![]() Hi peeps. You may know me as chipslover15 on Howrse or showdog.com. I show dogs in real life and LOVE to chat about it so just send me a message. My dog Zoe has a youtube channel, zoeagility15. I compete in 8 different dog soprts. My fave book series are... Inheritance, Harry Potter, Alex Rider, and The Looking Glass Wars. I also love POTC, White Collar, House MD, Dr. Who, Merlin, and X-Men. I'll try and post some stories ASAP. Copy and pasty time …In Remembrance to Severus Snape…. ….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor… ...without all the red and gold crap. …In Remembrance to Fred Weasley… …Who fought bravely to the very end…. …And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half… …And will loyally await his soul mate and brother… … with many jokes… ...he's got forever to think of them, right? …In Remembrance to Dobby… …Who was more free and full of love… ...than any elf, and most humans. ….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…. ...the last real Marauderer... …who was not just a wonderful father… ….a incredible husband and brave hero… ...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf. ….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks… …who died for ‘the greater good’… ...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora. …In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…. …who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive… ...and scared the crap out of some kids too. In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange… … because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra! She deserved everything she got and more. …In Remembrance of Colin Creevey… …who we really didn’t know too well… …but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war… …so he must’ve done something good… …besides stalking Harry. …In Remembrance of Hedwig… ...Harry's actual first friend… ...who lived and died soaring. I smile because I have no idea what’s going on. Invade and dominate Wonka Factory and become a Sith Chocolateer today! Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. there are very few personal problems that can't be excused by an adequate amount of high explosives. Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them. It's a control freak thing, I wouldn't let you understand. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. There are few problems that can not be solved with large ammounts of explosives. If practice makes perfect, but nobody can be perfect, why practice? I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight. Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying! Boys don't fall for me; I trip them. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones." "Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs." "The more I think about it, the more I'm sure I've lost my mind. But, crazy people don't know they're crazy, so I guess I'm ok. But thinking I'm ok because I think I'm crazy is saying I don't think I'm crazy, so I may be crazy." "I'm not clumsy, I'm gravatationally challanged." I read Eragon and tried to burn a swirl onto my hand. Don't mess with me, I have a stick. Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life. Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry they bring about a change. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish up the dull side. You know there's a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's only 1 begins with an R. I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw. I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem. The absolute greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you can't. Life without danger is a waste of oxygen. I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well. The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. "...Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and always look on the bright side of life!" -Angela the Herbalist I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying. Come to the dark side...we have cookies you can chuck at people. Everything is possible. The impossible just takes longer. Life isn't weird. It's just the people in it. Define Normal. You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow "Most people learn by observation, A few learn by experimentation, And then there are those like me who actually touch the fire to to see if it's hot." "If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?" I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? "The only infinite things are the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the first one." Today, I thought about the phrase "revenge is sweet" and then thought about the phrase, "revenge is a dish best served cold." I have now come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream "You spend the first two years of your childs life teaching them to walk and talk, then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up." "When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but I won't tolerate when they raise it up to their ear to make sure it's still working." "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."-J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings "I have not failed, I have just found 1, 000 ways that won't work."-Thomas Edison Sometimes you just have to smile. Pretend everything's okay. Hold back the tears, and just walk away Did you see those Huns? They popped out of the snow, like daisies!-Mushu, Mulan Mushu: Citizens, I need firepower. Mushu: Okay, let me see what you got. Shang: What's your name? Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught. Chuck Norris: Come to the dark side, Eragon, we have cookies! Ajihad: No, come to the Varden, we have cheese! Eragon being totally obsessed with cheese had to obviously side with the Varden LordCutler Beckett: (Jack is about to light a cannon that's pointed at the mast) You're mad. Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work. (fires the cannon, which catapults him onto his ship, landing safely on his feet behind his crew) Jack Sparrow: And that was without even a single drop of rum. ~ Lord Cutler Becket and Jack "At World's End" I kinda have ISOD and ESOD(Inheritance Series Obsessive Disorder and Eragon Shadeslayer Obsessive Disorder) "My precious."- Gollum (Lord of the Ring The Two Towers) My sources are unreliable, but their information is facinating. My mind is a very scary place. Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my dear children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. (Sque it's Johnnny Depp as Willy Wonka!) Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts: 1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms 2) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office. 3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class 4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss 5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda 6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar 7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy 8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month" 9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches 12) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!" 13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm. 14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor 15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental 16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends" 17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book. 18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!" 19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bamf!" everytime I apparate. 20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls. 21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice. 22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand. 23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs. 24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice. 25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort. 26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera. 27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force". 28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays. 29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library. 30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas. 31.)I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore". 32.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers. 33.) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a 34.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause. 35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord. 36.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing. 37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it. 38.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice. 39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro. 40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class. 41.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid. 42.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets". 43.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts. 44.)Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either. 45.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly. 46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “ 47.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death. 48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord. 49.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny. 50.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient. 51.)Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists. 52.)I may not have a private army. 53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate. 54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy. 55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west. 56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either. 57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me. 58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge. 59.)I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors. 60.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose. 61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover. 62.) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them. 63.) - Especially not all of them at once. 64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts." 65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos." 66.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'. 67.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter. 68.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'. 69.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'. 70.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters. 71.)I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort. 72.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms. 73.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either. 74.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins. 75.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes. 76.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing. 77.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'. 78.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father. 79.)Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka. 80.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles. 81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. 82.)Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin". 83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape. 84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it. 85.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume. 86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes. 87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either. 88.)I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron. 89.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times. 90.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it. 91.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade 92.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry 93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall 94.) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work." 95.) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot. 96.) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it. 97.) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive. 98.) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast. 99.) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day." 100.) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling. 101.)I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways. 102.) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween. 103.) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously. 104.) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions. 105.) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet. 106.) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.” 107.) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween. 108.) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”. 109.) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmacy exams. 111.) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation. 112.) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such. 113.) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit. 114.) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room. 115.) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow. 116.) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks. 117.) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks. 118.) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles. 119.) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a muggle car. 120.) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine. 121.) When fighting deatheaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”. 122.) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become. 123.) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons can not interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be. 124.) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S. 125.) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha. 126.) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class. 127.) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak. 128.) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. 131.) I am not allowed to draw a smiley face on my arm and tell everyone its the new Dark Mark. 132.) Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time. 133.) I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine". 134.) It is wrong to refer to Aragog as "Charlotte". 135.) Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that. 136.) There is no "open-mike night" at Hogwarts. 137.) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick. 138.) The fact that Draco Malfoy is short, blond, pale-eyed and rat-faced is no reason for me to tell the Slytherins that Peter Pettigrew should be paying Narcissa child support. 139.) I will not cover myself in ectoplasm and walk out of a fireplace, saying I took the "Flu Network". 140.) There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder. 141.) I will not refer to Professor McGonagall as Catwoman, no matter how funny she would look in tight leather. 142.) Humming/singing/referring in any way to Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" around Professor Lupin is inappropriate. It's best not to bring up "Thriller", either. 145.) Singing 99 Bottles of Potion on the wall nonstop repeatedly will result in a detention. 146.) When detained by dementors, I do not have a right to a strip search. 147.)Luna Lovegood does not have pointed ears, nor is she to be addressed as 'Galadriel'. 148.) I am not a Vampire Slayer and Professor Lupin is not my Watcher. Nor will I attempt to stake Professor Snape. 149.) If I spot the Dark Mark I shall not shout 'Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, THUNDERCATS, HO!' 150.) Professor Snape did not kill my father and does not deserve to die. (Is this Star Wars or The Princess Bride?) 151.) I am not allowed to organize a witch burning, even if I have been assigned to do a presentation on Muggle history in my Muggle Studies class. 152.) Yelling 'To infinity and BEYOND!' was only funny the first time I took off on my broom. 153.) I am not allowed to scare the first-years by screaming "I'm melting! I'm meeeeeeeeeeeltiiing!" while they are in the showers. 154.) Hogwarts is in the UK, thus the United States Constitution does not apply to any of its students. Therefore, 'Avada Kedavra' does not fall under First Amendment freedom of speech rights. 155.) Watching "The Food Network" is not equivalent to sitting NEWT-level Potions classes. 156.) When called upon in class, I shall not insist that the correct answer to everything is '42'. 157.) Telling Lucius what he could do with his staff... is not advisable. 158.) There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man". 159.) Voldemort, after being defeated, did not get served. 160.) I will not offer Professor McGonagall lasagna. 161.) I will not attempt to repel Dementors by covering myself in chocolate body paint. 162.) "Springtime for Voldemort" is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play. 163.) Despite the appearances of the employees and the vaults, Gringotts is not the entrance to the Labyrinth. 164.) I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?" 165.) I will not invite Professor Snape to a midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show". That goes double for Voldemort. 166.) I'm not on Survivor, and therefore I'm not allowed to vote people out of the common room. 143.) If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling "It does DEATH!" may be correct but is not the manner in which one should answer. 144.) I will not encourage the Holse Elves to form a union. 145.) I will not reenact Potter Puppet Pals in the Great Hall. 146.) Dumbledore is not Ganondorf, and the triforce is not hidden in hogwarts. Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances" Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children." Dog food-"new and improved tasting", Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness" Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping" On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regaular soap" Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving sugestion: Defrost" Tesco's dessert (printed on bottem of the box)-"Do not turn upside down" Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating." Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." Boots childrens cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinary." Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only." Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts." American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts." Swidish chainsaw:"Do not attept to stop chainsaw with hands." "It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!" What I really need is minions... I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? A person who smiles in crisis has found someone to blame. 7/5 of all people do not understand fractions. If you can't convince them, confuse them. It's not MY fault I never learned to accept responsibility! The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Don't worry too much about what people think, because they seldom do. Solutions are NOT the answer. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. If you adore Han Solo, copy this to your profile! If you have a long bio/profile, and wish to hereby enhance the length of said autobiographical document, copy and paste this to said world wide web page to make said autobiographical document increase in length, number of words, interestingness, and other things which would be known as fun, copy and paste this piece of information to your said autobiographical document. STEREOTYPES i BOLDED THE ONES THAT i AM I'm Popular so i must be a bitch I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm white and like to speak Spanish so I must be a Mexican wannabee I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.. |
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