stephenie Meyer had started Midnight Sun. All the dialog originally from Bella's POV is directly quoted from Twilight. This is Edward's POV, picking up where she left off, midway through chapter 11.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,010 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One For The Money by readinangel reviews
What would you do for a million dollars? Enter the Rat Race, with six contestants racing halfway across the country for their chance to hit it big. Lie, Cheat, Steal, all for the prize. Roll the Dice. Play the Game. And Win, no matter the cost... AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
All's Fair in a Lover's War by readinangel reviews
Bella’s life is good and her perfect boyfriend Edward makes it even better. But when they get into a fight, it starts an all out war between friends. Secrets are revealed, alliances are made; people are crushed. Who will win this ultimate lover’s spat? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009
Getting Kicked Out Of A Fair by readinangel reviews
Sequel to GKOOWM, Alice finds another list... oh no. Join Al, Em, Ed, Bell, Jazz, and Rose as the encounter flirty belly dancers, freedom seeking Elephants, and a monkey named cat! Humorous fun, watch as chaos comes once again!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009
Midnight Sun by xocharleyfletcherxo reviews
Midnight Sun continued
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To catch a falling star by Red1113 reviews
Could Jasper actually catch a falling star? One-shot! Pure fluff but not pointless
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Great Fire by teishamarie reviews
When a storm causes a blackout at the Cullen house, they decide to tell eachother scary stories. When Carlisle tells his story, he recounts what really happened at the time of the Great Fire. To Be Revised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Breaking Up by Hawkesey reviews
What happens when Bella catches Edward cheating, mere weeks before the wedding?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,305 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas with the Cullens! by ggpet reviews
This is going to be Bella's first Christmas with the Cullens, but not even Jasper can calm down the tense atmosphere between Edward and Emmet who have been fighting for the past week now. Will they make up before the New year?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
The Call by ladynobody reviews
Set in New Moon. What if Bella and not Jacob picked up the phone when Edward called? In EPOV this is a follow up to The Phone which is BPOV. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,802 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jammed by book-worm928 reviews
Emmett is in a rush, and he isn't so proud of his locker at the moment.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
Never Again by Red1113 reviews
What if Edward came back to Bella but didn't find her in her house? where is she? and how is she. TWO-SHOTS. PLZ R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Be Safe by BitexMexEdward reviews
Mike led me into the forest. I thought we were just stepping outside for a minute? I began to worry. Maybe I should have listened to Edward's warning. 'Kiss me,' Mike whispered.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,801 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
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I Know What You Are reviews
Mike finds out what the Cullens are. Please review! It's just a one-shot! By first shot at humor! Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Mike - Complete
Don't Stay reviews
Jacob and Nessie head off to travel the world for a year. Meanwhile, the Cullen Crew minus Carlisle and Esme decide to head off to college. While there, Rose meets a certain someone she doesn't like. Inspired by the song Don't Stay by Linkin Park. R&R plz
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Rosalie
Bring Me To Life to Leave Out All The Rest reviews
Basically, my version of New Moon with a twist. : R&R! Reviews keep me updating! 1st fanfic! Bad summary, but good story! READ! Inspired by Linkin Park and Evanescence. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forgotten reviews
Edward's POV of New Moon. What he does, where he goes, and more! 2nd fanfic! Not good at summaries, but click me! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella