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Joined 03-15-14, id: 5593098, Profile Updated: 09-16-14
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

I'm Alli, an old, quirky florist.

I like reading a lot so this website is a fitting place for me. I love coffee, Harry Potter and twilight. I hate myths about hymens.

I enjoy no pairing more than Dramione, but I like to explore other odd pairings.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35030 - Favs: 24,941 - Follows: 18,621 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Write and Wrong by W.M.Hunt reviews
Isabella Swan is the new English teacher for the reservation of La Push hoping to finally make good use of her education degree. However, she did not anticipate a hot headed, local teenage boy, who also happens to be a werewolf, to imprint on her. Now she has to choose between what she knows is the right decision, and what her heart truly wants. /AU/rated M/future lemons/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 121,184 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3249 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His Little Bird by thewanderers'wanderingdaughter reviews
Birds should be watched and not kept. But Draco never was one to obey rules. It's their sixth year. Draco still hates Hermione, but finds he's becoming obsessed with her. Really dark. Non-con situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,961 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Swan Dive by BellaFlan reviews
Answer is: A failed attempt at suicide, a clumsy imprint, a sad reference to Don Quixote, a naked Jacob Black and a horny Bella Swan. Question is: What is BellaFlan's SOB Rain Scene Challenge. B/J, AU. **INDIE TWIFIC NOMINEE**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Break, My Dear by FatGlamour reviews
Post HBP: Draco's a spy for the light, partner to one Severus Snape. Something that is done one night in an effort to save his own skin leads to actions that will change his life and that of the woman he loves for forever. DHr, mentions of SS/LE, Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Private Tutelage reviews
AU set around the time of the occlumency lessons. Smut. Two shot. An exploration of how Snape would react to a genderbent Harry with the looks of her mother and her fathers eyes. Harriet Jane Potter, the girl who lived. Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dark Scars reviews
Hermione, appointed Head Girl, returns to Hogwarts for her eight year and finds something disturbing in the bathrooms late one night. Not all is well in the minds of children of convicted death eaters. Contains eating disorders, self harm, non-con and generally dark behavior. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Strange Body
Anthony was a lost cause when he said goodbye to the world- only to be stopped by a stranger and placed in a new world. With a new body, a new name, new memories in a new town. Following instructions from his savior, Anthony does what ever it takes to survive in Forks. Adopted
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,126 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Bella, Edward, OC
Skillful Managment
Harry Potter has been betrayed by one he loved most, with only a handwritten journal explaining why. This story follows a girl given an idea of how to break her enemy, she employs it with a long term scheme. What she didn't factor into the equation was her own emotions. Or the later involvement of the Dark Lord. AU following closely to canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,663 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., OC
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