![]() Author has written 4 stories for Twilight. Hiya! I'm Linkin-Princess! I love Linkin Park, and I always wanted to be a princess! So Voila! My name was born! EVERYONE GO CHECK OUT JASPERSAYSRELAX'S STORIES. NOW. Hahaha. Well, her stories make me laugh till I'm on the floor crying and clutching my stomach cursing, laugh till I'm bawling my eyes out, and sometimes they confuse me... where do these amazing ideas come from? Seriously, guys. Check out her stories. You will not regret it. I promise!! :D Hmm... about me? Name: LinkinPrincess Age: 14. Birthdate: 25th of August Birthplace: Houston, TX Favorite Colors: Black, Purple, Red, Golden Favorite Movies: Twilight, Transformers, Transformers 2, and soon to be New Moon and Eclipse and BD What I Want to Do When I Grow Up: Stay alive. haha Favorite Shows: Rob & Big, Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory, Viva La Bam, and the occasional Disney. Favorite Music: ROCK! Favorite Bands/Artists: Linkin Park, Evanescence, Hollywood Undead, NeverShoutNever! The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was I am a girl from Texas and lives in Georgia! I love reading, and my favorite series are the Twilight Saga, House of Night Series, Private Novels, and Privilege Series. ~I am sooo on Team Edward! However, I prefer Taylor over Rob... I think. I honestly can't choose. Pixidancer22 is amazing. She helped me with figuring out FanFic. Yeah... I'm a newbie! Well... My stories so far are: Lost Forever Or Not and Forgotten. They're both in-progress, and you should go read them! In Lost Forever Or Not, here is Bella's Prom Dress and Jacob's Tux! Click it! I hate stereotypes... I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. The bolded ones apply to me, FYI. I LOVE Alice Cullen! A bunch of my friends compare me to her! Anyhoo... I love the fairy TINKERBELL! I also LOVE Evanescence. Some of my fave bands are... - Linkin Park - Evanescence - Paramore - Korn - Slipknot - System of a Down - And many more!! -Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this onto your profile. -If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Ok, here are some questions to ponder: Enjoy -Whose -Why -Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator -Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum -And my FAVORITE... Ahhh, I love drama, it's just so dramatic! ~The best things in life, are those unseen. That's why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry and dream!~ If you have lost something or someone that you love, or care for, deeply, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile. if you have ever randomly walked up to someone off of the street that you didnt know and said something idiotic to them copy this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you fuckin' could, copy this into your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. RANDOMNESS! Here's a joke... there are 3 men who need to get across a lake... the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across... he gets big muscles and swims across... but almost dies 5 times... the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and a the tools he needs to get across... he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across... but he almost dies 3 times... the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains... he turns into a woman... walks 4 yards... and crosses the bridge If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. I don't obsess! I think intensely. (you have no idea) Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up (good point) A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumb ass?" A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, B--, RUN!" A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!! A good friend helps you when you fall; a best friend laughs and trips you again. If you find that Barbossa is a racist against red apples, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm sort of afraid for the twilight movie. I swear, if any of them have even the slightest hint of a fang, I'm going to punch my tv If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that turkey-bird thing should be admitted into rehab for his obsession to Coco Puffs, C&P If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. C&P If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle. You know you're addicted to Twilight when August 2th is the most decorated date on your calendar. Copy and paste this into your profile if it is! I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile Your One And Only Wish. Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which colour do you like more, black or white? 6. Name a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favourite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one) Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that won't last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose.. Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do and will do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose.. California: You like an adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose.. Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! Thinking of new story!! Any ideas? I got one in my mind... idk if it's good Laadeedaa(: |
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