![]() Author has written 1 story for A Coming Evil. So the story Allie and I are currently working on is called The Overseer. It's kinda hard to write cause we are working on this together and we live thousands of miles away. And she is current;y 3 hours behind me on time so that's even worse. I have to give her the credit though. She came up with the story base and wrote a lot of it. She already had a lot done when I came and said HEY! can i help! I love writing. and she said yes. So she tells me her ideas and i try to shape them so they don't seem soooo ridonculous (LOVE THAT WORD THAT GOES TO YOU EBBA AND RACHAEL AND BRI and other people...). Haha Yes we do know about the profanities that are in the story... we'll most likely clean it up by the end maybe sooner if we get too many complaints... Yeah well here's a bit about it Contact us at devilsangel508@yahoo.com THX! PS Allie and I own this story and all the characters in it. PSS yeah at one point in the story allie was writing aaaannnd made a wicked funny mistake of writing high instead of hi... i refused to change it soooo can you find it? it's still there lol ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!o_0~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~! For as long as Ian has remembered a man that he has come to call Bishop has been there. Though, nobody but Ian can see him. He is always talking to Bishop but he's never said anything back. Not a word in the 16 years of Ians life. He only replies with simple nods, looks stares etc. So Ian has no proof he's real. To others when he's talking to Bishop it's seems he's only talking to thin air... and people are now starting to inquire about Ians sanity. Then one day the new girl pushed Ian so far to an extent where the first time, Bishop talks. Then Ian starts listening to the things that Bishop says and becomes something he said and thought he'd never become... ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!o_0~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~! If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro! If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (oops) If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. ~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. (does the person in my story count) If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile. If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile. (WHAT!!) Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. 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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her/his fictional boyfriend/girlfriend, copy this into your profile IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.) If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If people mistake you for a vampire (not because i am good looking cuz i am not its cuz of the bags under my eyes out of sleep deprivation due to this awsome site)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you are that person who, after they post a story, check their stats minute after minute and shout for joy when you get ONE review... copy and paste this on your profile! If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. 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If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~o_0!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~! If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with. I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!o_0~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~! Ok, me and my friends don't really have a 'clique name'. If anything, it would be 'the kids who burst out laughing for no apparent reason on a random inside joke'. Wow. I can see why we don't have a name. Here are some fun mental pictures for you. All of us laughing our guts out because I have just uttered Beep, Beep in the middle of the hallway. HAG pointing out the window, but the glass was closer than she thought. BAM!! "Ow! My finger!" All of us laughing at the counter because we had a 'whatever boils your noodle' war. All of us, cracking up at the lunch table, after some unfortunate person just made us all think of an inside joke. THATS SOOO TRUE!! haha remember we're the go with the flow table. We're always the ones who are like whatever you say. We're the ones who laugh at the wars that go on between the preps and sluts and lol. Yup as rachael says, we're in the middle, (funny cause we are in the middle of the lunch room) nobody hates us totally... we have no real problems with the other tables with just don't like them... we're the only really happy ones you can say... hmmmmm i feel philisofical!! BIG WORD THAT I SAID!! HA! I"M NOT SO MUCH OF A DUMB A!! WHAT NOW!! ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~o_0!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~! MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS: 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~o_0~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~! FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR 1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker" 2) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!" 3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly. 5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. 7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 11) Meow occasionally. 12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?" 18) Say "Ding!" at each floor. 19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." 22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?" ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~o_0~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~! 9 Things I Hate About People DUDE THIS PROFILE HAS GIVEN ME IDEAS... ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~o_0~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~ This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out done it... 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails when i was little... cough cough... 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it leaned back so far i fell but never broke it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking and the teacher was right there... such a good peice of gum too... 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking Half the time I wasn't talking... 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head Well idk what my hair color is.. It's too dark to be blonde but it's to light to be brown but it's not dirty blonde! WTF AM I!! 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself I don't think so... 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand. yeah my cell phone when i stil had it i did it constatnly... 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull yup 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push my mom started laughing. 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion Possibly when i was younger... you never know!! 13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs my staris are wood and slippery okay!! 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave OMG THAT WAS AWESOME!! 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair yeah and then i decieded to cut it out myself... 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble yup 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it I hate tomatoes but i used to squeeze them and pruposly hit people cause we had a garden xD 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard soda hurts when it comes out of your nose... 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name yup 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot Indeed i have 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on Who said i forgot about it!! 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. A golf cart. 23. Have run into a closed door Yeah i went to reach for the front door handle and i meant to turn it.. but that didn't happen... 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else nobody trusts me with a real gun. 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke It's taken me a day before... bellaride28 you have to remember that... there were many occasions lol! 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer I was going yo a flippin wedding too! 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan not me but friend has.. god that was funny as hell. 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk I don't even know if there was a crack there 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock yup 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it yeah that was lovely... 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside yes... 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else I did that to an old man!! who was with me... omg i can't remember but somebody was with me and laughing their asses off! 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property a movie theater. 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot mhm... 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on I was tired from practice ok! 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in check 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard ya 39. Walked into a pole I dont belive so. 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident it looked cool though 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house I didn't realize until my teacher told me 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on haha noooooooo 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small nope 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it only at home 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. I do that waaaayyyy too much 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it yup 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up yupp 48.Have pokes yourself in the eye YES 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on yeah 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair well I've melted a plastic spoon i was using to make food... it caught on fire... I PUT IT OUT THOUGH I SWEAR!! 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test SHUT UP WHAT OF IT!! 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil yes 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it I've sang the wrong song before 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. yeah and the kid was like your weird... haha it was a 6th grader!! 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were my mom has 56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on the police mans.. you know the big fog light one.. HA but bri did too! 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it yeah 60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie I did that just to piss people off 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 5th grade gym class. that was fun. 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it Yeah my friends do it al the time do their okay about it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence I do that a lot when i'm typing or texting 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person no all my friends know all the insed jokes soooo nope 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side a history test 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions that sucks when it's math homework trust me. 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong yeah at least that's what my english teacher says! 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it my old cell phone 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out- I don't like ice (yes i am just awesome like that haha) 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught idk... 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face yup many times espcecially when i'm on the boat 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb i don't like replacing lightbulbs 73. Ran into a door jam what's that!? 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid my mom never let me live that down. 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it a stop sign. (ironic i know) 76. Have purposely licked playground sand never 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band I was bored 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't The thing is though, I'm ALWAYS that hyper sooooooo... 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people Every day 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out haha yeah not on me though, i didnt want to so i put it on my friends arm and ripped it and she said it hurt 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off same friend 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again all the time 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. holey crap... I never thought of that.. why do they!! THAT"S GONNA BUG ME NOW!! 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about yeah 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair my hair is always too short so it never gets THAT messy. soooo no 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone mhm 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird dude how bad would that hurt! 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people yeah 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria with food on them. 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. yup xp 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil i might have without knowing it 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them In history class. 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper At a bacthorlette (how do you spell that??) party we had to make dresses out of toilet paper. it was fun! 94. Have ever used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours nope 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story i get sidetracked a lot. but i'm not as bad as some people. Bri. 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs naw... 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before I spelled it Kyle... it's Kylie... 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. I've found things too. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class yeah she was sitting next to me too ;D 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth i do that when there's water in it. |
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