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![]() Author has written 6 stories for Warriors. The Most Awesome Singers Ever I like old music too Michael Jackson Janet Jackson Amerie Alicia Keys Letoya Mariah Carey Keyshia Cole Usher Genuwine The Gap Band Con Funk Shun Aretha Franklin Beyonce The Worst Singers Ever Hannah monatana All Others Fall in between Favorite Warriors characters: Brambleclaw Tawnypelt Leafpool Feathertail Firestar Squirrelflight Hated Warriors characters: Tigerstar Scourge Ashfur Favorite Warriors pairings: CinderxJay HollyxBreeze BramblexSquirrel BerryxBerry Hated Warriors pairings: SquirrelxAsh List your twelve favorite warrior charecters in no order. They can be the original authors or yours. 1. Brambleclaw 2. Firestar 3. Squirrelflight 4. Mistyfoot 5. Feathertail 6. Graystripe 7. Spottedleaf 8. Sorreltail 9. Swiftfire 10. Leafpool 11. Tawnypelt 12. Rainstar 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Gross he's tooo old for her 2. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Rainstar and Sorreltail aren't gay and it's impossible. 4.Can you recall any fics about Nine? No because I created her 5.Would Two and Six make a good couple? They aren't gay so no 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? No they aren't gay 7. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Squirrelflight starts stalking Leafpool, and finally Leafpool gets tired of it. Calling on her Power of the Stars, she blows Squirrelflight all the way to StarClan. 8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? No waaay he beongs to Squirrelflight 9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Slash 10.Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? No 11. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No 12. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No 13. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I Need You .Alicia Keys Crazy! 14.If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? There will be much fighting over one beautiful she-cat 15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Never 16. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "Brambleclaw and Spottedleaf are in a happy relationship until Swiftfire runs off with Mistfyfoot. Brambleclaw, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Tawnypelt and a brief unhappy afair with Rainstar, then follows the wise advice of Feathertail and finds true love with Squirrelflight. What title would you give this fic? True love 17. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? That's gay and scary I think Never will any evil reveiwers drive me away.thinking :HOPEFULLY Also you can find my stories in www.booksie.com as Swansong102 Stop Flamers Now! No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can! Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now" Copy this onto your profile if you think Jayfeather, Hollyleaf, and Lionblaze are Leafpool and CROWFEATHER's kits. IF WARRIOR CATS IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK EVER COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile If you act random most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’ If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile If you are sugar high most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile If you ever fallen over laughing for no reason cut and paste this on your profile. If you've ever cut and pasted cut and paste this on your profile. If you talk back to the TV cut and paste this on your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile If you wish to be Squirrelflight or Leafpool copy and paste this into your profile If you think warriors is the best books of all copy and paste this into your profile If you wish the warriors books are true copy and paste this into your profile 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile! If you think energy drinks are bad for you because they make you spazz out, copy and paste this on your profile. If you guys love warriors, copy and paste this on your profile. If you guys love to read, copy and paste this on your profile. If you like to get up early and go to school, copy and paste this on your profile. If you like the outdoors, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think flamers are dirt bags who spend their day thinking of ways to insult people, copy and paste this on your profile. If your an eco-nut, copy and paste this on your profile. If your best friend's mom thinks your other best friend is a whack job, copy and paste this on your profile. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. Ways to make sure you're insane At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. As often as possible, skip rather than walk . Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme . Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!" If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (Actually my best friend, a boy is practicallly the same person as me) If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped, got up, and then fell right back down (copy and paste this to your profile) If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. ((All of 'em!)) Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (W00T!) If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking. · Don't show off driving, if you want to race go to Indianapolis. · Excuses never please anyone but the person giving them. · Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. · There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. · Don't let what others think decide who you are. · Stand up for what is right, even if you are standing alone · You can know someone better in a moment of honesty than you ever can in a lifetime of lies. · Don't let your life wait for other people. · Dropping a cellular phone in a bathtub full of water kinda will kill the phone. · Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple. · Don't ever fall in love with someone more than 1,000 miles away, it usually doesn't work. (coughcoughmistcoughcough) · If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!! · If you fall on your friends rollerblades and end up with a huge scar on your leg from falling, don't use the same friends rollerblades again when you have brand new pants on! · What does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger. · Speaking in public gets easier with practice. · Don't do cheers off a diving board. · Ten years from now (or sometimes even next year) what we freak out about or are embarrassed by won't matter. · Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up. · When in doubt, duck. When certain don't bother, cuz you're already screwed. · If your teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or he'll give you a zero for the test grade, he means it. Really. · Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things. · Nothing is ever too good to be true. · Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it. · You REALLY should do what needs to be done NOW, and not later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable. · If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!! · Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world! · You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught. · Hair is flammable. VERY flammable. · Never ever trust your friend with a scissors against your hair. · White cats/dogs don't mix with black clothes. · Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny. · You never know when you're making a memory. · If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine. · If you allow others to laugh with you, you'll be GREAT! · Chose your friends carefully, you are what they are. · There are two kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes. · Everyone has a choice as to which we want to be...and everyone is a little of both. · Milk crates make boring pets. · Never pierce your belly button in the dark...or with a safety pin. · Never, ever, EVER let someone of the opposite gender make you compromise your standards. Never. · Truly anything is possible when you follow your heart. The sky is no longer the limit. · God doesn't make junk. · Mistakes...we all make them. Sometimes if we're lucky, an eraser will do the trick, we can rub it across the page, wipe away the dust, and all that's left of our careless mess is a hardly noticeable smudge. But some mistakes can't be erased, no matter how old or young we are. · When you're 14 and don't even have your temps don't try driving...especially when all your friends are around watching. · Dance like no one is watching. · Write like no one is gonna read your words. · BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway. · Don't say something you wouldn't want your parents, God, or your crush to hear. · Even before you say sorry (volunteer or otherwise), think about how you would feel in their shoes. THEN you can properly say sorry · If you find out your boyfriend has been cheating on you, don’t go up to him in public, yell at him, and then slap him; it will make both of you look bad. Alternative: Talk with him, alone. And if you find out that he’s been cheating on you for more than a month, then slap him as hard as you damn well can. -Storm Midnight · Never jump over a hurdle without experience or supervision, It hurts! - Mist Lionshade · If you yell at your older (male) sibling , but you don’t physically fight with him, you're scared of him. If he yells at you, but doesn't physically fght with you, he is a wimp and you have the right to call him a --. - Light Mischief · It takes someone great to give me a real smile on my face. - Littlewhisker · It takes someone even greater to make you cry. - Littlewhisker again. The world really does go on for as far as you can see, so don't be short-sighted. historicxx -don't worry about what other's think of you, just worry about what you think of yourself-Twitchtail13 · Dance like no body's watching. Sing like no body's listening. Love like you've never been hurt before. Live like heaven is on Earth. -Dovetail -Dare to dream, hope, believe, feel, find, and love. If people look at you when acting funny, just look at them funny right back, they'll think you're psychosomatic, and we'll all be happy. -AnThony Kaz What I wish I’ve known sooner: Copy and paste this to your profile and add something to the list! If you've ever wanted to give someone a big hug because they gave you an awesome review, copy and paste this onto you're profile. If you bug your friends to review your work, copy and paste this onto you're profile. If you think Sonny and Sonny 2 by armor games is AWESOME, copy and paste this onto you're profile. If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that Bluestar shames Firestar badly when giving out warrior names, copy and paste this to your profile. What kind of name is Squirrelflight? Birchfall? Whitewing? If you believe that Firestar can't name his Clan worth a crap, then copy and paste this to your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you adore pandas, copy this into you profile. If you're friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy this into your profile. If you love copy thingies, copy this into your profile. If you haven't and never will smoke, drink, (Like get drunk and do something stupid. Occasional wine and church wine is fine) and do drugs and are proud of it, (Which you are!) copy this into your profile If you have ever ran into a glass door, copy this into your profile. Ninety-fivepercent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, natureboy3,Swiftfire102 If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, (actually I have) Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna (I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlewhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!) Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-leader of SkyClan (sadly, I just entered middle school and I have a two-story house and so I am falling up the stairs all the time!!), natureboy3, If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off. If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't watch the OC, Family Guy, Laguna Beach, or any other TV shows like that religiously and never will, copy this into your profile. If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool If you have ever been asked your age and you said the age that you were a year ago, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know at least 8 different types of cats, copy and paste this into your profile and list the 8 different kinds of cats at the top of your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile! Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile. If you think Bluestar is a few fries short of a Happy Meal(if u know what i mean),copy and paste this into your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Millie stole Graystripe from Silverstream, copy and pates this into your profile. CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sarklingpool If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the poor leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. I am a cat demon. Well, part of one. I know I'm not a werewolf or a werecat. I yowl, not howl. I shriek, I don't scream. I've filed my nails to a really sharp point. -polishes nails on shirt- I have fangs! I believe in StarClan. If you're part of a cat demon, know it, and are proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name: Steeltalon, warriorfreak, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool, natureboy3, If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. Crazy? I was crazy once! I would sing stupid songs at school, then read books on how to read! But then I died, and people put daisies on my grave, and one is bending down and tickling me on my nose, so I'm giggling and everyone is scared of me because I'm dead and I'm not supposed to be giggling so no more daisies! I know, I'm crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! Copy and paste this into your profile if this applies to you, and you know it does. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile. Sayings by me: A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet Though shall have dominian over all beasts, exept, of course, cats. Felines 10:13 If at first you don't succeed, Try harder! Fermae la Figure (Fer-may La Fig-your)Shut your face in french) Fermae la bousche(Fer-may La Boosh)Shut your mouth in french) Wierd is the same as different and different is the same as unique, so thank you! Please don't be alarmed, unless your not me. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, UNDER GOD, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. If you thing UNDER GOD should stay in the pledge of allegiance, copy and paste this onto your profile. One thing: What's the big deal about Twilight? If you don't get what the big flipping deal about Twilight is, copy and paste this onto your profile. 15 Things to do in Walmart 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" 11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE Take time and read each sentence 1)Put ur Ipod/Mp3 player/itunes etc. on shuffle 2)For each question click the next button to get your answer 3)YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! 4)You can put any comments in parentheses next to the song 5)Put it on your profile! 1.What would you say about your boyfriend? Can't Stop Now (Love Is Calling) (smh gotta love Tammi Terrell don't ya?) 2.What is the first thing you say in the mornings? Over (Thanks LeToya Luckett ) 3.Your teacher is... Bug A Boo (So fitting for Mr. Feinberg -_-) 4.What's written on your class's black board/white board? She's Out Of My Life (what'd you do Mr. Broadney? Joking isn't always the answer) 5.How would you describe your neighbor? R U Tuff Enuff (Well Rebbie is my neighbor tough enough?) 6.What would your best friend say about you? Hollywood Tonight (well Carlie's the one who can sing O.o) 7.How do you feel right now? Street Thing (Well me and Jojo had a street thing going on *tear* ) 8.What's on your bedside table right now? Don't Walk Away (Michael of all the songs you have this one popped up right?) 9.What did you do when you woke up this moring? Teenage Love Affair (Well I did last week not this week) 10.When you open your wardrobe you see... The Story Of Beauty (There's no rape victim in my closet!!) 11.What did you say after you last attended a concert? Unbreakable (Once again MJ you fail to surprise me) 12.If you had to write a Twilight Fanfiction right now,what would it be titled? Lover Man (Well Alicia if that's what you want...) 13.A song you would sing at your school's talent show is... Where Do We Go From Here (Well I would sing it at my old elementary school to certain people -_-) 14.My life's theme song would be... Gangsta Lovin' (Hmmm... I feel discriminated cuz I'm black 15.How would you describe what you are doing right now? Upgrade U (I'm not upgrading, do I look like a phone) 16.if you had to go and jump off a building what would your last words be? I'm Grown (Woooooow... Thanks Tiffany Evans) 17.Your motto is... I Refuse (Gotta love Aaliyah :). My family would probably agree) 18.If you could buy anything in the world you would buy... Bittersweet (Is that possible) 19.What did you dream about last night? Lesson Learned (Alicia are you ever helpful?) 20.Any last words? No Scrubs (Who wants em?) This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is weirdo cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line DO NOT READ WHAT IS BELOW IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE WHEN IT COMES TO POSTING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!! Scary-a.. thing.. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. If you hate sterotypes copy and paste this on your proflie SUPPORT THE BUNNY! ( )( ) Hope all you readers/writers like my work, please read and review. I accept anonymous reviews. Also check out some of my favorites. peace out!! |
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