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Joined 09-09-04, id: 668606

before typing anything about me that you might take as a affence or you judge me took quickly i just want to say one thing and one thing only...DON"T YOU HAVE YOUR OWN LIVES TO READ ABOUT? i mean come on reading about someone else is quite pathedic if you really think of it!

You still want to read even after i called you pathedic for even looking at this bio...okay...you seriously need to get a life. But since you don't have one i'll tell you about my life (i guess). People say that i am one of the luckest people because i was ALMOST born on a Febuary 29th, but i say "hey who the heck cares its just a dat in the year where everyone annoys you by sayin HAPPY BIRTHDAY...or... YOU DON"T LOOK A DAY OVER 5!." and for the record i think it would be asoome to have my b-day once every four years. Although i might seem like a pesapestic person, i'm not really, i just like to annoy and fooling people, TAKE THAT HOLY...I CAN ACT!

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The Little Red Book by MarauderPrincess reviews
Lily and James have to keep diaries for a Divination project. Lily is taking this project very seriously and pours all her secret thoughts, dreams, and fantasies into this little red book. And James just can’t wait to get his hands on it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Troubles of Being in Love With Sirius Black by padfootqueen reviews
MWPP era. Lily's best friend Cordelia Ash comes to Hogwarts as in exchange student. What will happen when sparks fly between Cory and Sirius? Learn how Hogwarts might never be the same! Not a Mary Sue! I promise! please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,630 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Sirius B.
The Diary of Lily Audrey Potter by The Flying Author reviews
The final chapter: The daughter of Harry and Ginny Potter has finally grown up. She has her own kid, her ten year Hogwarts reunion is coming up, and love had returned. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,408 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Ivory Files by Nyghtvision reviews
Just what it says on the label: Humor. Suspense. Flamingos. A strange visitor from Japan. The Dark Side of the Tooth Fairy. Plot should thicken to the consistency of tiramisu. Add a pinch of Bob, bake for an hour and read.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,758 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 1/19/2003
Idiot Savant by Nyghtvision reviews
Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/19/2004