
Author has written 1 story for Fullmetal Alchemist.
Kez: So we finally made it-- the joint profile between me and Gil. And no, we aren’t gonna give you the names of our real accounts, but cake goes to anyone who figures it out. And the cake is ttly not a lie.
Gil: And before you ask, I am not a guy. Neither is Kez. We are both gender-neutral-chibi-things (maybe)
Kez: It doesn't work if you say that we aren’t guys, ya know.
Gil: Whatever...
Kez: Being yaoi fangirls would have been ample evidence supporting us being teenage girls, but you don’t really need to know anymore then that. We know each other in real life, but we see each other very rarely in person and do most of our communicating online.
Gil: That's why I am married to Google Docs. I love it. It loves me.
Kez: We use Google Docs to do our work, so we can both write the same thing at the same time. This method works better than all others we’ve tried so far.
Gil: So if if you ever need to write crack fics with friends, use it. But I claimed him first.
Kez: So does this mean I get Microsoft?
Gil: Sure.
Kez: Or maybe we can ship them together!!1!
Gil: That’s officially now my new OTP. XD
Kez: We are yaoi fans. We like some Het pairings, but not very many.
Gil: That was a lie. We like a LOT of both.
Kez: You have a lot. Our list of favorite pairings:
Hetalia:
Gil: PruHun, Aus/Hun, SeychellesXSealand, KoreaXBelarus
Kez: I OBJECT! Wait a moment, No I don’t. /is not PrusHun fan, but Gil is a pretty big one. We agree on some pairings, most, but not all. And that final one? Canon.
Gil: Totally! They're perfect for each other.
Kez: I like KoreaChina too, in certain fics. My OTP is Ameripan though.
Gil: So who are your
Kez: I agree with the last three you mentioned, and I also like... thinks... Romania/Hungary... AmeriBel, Hmmm... FranceLisa, ThaiViet, RusBela for the humor, and yeah... Oh, I forgot! HunJap! (Is tempted to put every China pairing here because Kez is convinced that China is pulling a Mulan.) Onto the yaoi. AMERIPAN!!!! SLK!!!! /Both of us are obsessed with SLK, and end up mentioning it in almost every conversation we have, so might as well get it over with now.
Gil: Our yaoi pairings list is long. Really, really really, really, really, really long.
Kez: Probably easier to list the ones we don’t like. Or just our favorites.
Gil: Favorites? Ok, I’ll try to pick top three... or four. Four MAX.
Kez: I like Ameripan, Spamano, and DenNor as top three.
Gil: I like AmeriPan, Spamano, SuFin, and... this is really hard. hm... RusChina.
Kez: I like RusChi and SuFin too! The only one’s I really dislike are Giripan and... hmm...Giripan.
Gil: Any FratCest is really bad.
Kez: Yep! /Shuts up about Americest she sometimes stoops low enough to read.
Gil: … I have nothing to say to that.
Kez: … Everything else incest related is still horrible, of course! (Hypocrite much?) It’s mostly cause I like brotherly fics with the two and It’s hard to find any these days :’( It’s more that I ship Familial!America+Canada then anything.
Gil: Is it any wonder that Hetalia is the longest?
Kez:No surprise here. Hetalia after all... Well, Hetalia.
Soul Eater (mostly Gil):
Kez: ALL Gil.
Gil: Fine. All Gil.
Soul/Maka, Stein/Medusa, Tsubaki/Black*Star, Chrona/Maka (because If I had to assign Chrona a gender, I choose guy), Sid/Nigus. I think thats it. I’m boring, I like cannon stuff...
But with Yaoi...
Kidd/Black*Star (You all hate me now, I just know it. But read the manga, and there are a HELL of a lot of shipteases.) and of course Girico/Justin. I mean, it’s the most cannon pairing there.
Kuroshitsuji (mostly Gil (who has read all of it, and seen all of it. Even season two.), Kez has read all of it, but doesn’t remember much.):
Kez: I like CielxThatOneGirlWhoIsReallyABadassInDisguise
Gil: CielXLizzy.
Kez: Thanks for translating.
Gil: Ok, so CielXLizzy, FinnianXMaylin (because servants need love, and Bard is forever alone.), AngelaXPluto, DRUITTXEVERYBODY!
Kez: … /does not know the anime at all.
Gil: There are some good ones from the manga. Like the Circus people who I forget the names of. I don’t like them though. The circus people, not the pairings. Pairings are good.
Kez: The circus people were odd. I liked the snake butler guy though.
Gil: Snake was epic. Is epic. /Going to go look up his name.
Kez: /Thinks it really is Snake.
Gil: /Feels ashamed because Kez is right, and she doesn’t even remember most of it. Ok, Yaoi:
CielXSebstian, DRUITTXEVERYBODYELSE!,
Kez: Methinks you already said that...
Gil:Druitt is just that awesome. And... AloisXNobody. He can go die in a hole. And I will be the one who kills him while he’s in the hole. I hate him.
FMAB (We watched this- or at least Kez did-to annoy a friend mostly- though Kez did end up enjoying it-, and then we saw the yaoi shiptease... He’s gonna suffer...):
Gil: Hm... Het: WinryXEd (sorry Kez)
Kez: I actually like Winry, unlike like every other female protagonist. And no problem with that pairing. Surprisingly.
Gil: You just seem to like Edvy so much :)... RizaXRoy, WrathXWrath’sWifeWhoNeedsANameSoI’mGoingToCallHerBrittany.
Kez: I actually prefer EdxGreedLing, but yeah. I like Edvy a lot too. Not sure if it really counts as yaoi though, with Envy being genderless and everything... Brittany? lol.
Gil: I don’t know... Ok, yours?
Kez: I like EdxGreedling and Edvy as seen above, I also like EdWin and AlMay, have no prob with RoyRiza but do have a problem with RoyEd, love GreedLing.
Gil: RoyEd may be bad, but it’s epic for crack fics...
Kez: True.
Gil: I agree with all of Kez’s, and I like Lust/Gluttony. (Don’t judge...)
Kez: Same here! No judging coming from here!
Gil: Gil:Gil:Gil:Gil:Gil:Gil:Gil:Gil:Gil:Gil:Gil:Gil:Gil: YAY CTRL+V!!!!
Kez: Ne??????????
Gil: I have “Gil:” copied, so I can just paste it.
Kez: I know, but that came out of nowhere... *being written on Google Docs, so yeah* Any other pairings here?
Gil:/Trollface... um nope? No, I don’t think so.
Naruto (Mostly- Ah who am I kidding, ALL Kez):
Gil: I WILL BE HERE SOON!
Kez:YAY!!! So I hate most Het pairings especially anything having to do with Team Seven. Even SasuNaru is getting annoying, no matter how canon it may be. I do like NaruxEveryGuyInTheManga,
Death Note (Both of us. And this anime is so ironic, but we can’t tell you why):
Kez: Both of our real names of some form of “Light” or “Kira” or some other related thing in them.
Gil: Hint: I am Kira. Because if you don’t know my last name, you can’t trace me.
Kez: I have “Light” somewhere in my last name.
Gil: She has the best last name ever. Seriously.
Kez: I hate it. Do you know how often I’m asked “Are you --?” or “Are you a --?” and the such. Gets annoying.
Gil: Still an epic name though.
Kez: Moving on...
Gil: For Het: Light/Misa (I am so, so sorry Light, but it’s hilarious to watch you suffer like that.), L/Misa (See note on Light/Misa).
Kez: I agree with the first, but not the latter. I do like NearMisa though. /something is seriously wrong with me.
Gil: I like the crackfics that come with L/Misa. I will never get used to Near/Misa. I like Rem/Ryuk, because Shinigami need love too.
Kez: MelloSayu is also epic! But I just don’t get MelloMatt... To short of a pairing to get such popularity... No matter how awesome Matt seemed from his three seconds of screentime...
Gil: Also Matsuda/Sayu. Now yaoi? (oh god...)
Kez: K... Well, I ship LightxEveryCuteGuyInTheManga-- I mean Kez!Light, not Light!Light. Is that wrong...? /is joking wouldn’t want to get involved in Death Note stuff.
Gil: I ship GilXOriginalRyuk. CALLED HIM FIRST! HAH!!!
Kez: I ALREADY CALLED HIM! I INCLUDED CHARACTER DESIGNS! We also both have a crush on Ryuk. And we have great reason.
Gil: SHHH! Don’t tell them! They’ll want him too!
Kez: No! I mustn't let anyone steal my fictional boyfriend! We’ll fight over him later, Gil, and I’ll win, mark my words!
Gil: We shall see... *evil grin*
Kez: *Light laugh*
Gil: *Ciel laugh* Which is creepier because it’s only before someone dies. In painful ways. Usually burning.
Kez: *Uchihahaha* The very worst of all evil laughs. Back on topic...
Gil: Good luck staying there...
Kez: So LLight, LKira, LawlietLight... I’m fine with it, not my favorite, but I like it fine.
Gil: BB/L? Maybe?
Kez: I also love BBNaomi! And I tried to write a BBLight fic once.
Kez: Yep! It was more friendship then yaoi, but still...
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Kez: You have no idea how hard this is...
Gil: I’m dying inside... BUT OH WELL!
Kez: Back when we were innocent sixth graders, not experienced in the world of anime...
Gil: I won’t do any yaoi pairings for the sake of my sanity.
Kez:... I must... not let one go... without mentioning at least one... yaoi pairing... we called ourselves Hungary’s Apprentices, after all... too hard...
Gil: Fiiiiiiine, um...Cabbage ManXBoomy. (I seriously just killed myself)
Kez: ZukoAang? /shot. I feel like I just betrayed my younger self. Cabbage Man/Cabbages?
Gil: Yes. I ship Cabbage ManXCabbages. Happy Kez?
Kez: Very :) I also like all canon Het pairings.
Gil: For Het I ship all cannon ones. ALL CANNON ONES!
Kez: We typed the two above things at the same time.
Gil: It was amazing. Like, psychic or something.
Kez: Great minds think alike, ne?
Gil: *Great minds ship alike. Mostly.
Fandoms:
Kez: Joint ones first.
Gil: There’s a lot...
Hetalia
Kuroshisuji
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Artemis Fowl
Kez: Harry Potter
We used to both be REALLY into Warriors, back when we were innocent sixth graders.
Gil: Maybe even back to fourth grade...
Kez: Second grade for me...
Gil: Hmmmm
Kez: Is that not how we sorta became friends? I don’t really remember when...
Gil: I think so... Also DI
Kez: Yeah.
Gil: Another fandom: Destination ImagiNation... totally counts.
Kez: Yep!
Gil: Reading in general. Oh! The Princess Bride
Kez: YEAH! We both love that one! Gil got me the book for my birthday a few years back upon discovering that we both liked the movie!
Gil: It’s so cracky! AND ACTUALLY PUBLISHED!
Kez: Best sort of book.
Gil: Your Inner Fish (remember that one?)
Kez: Yeah I do! Wow, back when we were innocent sixth graders! We were so cute back then! (No we weren’t.)
Gil: Prussia. Because he’s so awesome he gets his own fandom.
Kez: Ah, Prussia. He just IS that awesome. I mean, he’s Prussia people!
Gil: SLK.
Kez: Totally! We love obsessing over that. And HetaOni!
Gil: Yes! Ok, Individuals now?
Kez: Alright. You first?
Gil: The honor is yours
Kez: Naruto,
Stupid-Bleach-that-I-don’t-really-hate
DBZ
YYH
DC
CoE
DGM
BTT... I think that that’s a joint one :D
Gil: Yep!
Kez: Korra,
Angel Beats
RuroKen
And a whole ton a books.
Oh and we both like Invader Zim, right?
Gil: YEAH!
Kez: And Studio Ghibli films. Do you Gil? I forgot. Have you seen them?
Gil: Uhhuh, they’re awesome!
Kez: Can’t think of anything else right now, but I’m sure I missed a lot. Your turn, Gil. I’ll read that fanfic you sent me for a bit now.
Gil: Ok:
Star Trek: The Original Series
Star Trek: The Next generation
Star Trek: Voyager
Yes, I am a nerd.
His Dark Materials
Soul Eater
Kila Ilo (Best webcomic ever. Go read it, like, right now)
Dan Brown Books
Kez: The Kila Ilo is on my to do list. But not as good a webcomic as a certian other one I could mention I doubt... And I agree about Dan Brown books.
Gil: He’s an amazing writer
Science. Thats right, I fan over science. Deal with it.
Doctor Who
Kez: Done? A’ight.
Gil: Now for cosplay. This will be updated because we (or at least me) are working on making costumes.
Kez: Same here. I’m not even sure on who I want to be yet. I mean, stupid Kez! /Misa Syndrome
Gil: Ok so I currently cosplay as Maka from Soul Eater, Russia from Hetalia and I’m planning on being Near from Death Note and Ash/Angela from Kuroshitsuji.
Kez: The last two are cause she found a white wig.
Gil: /guilty. I might try someone from other shows, but I’m not sure yet.
Kez: I will either be Switz or Poland from Hetalia-- I’m able to be those two easiest, for reasons unknown. Actually I probably look most like France, but I couldn't pull him off, sadly. And I might be Mello, just so I can hate Gil all day and eat chocolate. And the hair works too.
Gil: She will be the tallest Mello ever.
Kez: I’m not that tall.
Gil: Yes you are...
Kez: How long since we’ve seen each other last anyways?
Gil: I’m sure you’re even taller now...
Kez:Actually I’ve stopped growing for good now. But anyways...
Kez:Now, for our list of stories. In Progress:
Name: FMA: Legend of Pride
Author: Kez and Gil.
Fandom: FMAB
Rating: T
Characters: Pride (Selim Bradley) and Kimblee mostly.
Pairings: Edvy, past EdWin, and every other pairing we think of while writing it. Not meant to be taken seriously.
Summary: Join Selim Bradley on a cracktastic journey to discover his horrible past and dangerous future along with a host of odd companions.
Notes:Crack. Pure crack. We’re not even gonna pretend that it has a plot.
Kez: To be Written (possibly).
Gil: We’re still working on this...
Kez:This section will be updated. Here is one that might- stress on might- be put here:
Name: Untitled. We call it APHG/APHXHG/ThatOneFic
Author: Kez
Fandom: Hetalia/Hunger Games crossover
Rating: T
Characters: A lot. Warning: some minor OCs.
Pairings: A lot of ship tease, but little in the way of solid pairings. Most of the emphasized pairings are in the not-quite-as-popular-as-they-could-be section though. Really, whatever Kez was in the mood for when she was writing it.
Summery: Things are not looking up as the districts of Panem approach the 69th annual hunger games. President Snow is stooping to low means to find a cure for age, even the capitol tries to forget the especially horrid games from two years ago, the districts are starting to whisper of rebellion, and twenty four tributes are selected to fight to the death. And only one will get out alive.