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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Okay since I am officially a twilight author I’m trying to vamp-out my profile.

So here are the stories that I'm currently working on.

So, for the longest time I've been working on a story about Bella, finding the Cullen family, with a friend, Norielle. Now, you see what happened was that my laptop literally broke in half... and I was PEE-YISED! But the point is a lost all of the story, and my essays for school and stuff which really sucked because I was soooo reusing those. I got my computer shipped to me while I was away. So, I'm deciding between starting over or just forgetting about that one until I finish the others I'm trying to produce. This is a little sample of some of my stories in progress.

(TBA) - to be announced... like the name of the story is to be annouced... or is like undecided

TBA - I knew I had to watch Bella, she was a danger to herself with the boxing gloves alone. Who knows what she could do with the bloxing goves, a wristband, AND a punching bag. But Rose didn't like it when I gave all my attention to Bella, or any at all, regardless of her safety. So, I decided I would show Rose a few extra moves for a second or two before Bella does something dangerous... and funny. I put my hand over Rose's and pressed her body to mine. I was showing Rose a combination of the jab, into a right cross punch and then a hook, when Bella walked over to me with a black eye, "Dont ask." she whimpered.

Rep- We had a rep now. I mean the five of us were popular. And as we saw the popularity kind of fun, it was mainly a distraction. Thinking about our outfits, going shopping, cheerleading, yearbook comittee just kept our minds of the day that kept replaying in our head. It kept our minds of the day that they left us, when Edward left me.

I’m currently enrolled at a VERY small private school. And when I say small I mean SMALL. I mean really small. I’m really interested in acting, twilight (a little more than I should… OK a lot more), the corporate world and might attend business school, I’ve haven’t really decided yet. But there is SO many possible possibilities you know, I might even learn how to cook you know professionally cook with crab cakes that take five hours to make.

I'm going to boarding school! WOOHOO!! like seriously I cannot wait until august of this year.

I want a black Volkswagen or an Audi Coupe but I know it will be black unless I get a rather old Chevrolet truck with a family of welcoming vampires to match. Farfetched I know I guess I could just throw out the truck... I guess.

I love the twilight, clique girls series, and the txt books by Lauren Myracle. And it was really weird when I found out Sherlock wasn’t real. Seriously, I didn’t know that and I was so mad, but confused, and kinda sad.

FAVORITE SONG AT THE TIME: Bruises - Chairlift

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

Disclaimer: I absolutely do not own Twilight the other three books in the series or the characters. I just use the characters mercilessly to my own amusement, pleasure and distaste in my own stories. Stephanie Meyer owns them, the lucky little puppeteer.

warning the below paragraph has strongly opinionated views on things

Also Family tree by marble meadow is a amazing, breathtaking, heartstopping story... yet I hated the hell out of the ending I'm talking real hard cold pure blood HATE. If you plan on reading the story dont read my next sentence. I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate the fact that someone could actually end a story with Bella going to jacob!! even though she gets Edward after I personally think that Bella needs to move on, be more like the Bella in the book, and just love Edward or shove jacob to the side of things or take him to some eskimos who eat wolves or could put them to work. I'm on team Edward for the rest of ETERNITY. And if Stephanie Meyer ended her book like this... whoooo I would be PISSED like if I took a shower I'd be sizzling but I couldnt because the shower itself would burn in my presence. Thats a warning to you Jacob. BACK.OFF.BELLA.AND.HER.HAPPY.EFFING.ENDING.WITH.EDWARD.HER.TRUE.COULD I HEAR A TRUE!!.MATE.!!

I for one believe that Bella is truly Edward's mate and no matter what happens they are destined for each other and that Jacob is just in the way, if he really loved her he would GO AWAY.

Favorite Books

Twilight

New moon

Eclispe

Breaking Dawn

13 Reasons Why

L8er G8er

ttyl

ttfn

speak

Stargirl

some book about a guy turning invisible by some electric blanket and falling in love with some who was blind (thats name might of started with an "A" but if your thinking a story like this and it didnt start with an "A" ignore this) and finding someone who was invisible too and then becoming uninvisible and trying to tell the other invisible girl that there was a way out but the bitch didnt listen... yah dont remember what is was called... but if you know tell me so I could write that here so my horrible summary of this really really really good book wont shoo them a way

ALOT MORE... I just have to remember them

gosh I'm like dory from Finding Nemo or something. Gosh, gotta love Ellen Degeneres

Currently Reading

The Loud Silence of Francine Greene

Just ordered "Heist Society" from Barnes and Noble... IT ARRIVED! YAY! just started it.

Favorite Movies (it’s not in order of favorites)

Mean girls- “She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.”

TWILIGHT- “Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it.” “Just ignore Rosalie. I do.” (I thought the Rosalie one was funny as hell)

NEW MOON- I know it’s not out yet, yet it will still be one of my favorites, so Bitch don’t even go there... ITS OUT NOW! I'm gonna write a review later... when I have time

Titanic- "You'll die an old woman in your own bed"

Radio- This is the only movie so far that has actually made me cry

Homeless to Harvard- is and always will be one of my favorite movies. I’m such a stupid sucker for Lifetime... Speaking of lifetime... did anyone see The Pregnancy Pact the boyfriend that she lied to was sooooo cute and sexy. At least to me...

Things that annoy me

It annoys the hell out of me when someone walks really slow in a mall knowing that someone is behind them.

When someone stands in the middle of the freaking hallways it’s like MOVE!!

When someone stands directly in a doorway it’s like “How the hell do you expect me to get in the effin room cough cough James cough cough ?!”

AGAIN. READ. MY. FAVORITES. But reading MY stories would add a nice touch too. when i get them written...

I love these quotes and all the credit goes to twilightfanpirefreak and wherever she got them from

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "Damn that was fun! Let's do it again!"

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Good friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Good friends will help you with your drug problem. Best friends are the ones who sold it to you.

And thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! For taking the time to see my profile and if you actually are at the bottom of this very long profile thank you so much because it does mean a lot to me. Thank you for supporting me and my soon to be story (soon to be stories) and it means so much. I’m certainly not the best fan fiction author in the world and most certainly shouldn’t be compared to ANYONE but this means a lot. And I just really really want to thank you and show how appreciative and grateful I am.

Isnt it a bitch that i wrote all of this and I have absolutely NO stories! yah... I know but there coming chicos and chicas there comin

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LOST by edwardsoul reviews
It's been 7 years since Edward left. Bella's now a tough NYC corporate girl on the outside, but her heart is forever broken. She vows to take down C-Corp, but what happens when she finds out who owns the company? Who is the monster now? **AFTER 7 YRS. OF INCREDIBLY AMAZING REVIEWS, I HAVE RE-"VAMPED" THIS STORY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,565 - Reviews: 2831 - Favs: 2,800 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2181 - Favs: 2,381 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,594 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
What's Scarier than Vampires? by beautiful fighter reviews
The Cullens and Bella decide to go camping. Emmett keeps playing pranks on Bella. Bella reads a scary book full of myths and legends. They decide to test out what is myth and what is truth. Full of scary stories and humor! Oh for heavens sake just read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/3/2007
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2791 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
A Second Chance for Love by Narnialover reviews
Edward leaves, Bella is heart broken. Victoria comes back and changes Bella. It's been 100 years later. Bella has a new family and friends and is happy with her life. What will happen when Edward finds her again and prophesies are revealed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 120,884 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Edward, Bella
Eclipse by Sakura Akki reviews
Edward is going to change Bella...but it's not in the same way that everyone is expecting. What's gonna happen when it causes a fight between the entire family? RATED M! SERIOUSLY M! very OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just a Human Game by faeryespell reviews
Bella knows that Rosalie’s human life was unwillingly cut short, so she suggests they play only the most human game there is: the Game of Life. It starts out fun, until the Cullens begin to take it a little too seriously... and let secrets unfold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,084 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Suicide Girl by Queen-Cocaine reviews
She came. She came and destroyed my life. And now I've started my new life. New life if that's what you call it. I've become what i wanted most. But without the one i wanted most. Go figure. I'm not Bella Swan anymore. **Adopted by Lollirotxox**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,241 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Beautiful Soul by edwardsoul reviews
Bella is graduating. She realizes she's terrified to become a vampire. She leaves Forks to think things through. While gone, she discovers the real reason Edward thinks his soul is lost. Can she solve the 80 yr. old mystery? Will she become a vampire?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,315 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Bella Gets Bitten By A Leech! by GtotheAtotheBBY reviews
Bella Goes on a hike with Jake, but then they get some unexpected visitors Vamps, Wolves, and one gross, disgusting leech!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/2/2007
Love Isn't Fair by GtotheAtotheBBY reviews
Post new Moon. Edward gets his family to help push Bella away. She gets changed by another vampire and falls in love. She loves her new coven, but 100 years later when she meets him again can her and her husband handle it.R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,741 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Coming Back To You by edwardsoul reviews
Edward can't stay away. One night he comes back into Bella's room, but someone else is already there. SEQUEL: Ch. 10 to 23 Bella is foolish and determined to make things right with Jake. Will the werewolves take away everything that Bella cherishes?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,246 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Why I Love My Truck by sillybella reviews
Bella is always reluctant when Edward wants to buy her a new car. Is there a secret reason she likes her truck so much? And don't worry where they are driving. It doesn't matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
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He's Gone
Bella compares what she thinks in the morning to her radio. Just like Edward, she learned to tune the thoughts because she doesnt want to hear them. But when doing so she automatically thinks of him. She compares thoughts of him to the rain she dislikes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella - Complete
I need a letter from Edward to Bella reviews
its pretty much me asking for your help! really I'm writing a story and I need a letter from Edward to Bella telling her the truth of why he left and that he still loves her. I wrote it in a sarcastic story form because fanfic said it had to be a story.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete