Simply Spastic
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Joined 03-21-09, id: 1874400, Profile Updated: 04-10-09
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Well, hello there.

Wow... I don't think that could have been any more creeper-ish. And i love it. Jkkkk. not really.

Soooo what do most people do for their profile things... I'm new to this and I basically have no idea what I'm doing. I guess I'll just tell you about myself...

My favorite book is Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carrol. I just love the random-ness in it. I'm really not surprised that he was high when he wrote that... I'm actually pretty sure that's the only way a book like that could have been written. I also love the House of Night series by the Cast women, as well as Harry Potter by JK Rowling. I like the Twilight books I guess. Well that's a lie, I do really enjoy them its just that the silly obsessive fan girls have kind of ruined it for me. I will be writing Fan fictions for that though because I have a lot of ideas concerning those characters. Actually the only book i probably won't write a fan fiction off of is Alice in Wonderland because I just can't compete with the random-ness of that.

By the way, most of my stories (even ones that I haven't posted yet) were written in the 8th grade, soooo I'm sorry if they suck monkey butt.

Physical Appearance:

Hmmm, I'm rather short- meaning I'm only 5'1". I have brown hair that for some reason is dark brown on one side and light brown on the other. I'm extremely pale, so pale that in my passport picture my chest is the same shade as the white wall behind me. Unfortunately, I'm rather sickly looking. I don't really know why, but for some reason i just can't get any bigger. (aka my bones are very small, and i'm uber skinny- basically eating disorder skinny but I swear I don't have one!!) My eyes are a stormy blue, which means grey in the middle then it tapers out into a dark blue. And that's basically what I look like...

Ugh, I'm kind of stuck on what to talk about next...

Well, I have a bunch of story ideas, but I'm rather lazy so it might take me a while to actually get them up. Oh! I'm going to post all of my disclaimers on my profile so that way I don't have to bother with it in my stories.

I'll try to write good stories for you guys, and I really hope you like the ideas I have. I apologize in advance for not updating as often as I should. Please write lots of reviews! Every author likes those.

Disclaimers: (okay so I know I might not even have stories written under some categories yet, but i eventually will so bare with me)

Twilight: I do not own Twilight. The book, which includes its contents and characters, belongs to Stephenie Meyer.

Harry Potter: I don't own Harry Potter. The novel, which includes is contents and characters, belongs to J.K. Rowling.

House of Night: I don't own House of Night. The story, which includes is contents and characters, belongs to P.C. and Kristin Cast.

That's it. It is much, but that's my profile. I hope you enjoyed it. Please review my stories!

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Magic in the Air reviews
HP and Twilight crossover. Bella is a witch and is beginning Hogwarts with the Cullen clan and the Harry Potter crew. Its a lot better than it sounds. Disclaimer on profile. Edward X Bella... eventually. Read and Review.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P., Bella
I Loathe You? reviews
All human. Canon pairings. Edward and Bella hate each other, but isn’t there a thin line between love and hate…?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward