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Joined 09-03-04, id: 665261
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi, and welcome to my bio. As you can see from the stories I've submitted so far (mainly the one-shots at this point) I have a flare for the unusual take on things.

This is a bio though, and I suppose all you need to know is that I'm human (you may think it is obvious, but you never know who is an alien in disguise) and a keen reader and writer. That's about it, though I am female. That's all you're gonna get about me. Now onto the descriptions of my fics.

No Hope is a one-shot focusing around the idea that no one truy knows what happens once someone receives the Dementers' kiss, but it has been assumed over time. You should also know that Jeanne2 (one of the people who reviewed it) has offered to write kind of a prequel to it, explaining it a bit more, and once she puts that up I'll put a direct link to that fic here.

My Name is Thomas Marvolo Riddle basically sums up Voldemort's life in (according to fanfiction.net's word count) 1030 words. Sounds difficult to do, but it works, even if it does get repetative at times. it's a one-shot too, if you couldn't tell.

Kreacher is a Good Elf is a Keacher centric fic told in his POV that I just couldn't have resisted writing even if I had tried. It's simply what's going through kreacher's head through a small part of OotP. It's a one-shot too.

Hogwarts: the Slytherin Way is my take on what would have happened if Harry had been sorted into Slytherin. I'm fairly confident it's different from most others though. And, whilst I haven't updated it in months I am carrying on with it, even I've written myself into a corner. That being said, I'm rewritting the last couple of chapters in it to hopefully get myself out of this corner.

Azkaban Child: This was to be a novel length fic, but I couldn't carry it on. Basically Harry grew up in Azkaban with Sirius. It's still up, and Evil Older Sister'saccount.

Clichés to the Extreme: This is a group of one shots piled together simply because every one of them is a parody of a popular fanfiction cliché. New ideas of stories to parody are always welcome, though they might take a while to get written up. My chronic laziness seems to get in the way of fanfiction writing.

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Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 260,290 - Reviews: 3626 - Favs: 5,436 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ginny W. - Complete
Serpentine by Zephyr5 reviews
Challenge Response: Harry is abandoned aged four. A magical serpent takes him in and brings him up. He grows up only understanding Parseltongue, wanting to be a real snake, and disliking human beings. Then he decides a certain Dark Lord is his mate...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,137 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter & The Return to Honeychurch by darkmoore reviews
Post Hogwarts - After a busy first year teaching at the Honeychurch Institute of Magic, Harry has a few unforseen bumps along the way. Sequel to Harry Potter & the Honeychurch Institute of Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,594 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 4/22/2004
Celestial Requiem by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
Harry Potter & the Honeychurch Institute of Magic by darkmoore reviews
COMPLETE - Post Hogwarts - After defeating Voldemort and deposing Minister Fudge, Harry thinks that he has become unemployable in the Wizarding world until he finds a job that just suits his needs
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,341 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
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Clichés to the Extreme reviews
HP fanfiction clichés taken to extreme measures.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Harry P.
Hogwarts: the Slytherin Way reviews
The day Harry Potter was placed in Slytherin was a shocking day for the world, but it was only the start. Armed with nothing but his wand, Harry begins an adventure at Hogwarts that will change his life and personality forever in a way that none will real
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,567 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Harry P.
Azkaban Child reviews
Harry was raised in Azkaban by Sirius. Abandoned and now taken over by Evil Older Sister. Find it on her account.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,908 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Kreacher is a Good Elf reviews
One-shot. Kreacher's POV during part of OotP. Don't ask me what gave me such an idea, but something did.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Complete
My Name is Thomas Marvolo Riddle reviews
A short version of Voldemort's life in his own words. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Voldemort - Complete
No Hope reviews
One-shot. A thought always occured to me. People say that when the Kiss is administered that nothing is left. But how do they know? This is the tale of one person who sits in Azkaban after being victim to the kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Complete
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