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Joined 03-10-09, id: 1862460, Profile Updated: 07-22-11
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi :)

My old account was "Just Imagine That", for which I have idiotically forgotten the password. And coincidentally my email has stopped working. There's one Remus/Sirius humour(ish) one-shot on it that you can read though :D If you dare to submit yourself to such horrific writing :)


Basic Shizzle

Name: Laura

Age: 18

Nationality: British.

Good Things: Casualty, playing my violin well (doesn't happen often), anything than can make me laugh, singing loudly and tunelessly at times when it will annoy people the most, doing ballet to get to places around my house instead of walking, concerts which will make my ears ring for days afterwards, sitting up in bed at 4am with a cup of tea listening to a thunderstorm, going on a huge rant/laughing hysterically about absolutely nothing whatsoever, eating ice out of the freezer, really funny wit/sarcasm/irony, staying up really really late then getting up equally late just because I can and have nowhere else to be, knowing I have a new book to read when I go to bed, GUITAR HERO, never running out of things to talk about with the people I love most, cute texts, walking in the snow, noticing things when other people don't, rollercoasters that absolutely terrify me but I go on anyway just for the utter thrill, getting a compliment, doing something nice for someone... knowing that I could possibly never finish this list because there are a ridiculous amount of things i could write here :)

Not-so-good Things: not playing my violin well (happens more often), stereotypes, bad grammar/spelling, getting up early, vegetables (about 90 percent of them; cucumber for the win), long journeys, embarrassing myself by saying something utterly stupid, dance/club music, being interrupted, hypocritical people, people my age who are stupid and cannot form proper sentences so resort to constant swearing and incoherent noises and smoking and terrorising old ladies, etc, people folding over the corner of a book to mark their page, or, even worse, RUINING the book you lent them by stuffing it uncerimoniously into their bag amongst other disastrous vandalism!


Ships I Doth Sail

Harry Potter: Remus/Sirius (in my head, this is utterly canon), Draco/Harry, Draco/ANYONE, really, except Lucius or Snape, cause, it's weird. Ron/Hermione, Minerva/Albus, James/Lily, Severus Snape/Lily, Luna/Neville and any random pairings you care to name, such as Blaise/Hermione, Minerva/Snape, Oliver/Harry, Hermione/PeopleInGeneral... etc etc etc.

Casualty: Ruth/Jay FOREVER and ever and ever and ever, Jay/anyone else; get stuffed. Lenny/Mads ABSOLUTELY NEED TO GET TOGETHER RIGHT NOW OR I MAY JUST DIE.

Maximum Ride:Max/Fang!, Max/Iggy, Fang/Iggy.

Artemis Fowl: Artemis/Holly (weird I know, she being like 80 years old, but still. It's blatantly canon... ), Artemis/Minerva, Julius/Holly, Foaly/Holly, Artemis/Opal (this just randomly popped into my head). Tbh, I just like anything Artemis Fowl in general. Except Artemis/Butler. shudder.

Ships I Shall Never Ever Board As Long As I Live

Harry Potter: Harry/Hermione (NONONONONONO!), Remus/ANYONE-OTHER-THAN-SIRIUS (especially Tonks), Sirius/DITTO-REMUS, Snape/any kids, Harry/Ginny, ANYONE/Ginny (I loathe Ginny heartily :D).

Maximum Ride: Max/Ari, Anyone/Ari (he's seven, for crying out loud). Anyone/Jeb (I dunno, I just don't like Jeb. So far anyway), Fang/"Red-Haired Wonder" ;).


Things I Love About Fics

Humour, fluff, romance, slash, typical Remus (quiet, clever, chocolate, books), typical Sirius (cocky, extremely good-looking, bold, funny), love/hate relationships, fics that make me stay up ridiculously late to finish them, drabbles, huge novels, unique ideas, ideas that are used over and over but are still awesome to read. Basically anything that can make me smile a little :)

Things I Hate About Fics

Utterly-perfect-in-every-way-Mary-Sue's, OC's as a main character, Ginny, bad grammar, switching tenses, fics that drag, but also fics that go too quick, Peter-bashing.

Okay well, if you're still here, you're mental. Go ahead and give my fics a go :D

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Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,500 - Reviews: 8737 - Favs: 5,622 - Follows: 5,172 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Call Me Crazy by SiRiUsLyPaDfOoTeD reviews
HIATUS. /SLASH/ /Sirius' POV/ I'm a boy. I like girls. Why can't it get in my head that Remus Lupin IS NOT a girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Temptation by JodieLove reviews
Something about him intrigued her. But she knew Draco Malfoy well enough to know that he was fire. And while her mind told her to back away, her heart told her to jump in. All she knew was that if she wasn't careful, she would get burned. DMHG - I'm back
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,669 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Talk by Renai-chan reviews
Remus decides that Sirius should give the boys The Talk. Mainly an attempt at humor; some romance if you squint :D SBRL, Slight HPDM. Slight AU. M for mature language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy HP Characters! by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Just what the title says. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007
The Snitch by pseudocat reviews
Ron's opening a new shop, and he's hired Draco to do the advertising. Naturally, Harry has to help. Will it be a recipe for disaster? Or maybe...something else? Eventually Draco/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,300 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Magical Pickup Lines by RoastedGrover reviews
Harry and Draco meet at a pub, and much hilarity ensues. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stalking Harry Potter by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco Malfoy was NOT a stalker. In fact, the word 'stalking' did not even appear in his Highly Extensive Dictionary of Pureblood Words." When Draco is accused of stalking a certain someone, what on earth is the poor Slytherin to do? HPDM SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Oddee by Kikushi reviews
She is odd and unpredictable and he never really cared. That is, until he got an entire dose of her oddity. Luna and Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
Chocolate Kisses by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus has not had his monthly dose of chocolate and the poor werewolf is going crazy! So what will he do when he spots the one and only Sirius Black eating a bar of the rich, succulent substance? Remus/Sirius oneshot Read and review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Magic Markers by Magic Mind reviews
Harry and Draco have fun with markers...But who will discover what the boys are writing? And where are they writing it? Harry/Draco. SLASH. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Can Sleep Now by leoandsnake reviews
Harry/Draco one shot. Chaste bathroom scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's Always the Quiet Ones by JKWhite reviews
Sirius walks in on something he shouldn't. Things get uncomfortable, awkward, and confusing. RemusSirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,337 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Mary Sue Commandments by Jaceiri reviews
Oneshot. Thou shall conform to these commandments when making a new Mary Sue. And thou shall like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2008 - OC - Complete
Cookies by Paradise Desdemona reviews
A Draco/Ginny drabble... this is what happens when you annoy a red-head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Certain Kind of Madness by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Ready or Not by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
Let me be all moody and depressed for a moment, please. I've just made a startling discovery. [Remus returns Sirius's feelings. MWPP. Complete.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
So Much Closer by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
“You just kissed me.” “You stuck your tongue in my mouth.” [MWPP. Sirius & Remus deal with their relationship.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
If I Get There by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
I'm making it up, right? Sirius...I mean...it's not...it's not me, is it? [Remus figures out Sirius has a crush on him.] [MWPP]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Waiting a Long Time by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
“That you don’t like sex?” “No, James. That I’d like sex if it was with a bloke.” Sirius comes out to James. Implied RLSB. [Complete.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Just To Waste My Time With You reviews
Title based on a song by the wonderful All American Rejects. A series of one-shots about Remus and Sirius. Rated M in case of future sexiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Breakfast reviews
Draco Malfoy hated breakfast time. Despised it, loathed it. If it was a person, he would gladly Avada Kedavra it into next year. So why was this morning so different? HP/DM, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
That Grin reviews
Harry knew this grin was meant for him and him alone. It was full of anticipation and promises and excitement... HP/DM. Fluffy one-shot, enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete